MadWorld: Walkthrough

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           |             Platform: Wii                             |
           |            Developer: Sega, Platinum Games (2009)     |
           |                Genre: Action                          |
           |               Rating: M (Blood and Gore, Mature Humor,|
           |                          Strong Language, Drug        |
           |                          Reference, Intense Violence, |
           |                          Sexual Themes)               |
           |                                                       |
           |               Author: Georgi Samaras                  |
           |               E-mail: SophiaLee04@yahoo.com           |
           |              Version: 1.45                            |
           |         Last Updated: July 6, 2009                    |
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CONTENTS

  Welcome to MadWorld ....................... [int]
  Getting Around and Getting By ............. [con]
  Killseeker Vision ......................... [hud]
  Tools of the Trade ........................ [itm]
  The Book of Bodily Injury ................. [plg]
  Making Enemies Go Out in Style ............ [fnm]
  How to Play The Most Dangerous Game ....... [gmf]
  The "How To" of High Scoring .............. [hts]
  Walkthrough
    Varrigan City: Central Station .......... [vc1]
    Varrigan City: Downtown ................. [vc2]
    Varrigan City: Red Line Highway ......... [vc3]
    Asian Town: Great Wall Street ........... [at1]
    Asian Town: Bistro ...................... [at2]
    Asian Town: Sumo Arena .................. [at3]
    Mad Castle: Courtyard ................... [mc1]
    Mad Castle: The Dungeon ................. [mc2]
    Mad Castle: Sanctuary ................... [mc3]
    Area 66: Access Hangar .................. [661]
    Area 66: Facility ....................... [662]
    Area 66: Robot Factory .................. [663]
    Casino Land: The Strip .................. [cl1]
    Casino Land: The Tower .................. [cl2]
    Casino Land: Ring of Madness ............ [cl3]
  Now What? ................................. [ngp]
  MadWorld Game Script ...................... [gms]
  Submitted Tips and Tricks ................. [rvt]
  Credits and Other Junk .................... [mis]
  
  To make getting around the guide easier, I've implemented a keyword search
  feature.  Just copy and paste the three-letter keyword (complete with the
  brackets) of the section you want into your browser's Find feature (Ctrl+F)
  and it should take you where you want to go.


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WELCOME TO MADWORLD                                    [int]

  MadWorld is a game where you slice people up with a chainsaw.  That's all you
  need to know; let's go!

  .
  .
  .

  Actually, there IS more to it than that.  This game is centered on a game
  called DeathWatch, which is a call back to the gladiatorial games of old,
  which means it's all about people killing each other to survive while an
  audience watches and gets high on the violence.  DeathWatch is a televised
  game show with bookies and sponsors making and placing bets on contestants,
  called Killseekers, with the winners coming up with mucho cash and bragging
  rights.  The most recent DeathWatch Games have taken over Jefferson Island,
  causing mad panic and the deaths of many city inhabitants falling prey to
  the game.

  Enter Jack.  Jack somehow breaks through the quarantine on the island and
  quickly gets a sponsor on the third day of the games.  Jack is a born natural
  when it comes to DeathWatch.  Jack has a flipping chainsaw attached to his
  artificial right arm.

  MadWorld is a comedic gore fest as well as a stylized work of video game art.
  It's also a blast to play.  Jack describes it best: "Like polo.  With
  chainsaws."

  What are you waiting for?!


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GETTING AROUND AND GETTING BY                          [con]

  CONTROL STICK
    This moves Jack around.  Double tap in the same direction to get Jack to
    dash.  Pushing up on the stick when Jack is doing a punch combo will result
    in a straight punch to the face, a Jack brand Falcon Punch, if you will.

    When on a motorcycle, this steers the bike.

  C BUTTON
    Push C to reset the camera behind Jack.  Pushing in and holding C will
    allow you to lock on to the nearest enemy.  If you are surrounded and
    trying to focus on a specific enemy, locking on will be difficult.  It's
    best to run away and try picking your target as they run after you.

  Z BUTTON
    Z lets Jack jump.  If you jump and he is close to a ledge, he will
    automatically grab it and pull himself up.  Jumping also allows Jack the
    pleasure of airborne attacks.  Pushing Z before an attack will add some
    flair and even do a little more damage than normal (because of gravity,
    you see).

    When on a bike, Z lets you perform a Dash for a very short speed boost as
    long as the Dash gauge is full.

  NUNCHUK (SWING)
    Swinging the nunchuk makes Jack do a backflip.  Backflipping is his only
    form of dodging except in special cases when avoiding an attack up close,
    in which case he will do a slow-motion dive to the side (this is still
    initiated by swinging the nunchuk).  Jack is mostly invincible while
    dodging.
    While holding an enemy with A, swing the nunchuk to headbutt them if they
    start to squirm.
    The nunchuk is also used in power struggles and special moves.  It will
    appear on the screen and show you in which direction to swing when you need
    to.

    When on a bike, the nunchuk is used to grab and throw enemies on your left.
    When in an arena-type setting, it lets you perform a slick 180-degree turn
    which also causes nearby enemies to fly.

  A BUTTON
    The A button controls Jack's four-part punch combos, as well as normal
    attacks with weapons, which are vital to softening up an enemy.
    If you hold the A button, Jack will reach out and grab whatever is in front
    of him, be it an item or an enemy.  Items can only be picked up if you see
    the "Lift" command on the screen, and enemies should really only be picked
    up if they're stunned since they can wrestle free.
    The A button is also a finisher: if the "Finish" command flashes on the
    screen, hold A to perform a brutal finishing move.
    Here are some specific A moves listed in the game's manual:

      Run + A = Shoulder Charge
      Z + A = Jump Attack
      Dodge + A = Counter Punch
      A + twirl the Wii-mote = Giant Swing (finishing move on standing enemy)
      A + shake the Wii-mote = Ragdoll Slam (finishing move on prostrate foe)

    When on a motorcycle, the A button is the accelerator.

  B BUTTON
    B is my best friend, and it will be yours too, for B, good Killseeker, is
    your CHAINSAW!  Hold that button in and listen to that baby purr.  Pressing
    B is only good for bringing the saw out; you have to swing the Wii-mote to
    actually use it, but as long as B is held, your chainsaw gauge will
    deplete.  When the gauge is empty, the chainsaw can't be used until the
    gauge slowly refills.
    B also controls special moves for weapons, mostly in conjunction with the
    Wii-mote.
    Pressing B instead of A when you see the command for a finishing move
    results in a slightly more brutal end for whoever is dumb enough to stand
    up to Jack.

    B stands for brake when you're on a bike.  Alliteration is fun.

  CONTROL (D) PAD
    Up on the d-pad lets Jack pick up a healing item or a special weapon that
    prompts a "Pick Up" command.  Left and right allow Jack to switch between
    those special weapons and his chainsaw or fists.  Down is a taunt, which
    can be used to draw enemies in close to you.

  - (MINUS) BUTTON
    This pauses the game and brings up the map and options.  You can also view
    the level's time limit here since they weren't nice enough to put it on the
    HUD for you.  The time limit is stopped while the game is paused.  The two
    options available on the pause screen are "Play Log" and "Options".  The
    Play Log keeps track of how and how many times you've killed someone or
    something a certain way.  The Options let you tweak your settings.

  WII-MOTE (SWING)
    The Wii-mote is how you tear stuff up with your chainsaw.  It also has
    other functions and controls depending on which weapon you are holding.
    With no weapon, swinging it vertically results in an uppercut, and swinging
    it horizontally gives you a reverse punch, which is good for pushing away
    multiple enemies.
    While holding onto things with A, swinging the Wii-mote makes Jack throw
    them.
    Like the nunchuk, the Wii-mote is used a lot in power struggles and special
    moves, so watch the screen to know when and how to swing it.  It is most
    notably used to initiate the power struggles: one-on-one tests of strength
    with boss-type enemies.

    On a bike, the Wii-mote still controls the chainsaw, but it can only attack
    enemies on your right or the ones that successfully jump on your bike.  It
    also lets you do a 360-degree turn in an arena.


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KILLSEEKER VISION                                      [hud]

  Since MadWorld is 90% black and white line art, 10% visual sound effects, and
  100% blood splatters, it can be a little hard to see around you before you
  get acclimated.  And even then it can still be kind of difficult.  The HUD
  (heads up display) can alleviate a lot of the pain.

  First up is the most important: the mini-map.  This is located in the bottom
  left.  Jack is the little yellow triangle in the center, all his potential
  victims are the red dots, white dots are enemies above/below you, and yellow
  dots are mini-bosses.  There are many times in the game when looking at the
  map makes more sense than looking at the screen.  Here is the legend
  (available along with a full map by pausing the game with the - button):

    Armory Box = Armory that is not yet available
    Sword = Armory weapon
    Heart = health item
    Star = Bloodbath Challenge
    Crown = ranking match

  If item icons appear white on the map, then they are a floor above or below
  you.  If they are yellow, they're on the same floor.  Just like with enemies.

  When on a bike, the speedometer replaces the mini-map.

  Sometimes by the map you will see little black squares or some text.  These
  are to keep track of how you are doing in regards to that level's DeathWatch
  Challenge.

  In the lower right is Jack's current score, his yellow health bar below that,
  his chainsaw gauge under that, and his remaining credits (extra lives) by his
  picture.  Your score skyrockets with the body count; your health depletes as
  you take damage and refills with pills and onions; the chainsaw meter
  depletes as long as you have B held and refills automatically when you let
  up; and the continues deplete as you die but replenish with balloons.

  On a bike, the Dash gauge replaces the chainsaw gauge.

  All levels have a Bloodbath Challenge or two that become accessible when you
  reach a certain score.  Once one is ready for you to join in, you will see
  its name in the upper right corner, as well as its icon on the map.

  On the right, in the middle of the screen, is your kill rating and score for
  a single enemy.  When you start landing blows on someone, this part of the
  screen keeps track of how much and how badly you hurt them until they finally
  die.  You can go from routine to ultra violent, and the whole idea is to get
  that rating and score as high as possible before your enemy dies and that
  kill's score is added to your total.


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TOOLS OF THE TRADE                                     [itm]

  There's tons of crap scattered around Jefferson Island that Jack can use
  either for himself or on others.  As you make your way around an area, be
  sure to note all the items at your disposal.

  HEALING ITEMS
    As badass as Jack is, sometimes he needs a little help in the form of pick-
    me-ups.  These prompt a "Pick Up" message and are grabbed with the up
    button on the d-pad.  Enemies will sometimes drop them upon death or you
    can smash some of the breakable environment (like crates) to find them.

    Happy Pill:
    These are your small healing items.  They come in single or triple dosages,
    with the triple healing more than the single.

    Happy Onion:
    Jack is crazy about raw onions, and they will heal him and replenish his
    chainsaw gauge completely should he eat one.

    Jack Balloon:
    Red Jack balloons give Jack an extra credit, allowing him to come back for
    more if you happen to screw up and die.

  WEAPONS
    Special sponsor weapons are given if Jack is a good boy and kills a lot of
    things.  These are waiting in containers called Armories.  Some can even be
    found in breakable objects like crates.  All have their own movesets,
    special counter moves, and some even have finishers.  They will break after
    a certain amount of use.  You can also only have one at a time.  Like
    healing items, these are picked up with the d-pad.

    Spike Bat, Golf Club:
    These two weapons are of the same flavor in that you can beat things to
    death with them by hitting A but can perform a swing with B.  Swinging the
    Wii-mote without B simply results in a slower, more powerful swing.  If you
    are curious about your proficiency at hitting things long distances, the
    game will tell you how far your victims fly (golf club only, sadly).  The
    spike bat is damn near everywhere, but the golf club only appears in the
    Mad Castle.

    Daggers:
    With a weapon in each hand, Jack is more efficient: he can slice off limbs
    in seconds and leave behind nothing but a shambling torso with legs.  If
    that isn't enough, he can also turn into a bladed tornado if you hold B and
    shake the Wii-mote.  Jack will spin with his knives out, but you can't
    really control him when he does this.  The best part of the daggers'
    moveset is shaking the Wii-mote to jump, launch an enemy in mid-air, and
    then do an A combo on them, slamming them to the ground.  Luckily, the
    daggers show up in many different stages of the game.

    Spear:
    The spear is fun but, sadly, is also very rare, as you can only get one in
    the bistro in Asian Town.  A is a simple forward jab, and B is a forward
    thrust, able to skewer anything in Jack's path instantly.  He can skewer
    multiple enemies on a single spear, making a DeathWatch shish-kebob.  If
    you want to get rid of them and get points for the kills, hit A or swing
    the Wii-mote and Jack will swing the spear to fling them off.

    Torches:
    Yay for fire!  Beating an enemy with this will set him ablaze.  The B move
    is more fun because Jack apparently always has alcohol on his breath.
    Swing the Wii-mote sideways while holding B and he'll breathe into the
    torch to set anything near him on fire.  Like the bat and golf club,
    swinging the remote without B held just gives you a slow wind-up and swing
    ... but with fire!  Enjoy it while you can because you can only play with
    the torch in the Mad Castle.

    Magnet Gun:
    This is only available in Area 66 due to special circumstances.  Holding B
    activates the gun and drags nearby saps into it and holds them as long as
    they are metallic.  Pressing A propels them forward, preferably into a
    working fan or trash compactor.  This weapon has no other moves available,
    so it's a one-trick pony.

    Missiles:
    Missiles are a very special weapon: you only get them for a certain boss
    stage, and you'll see why when you get there.  Hitting A or B fires the
    missiles.  Yeah, they're boring.

  ENVIRONMENTAL WEAPONS
    In DeathWatch, the audience is everything, and they get bored by seeing you
    chainsaw people to death over and over.  They want variety.  They want you
    to ring a guy with a tire, shove a signpost through his head, and *then*
    cut him in half with a chainsaw.  You have to get to know the environment
    to get in good with the crowd.
    All items listed here prompt a "Lift" command.  You have to hold A to keep
    a grip on them and most are reusable.

    Breakable Objects:
    Stuff like crates are pretty useless when it comes to dealing damage, but
    they are fun to throw at people.  Their real use comes from potentially
    hiding items.  Breakable objects vary from level to level depending on the
    surroundings.  They tend to blend with the scenery, mostly because they are
    the scenery.

    Restraining Objects:
    Restraining items are anything that will instantly incapacitate a foe by
    either blinding him, limiting the use of his arms, or both.  These are
    usually tires, oil drums, helmets, anything that you can jam over someone's
    head.  Stronger enemies will jump away when you try to get them with these
    items, so you have to soften them up a bit and then try it.  Enemies can
    also use these items on Jack.

    Piercing Items:
    These are things you jam *into* someone's head, not over it.  Sign posts,
    lamp posts, umbrellas, toy trumpets, pinwheels, candlesticks, anything long
    and slender.  These pretty much render normal enemies dead on their feet.
    Use them like the restraining items: A + swing down.  These are by far the
    easiest way to rack up points since you can stick one enemy with up to five
    at a time and each signpost is worth hella points, as the commentators
    would say.

    Spiked Objects:
    The Rose Bush is a name given to anything that resembles a wall of spikes.
    There are also meat hooks and other spiky things lying around that you can
    impale enemies on; anything with a sharp point is made to impale.  You have
    two options: throw an enemy on them or drag their sorry ass up to it and
    impale them multiple times by shaking the Wii-mote.  Which do you think is
    better?

    Heavy Objects:
    These are not as common and are hard to spot.  They burden Jack when he
    holds them and are only good for slow, wide swings: stuff like benches,
    columns, and trees.  These are not as efficient as other weapons, but they
    sure do a good job of clearing the air in front of you.

    Grinders, Slicers, and Presses:
    These brutal weapons are immovable objects (meaning you have to bring the
    enemies to them, not the other way around) that are in motion for one
    purpose.  These are saws, fans, blades, gears, anything that you can toss
    someone into to cause them to hurt very badly.

    Electrical Appliances:
    Another kind of immovable object, anything emitting sparks can give an
    unfortunate sap a good taste of 1.21 jigawatt justice if they are brought
    near it.  Electrical signs, fuse boxes, train tracks... just watch for the
    tell-tale white sparks.

    Baiting Objects:
    Baiting items are clever devices used to distract enemies and gather them
    in one place, like on a spinning saw blade or under a huge press.  These
    are enemy-specific because only thugs would go after a case of money and
    only zombies would drop everything to chase down some raw meat.

    Other:
    There are some things that just don't belong with the others.  Take the
    trash bag for example.  Throw it at enemies to make them vomit.  Simple,
    but it's recorded in the play log so it must count for something.

  ACTIVATION OBJECTS
    Some objects prompt an "Activation" command, hence the name.  These are a
    bit of a mash-up.  A common item under this category is a zip line which
    Jack can use to reach different areas of a level.  Torture devices and
    restaurant bells also qualify.  They're basically anything Jack can
    interact with that isn't punching it or picking it up.


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THE BOOK OF BODILY INJURY                              [plg]

  Otherwise known as your play log, accessible through the pause screen's menu
  when in the middle of a stage.  If you need a little more help understanding
  the lengths to which this game will go to help you murder pixelated people,
  then this will help.  Below are all of the things listed in your play log,
  arranged by location; however, there will be some cross-over.

  I do not believe anything special is gotten by filling this thing up or
  getting a certain amount of each kills.  It's just there for curiosity's
  sake.  I'm also listing it before the actual walkthrough to kind of give you
  a head's up as to what's in store.  I really don't think this will spoil
  anything.

  GENERAL
    Object Impalings:
    This is more for Rose Bush-like impalings rather than the sign variety.
    Anything that can kill on impalement falls under here.

    Fan Slice & Dicings:
    An object in motion that has sharp edges can only be in motion for one real
    purpose: to slice 'n dice.

    Torso Bisects:
    Believe it or not, slicing a guy in half with a chainsaw does not count as
    a torso bisect.  No, this kill is reserved for when you throw guys in
    dumpsters and other containers that slam closed on the victim.

    Cutting Saw Chops:
    See: Fan Slice & Dicings.

    Drum Explosions:
    Throwing an explosive barrel at anything will net you a hell of a lot of
    points and an almost guaranteed multi-kill should you aim it right.  Use in
    conjunction with baiting objects for massive damage.

    Crates Destroyed:
    This should be your highest number in the log because breaking things is
    good for fun and profit.

    Electrifications:
    Plenty of electricity to go around.  Just watch for the sparks.  It is very
    easy to push multiple enemies into electrified hazards, even by accident.

    Motorcycle Roadkills:
    Just what it sounds like.  You only get so many chances to run things down
    on a hog.

    Chainsaw Beheadings:
    Do a B finisher on an enemy on the ground and Jack will likely take his
    head off.  B finishing moves are random, so it's a crap shoot whether or
    not you'll get it.

    Defenestrations:
    n. a throwing of a person or thing out of a window
    To perform a defenestration, you need to throw someone out of an opening: a
    window (Great Wall Street and the Mad Castle Courtyard) or into outer space
    through a garbage chute (Area 66 Facility).  You will know you performed it
    correctly when you get a little cinematic of your victim falling to his
    death.  (Thanks to Alistair for help understanding what constitutes this
    type of kill.)
    For the record, I had to look this word up in a dictionary, thus proving
    this game's educational merit.  Take that, naysayers.

    Dagger Finishers:
    Perform a finisher with the daggers.  Not hard seeing as how they
    completely destroy anything you slice them with, leaving them open for a
    finisher.

    Chop Object Homeruns:
    To net this kill, you need to use the baseball bat's B move to hit a guy
    right into a dumpster or other such device that will chop him in two.  It
    has to be two pieces; hitting him into a fan or sawblade that produces
    multiple chunks does not count.

    Spear Finishers:
    Do a totally awesome finishing move with a spear.  This is a little harder
    since the lure of simply impaling everything with it is very great and
    much easier.

    Jumping Backbreakers:
    Thanks to Sochithra Chhun for help with this one: "Do an uppercut to launch
    an enemy into the air, and hold A.  Jack will grab the enemy by the arms
    while they're in midair and slam their back against his shoulders."  Jack
    can use this to stun or kill; for it to count, it's gotta kill.

    Giantswing Impalings:
    The Giant Swing is the A finishing move on a standing enemy.  Therefore,
    you need to swing him right into a Rose Bush for this to count.

    Ragdoll Impalings:
    Likewise, the Ragdoll Slam is the A finisher for enemies on the ground.
    The final swing needs to hurl them at a Rose Bush or spike for impalement.

    2x Chainsaw Dances:
    When in a New Game +, you get a double chainsaw, each swing of which kills
    in style.

  VARRIGAN CITY
    Sign Impalings:
    Pick up a sign and stick it in ... his head.  You sicko.

    Oil Drum Slams:
    Oil drums, flaming or otherwise, make for good restraints but your target
    can and will break loose after a time.

    Bull Head Slams:
    For this, you need to kill Big Bull Crocker in a power struggle and take
    his head.  You can then slam his helmet down on people.

    Flat Tire Slams:
    Ring a guy with a tire.  If you haven't caught on yet, anything described
    as a "slam" involves sticking something on or over a guy's head.

    Garbage-Stink Vomits:
    Throw a trash bag at someone and sit back and enjoy the projectile vomit.
    Actually, it's not very projectile at all.  But it's still funny.

    Swirlies:
    Jam a guy head-first in the toilet at the railway station and wait a bit
    for instant reliving of your high school days!

    Train Reamings:
    Self-explanatory.  This is why trains were invented.

    Drownings:
    This is accomplished by throwing enemies into the parasite-infested river
    from the waterfront.

  ASIAN TOWN
    Became Hamburger:
    Now you know what you eat when you go to your favorite burger place.  Throw
    enemies into the meat grinder in Great Wall Street to feed the masses!

    Trumpet Ear Slams:
    A new spin on the classic hearing device.  Ear trumpets are sold at a
    street vendor near you.

    Bonsai Slams:
    I'm pretty sure bonsai trees only appear in the bistro.  Take those little
    plant boxes and jam 'em over some ninja's head.

    Gong Ringings:
    Who doesn't love the sound of bells or gongs ringing?  These come complete
    with crappy jokes and puns from the announcers.

    Madam Yang Slams:
    The freakishly large doll heads will net you a Madam Yang Slam and an entry
    in the play log...

    Firecracker Snacks:
    ...as will the fireworks that appear on nearby vendor stands.  You didn't
    think they'd pass up the classic, did you?

    Flash Fryings:
    Throwing enemies into the tempura batter in the bistro nets you a Flash
    Frying style kill.  (Thanks to John for the correction on this one.)

  MAD CASTLE
    Painting Slams:
    In the castle courtyard, paintings found on the walls can be taken off and
    jammed over someone's head to temporarily put them out of commission.

    Chandelier Crushes:
    Just look for the huge "DIE HERE" painted on the floor in blood.  You can't
    miss it.

    Max Head Drive Dist:
    When you get the gold club, the game will start tracking how far you hit
    someone's head clean off his shoulders.

    Piranha Meals:
    There's a piranha tank in the library of the castle.  Throw a zombie or two
    in to give 'em a taste of their own meds.

    Pumpkin Head Slams:
    Like the doll heads, only scarier.  Or maybe not.

    Spiked Ball Slams:
    Spiked balls are found (appropriately) in the castle's dungeon.  Pull a
    mini-Little Eddie special with these.

    Burnings:
    When you have a torch in hand, there can only be one rule: kill it with
    fire!

    Guillotine Chops:
    You'd think it'd be hard to get a moving target under a guillotine, but
    these blades are good at what they do.  Just toss an enemy near them and
    they'll do the rest.

    Statue Slashings:
    Activate the hidden blade underneath the dungeon's Goddess Statue to take
    multiple zombies out.

    Evil Crows Killed:
    The crows are found in the courtyard and are kind of hard to kill if you
    try to hit them since they'll fly away.  Then tend to get caught in the
    crossfire when you go on a zombie killing spree though, and they leave
    little crow corpses for you to kick around.

    Catapultings:
    Both areas of the castle sport a fun catapult for some impressive splatter.

  AREA 66
    Tractor Beam Targets:
    See how many anal probings you can initiate.  Bonus points for throwing an
    alien in its own tractor beam!

    Globe Slams:
    Get a model planet from Area 66's control room and hit someone over the
    head with it.

    Flash Freezings:
    The freezer is on the second tier of the facility, in the small room with
    the bumpers and grinders.  Er, I mean, the objects you use to hurl enemies
    around the room and grind them into patties.  That's what I mean.


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MAKING ENEMIES GO OUT IN STYLE                         [fnm]

  Finishing moves are what you get when Jack feels the need to send an enemy to
  the grave with a little special, more personal touch.  He can also only kill
  bosses in such a way.  You can perform them when an enemy is stunned enough
  to prompt a "Finish" icon on the bottom of the screen.

  Finishers can be done with either A or B.  There are only two finishing moves
  with A: the Ragdoll Slam and Giant Swing.  This leads to the next important
  point about finishers: you get different finishing moves depending on whether
  or not the enemy is on the ground or standing.  In the case of the A button,
  the Ragdoll Slam is the finisher for guys on the ground, and the Giant Swing
  is for when they are standing.

  So what about the B button?  Jack's B button finishing list is varied, since
  he can do a lot with just his bare hands and gets a couple finishing moves
  for almost every weapon he can wield.  This section of the walkthrough covers
  all the finishers that I have seen Jack perform (not counting boss fights
  because you will have to perform those no matter what and can't miss them,
  therefore you should not need me to describe them to you).  To recreate them,
  here are the basic finishing move rules:

  1. Punch an enemy or do whatever repeatedly until you see the finishing move
     prompt on the screen.
  2. Don't get so carried away that you kill him.  If you do, go back to the
     first step.
  3. Press A or B (always B in the case of a weapon, while either works for
     bosses) near the stunned enemy to perform your finishing move.
  4. Want to do a "lying down" move but your target is standing?  Just swing
     the Wii-mote up to uppercut the guy and leave him on the floor.  Make sure
     you do this before you see the prompt or you will end up killing him.
  5. Go to step 1 until satisfied.

  The only two factors that determine which finisher you use are 1) your weapon
  and 2) the enemy's position.  Here's the list:

  BAREHANDED
    A + Standing:
    Jack grabs an enemy by the legs and twirls him around.  You have to hold A
    and keep swinging the Wii-mote to keep your grip.

    A + Lying Down:
    Jack grabs the enemy by the foot and lifts him up and over his head,
    slamming him into the ground.  Repeatedly.  Until he lets go and the guy
    flies away, that is.

    Press A Rapidly:
    Doing a rapid punch combo by pressing A as fast as possible will make Jack
    go into a flurry of punches that ends with a wicked straight, sending his
    target and any nearby enemies flying backwards.  (Thanks to robvalue for
    this one.)

    B + Standing:
    From behind, Jack grabs a guy by the neck, puts the chainsaw in his back,
    takes off his head with the spine still connected, and then throws it back
    at him.

    Jack punches his metallic hand into a guy's chest, rips out his heart, and
    crushes it in his fist.

    No chainsaw required: Jack gets an enemy by the neck and bends him over
    backwards, snapping him in two at the waist.

    Jack cuts a guy in two horizontally.

    Jack cuts a guy in two vertically.

    After a swift punch to the gut, Jack grabs a guy by the head and apparently
    rips his neck out.

    With a neat little twirl, Jack uses his chainsaw to take off an enemy's
    legs.  This leaves them open for another B finisher of the head-stomping
    variety.

    B + Lying Down:
    Jack will keep the enemy in place with his foot and take his head off with
    a chainsaw to the neck.

    Jack grabs a guy by the neck, jams his chainsaw in his gut, and lets it
    travel up the spine.

    Jack stomps his foot down and crushes the enemy's head.  You can only do
    this to an enemy on the ground who has been bisected horizontally, as they
    will still be alive and need to be finished.

    B + In the Air:
    Jack gives in to the bullet time fad.  When you uppercut an enemy who is
    ready for a finisher, Jack will position himself underneath the guy and
    jam the chainsaw straight up into his gut for a bloody shower.

  SPIKE BAT
    Sadly, the bat has no finishing moves, but a simple combo with it should be
    enough to leave an enemy open for one.

  DAGGERS
    Standing:
    Jack takes an enemy's head clean off his shoulders when you pull the
    remotes away from each other.

    Jack jams the daggers into an enemy's gut, lifts him up over his head, and
    rips him in two while striking a savage pose afterwards.

    Lying Down on Back:
    Jack sits on top of an enemy and repeatedly stabs the daggers into his back
    while you shake the Wii-motes.  He then sticks one dagger into the guy's
    head and takes it off, along with part of his spine before holding it up
    like a trophy and then throwing it to the ground.  Did I mention that the
    daggers have the best finishing moves?

    Lying Down on Stomach:
    Jack pins an enemy with one dagger in the back and then stomps his head
    clean off his shoulders.  (Thanks, John.)

  SPEAR
    Standing:
    Jack flips an enemy in the air and chops them into pieces with the spear by
    twirling it.  You need to swing the remote down to chop the remains in
    half and end the move.

    Lying Down:
    This finisher is the same as if they were standing because Jack flips the
    enemy into the air either way, making the end result the same.

  GOLF CLUB
    No finishers for the golf club...

  TORCH
    ...or the torch.  Because, you know, fire pretty much does it.

  KATANA
    Standing:
    Jack slices first the arm and then the torso, stylishly twirling his sword
    afterwards to show off.  It does look pretty cool when he does it.

    Lying Down:
    No down finisher.  The katana just has the one.

  DOUBLE CHAINSAW
    This thing is a chainsaw.  With two blades.  This beast doesn't need a
    finishing move.  One swing of this thing *is* a finishing move.


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HOW TO PLAY THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME                    [gmf]

  (Literary references are bonus points.)

  The game follows a pretty strict pattern.  You 1) pick a stage, 2) pick an
  area in the stage, 3) view an intro cutscene, 4) cut loose until the boss
  fight is unlocked, 5) finish off the boss, 6) goto 1.  Simple in theory, but
  the areas and stages are pretty diverse in enemies, environments, and
  challenges. Boss fights can also be tough unless you know some tricks.  The
  DeathWatch game is easy to jump into though, and you'll get a good feel for
  it soon enough.

  YES, THE OBJECT REALLY IS TO KILL EVERYTHING AS BRUTALLY AS POSSIBLE
    When you are in an actual level, you need to reach a certain score to
    unlock the boss fight to finish completely.  You can only do this by
    getting in the audience's good graces to get points.  Your audience is made
    up of sick bastards, so you need to be equally sick in order to please
    them.  Refer to the sections above to get a feel for what kind of tools are
    at your disposal.

  DEATH IS AN ILLUSION ... UNTIL CREDITS = 0
    You start each level with a time limit and 2 credits to your name, meaning
    you can die a total of three times before you have to start over.  Dying
    gets you a little lesser bonus at the end of a level, but other than that
    there are no real drawbacks since you restart exactly where and when you
    were when you died.  You have to start over completely if you use all your
    credits though.

  YOUR SPONSOR AND DEATHWATCH CONTROL HAVE GOT YOUR BACK
    Bonuses are unlocked as you kill and raise your score: mini-bosses,
    weapons, healing items, etc.  The list of bonuses for a level is displayed
    on the screen before you start, and, once unlocked, bonus items and
    challenges will appear on your map.
    Most levels have a DeathWatch challenge that nets you extra points should
    you finish.  Every level has a unique challenge that is covered in the
    walkthrough.  Most challenges after that are generic and may fall under one
    of these categories:

      Get X amount of points.
      Slaughter X amount of enemies.
      Kill the boss in X minutes.
      Finish without using a continue.
      Finish without taking damage.

    They are totally optional and are only there to help raise your score.
    Meeting a stage's DW Challenge will place an orange caution sign over its
    icon on the map, and a new challenge will be initiated.
    All levels have what are called Bloodbath Challenges.  When one is
    unlocked, you will get a short video showing you a preview.  Find the area
    in that level set aside for the challenge and the Black Baron will tell you
    how to play.  These are fantastic ways to rack up points, are fun mini-
    games in and of themselves, and are also mostly optional.

  CUT LOOSE (BUT WATCH THE TIME FROM TIME TO TIME)
    You are free to kill, kill, kill for as long as your time limit allows.
    Boss fights are NOT part of this time limit, so feel free to go right up to
    the final seconds before fighting the big fight.  (NOTE: Going right up to
    the final seconds before fighting the big fight is NOT advised because if
    you run out of time, it's game over.)

  ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HAND ON YOUR WII-MOTE
    And never let gooo!  MadWorld is all about QTEs and Wii-mote/nunchuk input,
    and I will eat my laptop if you tell me this game doesn't help you build
    strength in your arms because of it.  Events like power struggles are only
    determined through remote motions and are great ways to get the upper hand,
    so don't miss out.

  ENJOY THE COMMENTARY AND SMILE FOR THE CAMERA
    It's hard to remember that you're on a televised game show with all the
    murder and mayhem.  At least, it would be if you didn't see your image on a
    huge Jumbo-Tron and have Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley
    (DeathWatch's official announcer and a former competitor, respectively)
    yakking all the time.  Their commentary is icing on the sweet cake that is
    this game, but they will repeat themselves often.  MadWorld is a visual
    work of art, no matter how you slice it (har har), so don't forget to take
    in the scenery either.

  REPLAY VALUE, THIS GAME HAS IT
    You can replay levels as many times as you like by selecting them on your
    map.  This is mostly for raising your score.  Power-ups like extra credits
    do not carry over, no matter how badly you want them to.  As noted
    previously, DeathWatch Challenges are added on to stages after meeting the
    first challenge and/or finishing the area, so you can go back and test your
    skills.


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THE "HOW TO" OF HIGH SCORING                           [hts]

  Okay, so you know how the game works and have got a basic feel for it, but
  what's the best way to rack up the big points?  It's easy to figure out once
  you see what you are ranked on at the end of each level.

  COMPLETE ALL CHALLENGES AVAILABLE TO YOU
    The DeathWatch and Bloodbath challenges are easy ways to score points.
    DW Challenges are level-long, with specific requirements that vary.  You
    will see these requirements at the level start and will have little boxes
    or text by your mini-map to track your progress.  BB Challenges are
    unlocked with the appropriate score and have specific rules and time
    limits.

  DON'T JUST CHAINSAW EVERYTHING TO DEATH
    Sure, a chainsaw move gets you at least 10,000+ points, but you could do so
    much more!  How about punching a guy in the gut a few times before you
    impale him?  What about immobilizing him with a signpost or two (or three)
    through the head?  Or toss a case of money out on the railroad tracks and
    throw an exploding barrel at him as he gets hit by a train?  The
    possibilities are endless.

  KILL TWO THUGS WITH ONE PUNCH
    Multi-kills are big with the fans.  If you can, gather enemies together
    with baiting items, throw explosive barrels, use weapons with a large hit
    radius like a bat, or lure enemies to environmental hazards that have room
    for more than one, like presses and grinders.

  GO FOR THE ULTRA VIOLENCE
    Getting an ultra violent ranking for a kill means you scored a ton of
    points off of one string of violence against a single enemy.  There are a
    myriad of ways to achieve this ranking, but the basic rule is to hit him,
    stick him, or jam as many things as you can over his head without letting
    him die.  Use as many environmental weapons at your disposal as you can,
    position your foe near an environmental hazard like a fan or Rose Bush, and
    finish it all off by chucking an explosive barrel at him to cause him to
    (hopefully) fly into the aforementioned hazard.  If you can catch other
    enemies in the blast, the multiple kills should only add on to the final
    score.  It's up to you to decide which is better: quality or quantity.  The
    game really doesn't care.  You score points either way.

  DON'T DIE
    You get points for every credit you have at the end of a level.  Plus,
    not dying is just a good habit to get into, you know?

  DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT THE TIME LIMIT
    The time limit is there to make things interesting for the audience and to
    keep you on track.  All in all, it is nothing to worry about since you can
    easily reach the required high score with plenty of time to spare, and boss
    fights are not within the confines of the time limit.  Howard and Kreese
    will tell you when your time is almost up; that would be a good time to
    step it up.

  BE EFFICIENT
    Don't spend a lot of time just walking around.  Kill something!  Unless you
    are one punch away from taking a dirt nap and need to find a pill before
    you get into another fight, you should be murdering everything in your
    radar.  Your efficiency will be noted.

  FINISH WHAT YOU START
    Points are added to your score when you get a kill.  You will also gets
    points for maiming and not killing, but these take longer to add onto your
    main score and are minimal; not worth it when you get much more for a
    fatality.  Sticking a guy with a signpost and then running away isn't going
    to net you much with the crowd.  They want corpses.  It's your job to
    deliver.


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WALKTHROUGH

  This is how this walkthrough is going to work: I will list the level bonuses,
  time limit, and DeathWatch Challenges at the start of a level.  Then I will
  try to summarize the main redeeming qualities of the area's enemies or death
  traps.  I will not try to list them all; you can pretty much assume that
  everything in front of you can be used to kill.  I'll use the map to give
  directions for when a specific goal needs to be reached and will give
  strategy for DeathWatch (DW) and Bloodbath (BB) Challenges and all boss
  fights, mini or otherwise.

  Once you start playing, you will understand why this format needs to be so
  loose.  The basic gameplay is very simple; you don't need me to tell you when
  and where to saw a guy in half.  The game itself also does a decent job of
  informing you on all the important stuff.  I'm just here to get you through
  in one piece.  I'm also assuming you have a sense of humor and a taste for
  tasteless violence because if you don't, then I think you misplaced your
  copy of Bella Sera.

  Here are some basic starting tips:
  1) Always keep an eye on your map for blinking icons and enemies.
  2) Don't get so crazy with the killing that you forget to watch your health
     gauge.
  3) If it can't be killed, then you haven't met it yet.  If basic attacks
     don't work, then there's gotta be something nearby that will.
  4) Have fun.  :)

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  VARRIGAN CITY: CENTRAL STATION                         [vc1]

  STAGE BONUSES
      200,000    Bloodbath Challenge: Turbinator
      800,000    Spike Train
    1,000,000    Spike Bat
    1,200,000    Big Bull Crocker
    1,400,000    Bloodbath Challenge: Rocket Reamer
    1,600,000    Little Eddie

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Hit Bull with the train!
    Score 3 million points!
    Finish without using a continue!
    Kill the boss in 15 minutes!

Rank 256? Pfft, we need to change that.  The only section of Jefferson Island
open to us is the Central Station in Varrigan City.  Head on over.  Jack gets
himself a sponsor and becomes an official Killseeker, marking the beginning of
our stint in these games.

However, since we're newbies, XIII deems it necessary to run through the
basics.  You cannot progress until you do exactly as he says, but this is a
great way to get your feet wet.  Literally.

First find a target and throw some punches with A, then swing up for an
uppercut, and then hold and swing the Wii-mote horizontally.  Next, hold B to
bring out the chainsaw and do the same thing: swing up, then over.  Now
backflip.  Now jump!  Good boy.

Jump over the pile of cars to the next area to learn all about combos and
finishes.  Find someone and do an A combo until you see a "Finish" prompt.  You
need to do a B finish or XIII will scold you, so hit B once in front of the
stunned enemy to let loose.  Most finishes require further input with the
Wii-mote and nunchuk, so watch for the prompts.  They are fun.  Now do the same
with an A finish.

Next, stun someone long enough to be able to grab him.  Hold A to pick him up
and then shake the Wii-mote to throw him.

Now go grab a tire next to the car in the middle of this area and throw it in
the same way.  Next, we're going to ring someone with it.  Find a tire, find a
sap, and swing the Wii-mote down with the tire in hand while you're next to
him.  (A prompt will also be on the screen when you're in position.)  Now go
find a sign post and jam it in his head.  Nice.  To finish off, grab our
unfortunate friend and take him to the Rose Bush against the western wall.
Introduce him to it.  Multiple times.

XIII will then explain the point system.  Repeat what you just did, and he'll
show you how combo points add up.  Then he'll give you a crate with a Jack
Balloon for being such a good obedient monkey.

With the lowering of that gate comes the unleashing of Jack's fury.  XIII wants
you to get at least 200,000 points out of the enemies in this area.  Note that
there are signposts, trash cans, a dumpster, trash bags, and a spiked bus to
take advantage of.  Go nuts.  Practice.  Don't rule out your finishers.  There
should be a Happy Onion in the crate on top of the bus here if you need it.

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  BB CHALLENGE: TURBINATOR

  TIME LIMIT
  1:30.00 - Round 1
  1:20.00 - Round 2
  1:00.00 - Round 3

  Once you reach 200,000, your first Bloodbath Challenge is available.  This
  one is mandatory since the big-ass jet engine is blocking our way.  As the
  Black Baron and his lady friend explain (and demonstrate), all you have to do
  is throw people into the jet engine.  Either use A to pick them up and the
  Wii-mote to throw, or try a horizontal swipe of the Wii-mote to do a reverse
  punch to send them stumbling into the pull.  Just don't get so close that you
  get sucked in.  You should stand back and throw people from a distance; the
  turbine will take care of the rest.  You even get credit for the poor saps
  that get sucked in even without you throwing them.

  If you are caught in the pull, try backflipping or jumping out rather than
  walking, since Jack's "walking against the wind" animation slows him down.
  (Thanks to MrDrak for pointing this out.)  Just be sure to stay out of the
  black and white caution zone and you will be okay regardless.

  The winning strategy here?  Pick up a guy and toss him so that he flies into
  others, sending them collectively flying into the turbine.  Seeing as how
  they like to cluster, this is super easy.

After the challenge, run up to the Turbinator and jump in.  This is not suicide
but the opposite.  The turbine will raise you up to rafter level where you can
jump out and snag an extra life.  (Props to J.Byron and Sochithra Chhun for
bringing this to my attention.)  There is also another Jack Balloon in these
rafters directly below you.  To get it, walk to the outside of the rafters and
take a leap of faith towards the middle.  You should land near the balloon.  If
not, just keep pressing up on the d-pad and Jack should grab it even if you
don't land on the beams, as long as you're near it.  Now jump down and look to
the west (according to the map) to see yet another Jack Balloon sitting on a
crate on the other side of the fence.  To get it, look for a space between the
turbine and the fence and jump over.

Enter the station proper to really start the game.  The time limit is now
active, by the way.  Be sure to grab the Jack Balloon above the ticket booth.
Also note that you can pick up the seats and swing them around.  Your first
Happy Pill lies beyond the entrance to the tracks.

Be careful along the train tracks.  Throwing enemies on them is fun and great
for points, but just don't get too close or fall on the tracks at the wrong
time because trains are insta-kills on everything, including Jack.  You will
have to cross the tracks at some point, so watch for flashing lights to signal
death on rails.

This is the main area, so I'm going to cut you loose for a bit.  There's trash
cans and toilets here to use, and if you break the large signs on the platforms
(the ones listing track information), you get a couple floor spikes to impale
with.  Look for cases of money too and throw them on the tracks to watch the
pigs go to slaughter.  The white current you see where the trains come and go
is good old fashioned electricity.  Have at it.

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  BIG BULL CROCKER

  At 1.2 million points, Big Bull Crocker comes out to play, most likely
  emerging on the western platform with all the boxes.  If you haven't used up
  the spiked bat, grab it and use it to whale on Big Bull Crocker.  Lock onto
  him when you see him and don't worry about the small fry.  Crocker will take
  care of them when he swings that dual-bladed chainsaw.  You want to get used
  to your backflip here since it's best to take swings at the bull and then
  flip away for breathing room.

  If you do not have the bat, then rely on the chainsaw.  Do a swing when you
  see an opening and then back away.  If you find yourself needing a breather
  or health, retreat to the rafters or across the tracks to slow down Big Bull.

  The best way to win here is to wait for Crocker to bring his chainsaw back
  for a swing like a baseball bat.  When you see the prompt, swing the Wii-mote
  down to enter a power struggle.  If you have dealt enough damage, you can
  kill Crocker in a struggle like this.  You will break his chainsaw and take
  his head off with a swing of the Wii-mote.  He will drop a Jack Balloon upon
  death.

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  BB CHALLENGE: ROCKET REAMER

  TIME LIMIT
  0:10.00 per round

  When you've hit 1,400,000, this Bloodbath Challenge is available.  You need
  to climb to the rafters to get there; use the tower of boxes on the western
  platform and follow the blinking icon on the map.  The object here is to get
  as many chumps on the tracks as you can before the trains roll in: one on
  each track.  Punch 'em first to soften them up and then toss 'em.  Or you can
  just toss 'em since you don't have a lot of time.  They should be dazed long
  enough to stay put.  Try to angle your throws so you don't overshoot and miss
  the tracks.

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  LITTLE EDDIE

  1,600,000 points in, a bell will appear where the Rocket Reamer was; ring it
  to fight Little Eddie.  Lock on to Eddie as soon as you can by holding in C.
  Since all you can really reach are his legs, you might as well bring out the
  chainsaw and start hacking.  Wait for Eddie to make a move by either slamming
  a fist, jumping, or swinging his ball and chain, and then go in swinging
  yourself.  Fun fact: his eyes sparkle before he attacks.

  He's actually fairly slow, so keep your distance and then move in.  You don't
  want to misjudge and stay too close since his reach is pretty good.  There's
  no way to replenish your health in this fight (which is probably why they
  gave you so many extra credits), so be careful.  Even if you die, Eddie's
  health remains where it was when you kicked it.

  As with Big Bull Crocker, power struggles are the way to go.  Eddie initiates
  them himself with no input from you.  When he reaches down and grabs you,
  that's it.  Every time you power struggle with him, you will have to re-lock
  onto him afterwards.  Two or three power struggles and a good helping of
  chainsaw to the legs will make short work of Eddie.

  When his health bar is at zero, he will not be completely dead.  You have to
  finish him.  Press A or B when you see the prompt and input the proper
  commands.  Finishers like this make a boss fight totally worth it.

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  DW CHALLENGE: HIT BULL WITH THE TRAIN

  After finishing this stage once and coming back later, you get the chance to
  do this stage's unique DW Challenge.  You need to hit Big Bull Crocker with a
  train.  You cannot pick him up or throw him, so you need to bait him, and the
  only bait he's interested in is Jack.

  What you need to do is stay on the tracks long enough to get Crocker to
  follow you.  The two middle sets of tracks are good since there's lots of
  room, but it also means Crocker can escape the trains.  Try one of the two
  tracks on the far sides of the area if you are having issues getting Crocker
  to sit still.  Sometimes Crocker will actually go up and over the tracks by
  way of the boxes instead of following you on them, so be sure to stay on
  long enough to get his attention, or you can just chainsaw or punch him over
  the platform onto the tracks.

  Once your fight with him has moved to rail level, run up and down one set of
  tracks and watch for the lights indicating when a train is coming.  That is
  your cue to get out of dodge and leave Crocker for dead.  Be quick since you
  only get a window of a second or two between when the lights come on and a
  train appears.  Remember, trains are one-hit KOs, even on Jack.

  The important thing here is to run up and down a particular track (especially
  if baiting Crocker on the middle sets of tracks) since he likes to jump
  around and can evade the trains without even trying.  If he's busy chasing
  you while you run down a track and not across it, then you have a better
  chance of hitting him.

  Crocker only appears once, so you only get one shot at this!


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  VARRIGAN CITY: DOWNTOWN                                [vc2]

  STAGE BONUSES
       60,000      Spike Bat
      250,000      Bloodbath Challenge: Death Press
      750,000      Jack Balloon
      950,000      Daggers
    1,100,000      Bloodbath Challenge: Man Darts
    1,750,000      Jude the Dude

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Get 3 Bull masks!
    Slaughter 100 enemies!
    Get 3.5 million points!
    Don't kill more than 25 enemies!

Bowl forward and get to know the area.  Enemies are going to start using items
on you, mostly tires and barrels.  If they ring you, shake the Wii-mote and
nunchuk to break free in style.  This is actually a boon rather than not since
they will gather around you to beat you while incapacitated and Jack's move to
free himself is a wide-area attack.  MULTI-KILL.

Big Bull Crockers will appear on the scene even though they are not technically
a bonus.  They still get a video intro, so you know when they're coming.  The
background music will also change when they are near.  The same strategy as the
last level applies.  Make sure Crocker is not around when you activate the BB
Challenges, as he will not disappear and will waste your BB time.

A lot of the same environmental hazards as the last level appear here.  The
fans that line the upper tiers are new, and the spinning saws in the little
walkway by the Death Press area are a little more noticeable and easier to
reach here than they were in the last level.

There's not much on the rooftops except some pick-me-ups and enemies.  Be sure
to grab the Jack Balloons hidden in crates on the northernmost and left middle
rooftops.

One last thing to note on this level is that armored enemies are making their
appearance.  These guys usually carry weapons that they will use to block
Jack's chainsaw and punches, so you have to break their weapons first.  Usually
an A combo or two does the job.  When they flail and stumble backwards after a
combo from you, then they're easy pickins.

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  BB CHALLENGE: DEATH PRESS

  TIME LIMIT
  2:00.00 for one round

  Death Press is located near where you started, the big crate area before you
  reached the waterfront.  The rules are simple, throw as many guys as you can
  under the press.  Using items around this area is good to soften up enemies
  before tossing and will rack up combo points, but there aren't that many in
  this initial area and you don't want to stray too far from the press to get
  more.  Instead, just punch 'em a few times and throw.

  The press drops intermittently, about every 15 or 20 seconds, so they won't
  have much time to recover and you have time in between presses to throw as
  many in as you can.  Some enemies may drop a cash case when they die.  If
  they do, grab it and throw it under the press and it will do most of the work
  for you.  However, the case will probably appear underneath the press, so
  don't be too hasty when trying to grab it.

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  BB CHALLENGE: MAN DARTS

  TIME LIMIT
  2:00.00 for one round

  This challenge is located next to the waterfront and gives you a bat to use,
  but it won't break until you're done.  All you need to do is use the bat's B
  move to launch thugs into the dart board.  You can still move while prepping
  to swing with the bat, and you can pivot as well, so you need not try to
  position yourself or the thugs perfectly before you let loose.  The bat also
  has a pretty good damage radius, so any swing is bound to send multiple
  enemies flying.

  The trick is to find your sweet spot and let the enemies come to you.  The
  best place to position yourself is front and center, but you can hit from the
  sidelines and still have a chance at a Bull's-eye if you angle your hits
  properly and are the right distance from the dartboard.  Just remember that a
  higher body count is great in the long run, so if you spend too much time
  aiming to get a Bull's-eye, you miss out on the big picture: bloodshed.
  Finding the aforementioned sweet spot makes it possible to get multiple
  Bull's-eyes in a row, and once you find it you can pretty much stay in place
  since the enemies will come to you.  That will jack your score up by a fair
  amount.  (No pun intended.)

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  JUDE THE DUDE

  Back at the Death Press area, Jude will be waiting to fight.

  Always stay locked on Jude because he is a literal on-rails shooter and you
  don't want to lose track of him.  As long as you keep running and/or
  backflipping while he's on the rails, you will avoid his bullets.  When he
  jumps down, go in with the chainsaw out and take one slice and then backflip
  away.  Jude will recover insanely fast from a chainsaw to the face, and he
  will do a rapid kick with his spurs to retaliate.  If you backflip away and
  then circle around him while he's doing the spur kick, that's one more free
  slice for you.  Never take more than one slice at a time!

  Along with shooting while on the rails, Jude will also shoot at you when he
  twirls his guns while on the ground.  This is the perfect chance to disrupt
  his attack with one of your own.  He also likes to gloat; if he lands a hit,
  he will sometimes remove his hat and take a bow.  Wipe that smug look off his
  face.

  Make sure to stray away from using A combos on Jude.  The guy is incredibly
  light, and a straight punch from Jack's artificial arm sends him flying.
  You'd think this would be a good move to knock Jude senseless, but he will
  shoot you as he is hurtling backwards, and his shots are enough to throw Jack
  off his game and give Jude enough time to recover and skate up to you while
  you're reeling.

  Jude's power struggle is initiated when he brings one leg up high for a
  midair kick.  Be prepared to do multiple swipes with the remote to slice
  through Jude's bullets for the chance to take a shot at him.  After this, you
  should be able to get at least 3 swipes in.

  After about half of his health is down, Jude gets a little fancy with the
  melee moves, but your strategy should not change.  Wait for him to show off
  or something, slice once, back away, circle round, slice again.  Once he's
  about dead, finish him in a one-sided shoot-out.

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  DW CHALLENGE: GET 3 BULL MASKS

  If you hadn't noticed, Crocker sometimes leaves his bull mask behind when you
  kill him.  Therefore, this challenge simply demands that you kill 3 Crockers.
  In order to get the mask though, you have to kill him in a power struggle
  since Jack slices his head off.  This means you should not just go slicing
  him willy nilly, rather you should slice him once or twice and wait for him
  to go for a baseball swing with his saw and catch him in a power struggle to
  make sure you get the helmet.

  Don't despair if he doesn't let you power struggle with him right away.  Stay
  locked on and follow him around.  Punch him a few times if you want to get
  him mad.  Stay mobile whatever you do since the thugs in the area will
  attempt to bull rush you while you're busy with Crocker (what is it with me
  and puns?), but Crocker is good at clearing the air with a few thrusts of his
  impressive chainsaw.

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  DW CHALLENGE: DON'T KILL MORE THAN 25 ENEMIES

  This challenge is unique to this stage, and when I unlocked it I was
  insulted: I thought the object of this game was to rack up the body count!
  No, the other object is to see how well you can rack up the points.  You must
  maximize your kill points here: stick guys with the max number of signposts
  (5) or jam tires and barrels over heads before positioning them and others
  (by way of a cash case) next to an environmental hazard like a Rose Bush,
  saw, or fan.  Do NOT do either Bloodbath Challenge.  Try and torture the hell
  out of each Big Bull Crocker you face as well.  Jam stuff in him when he
  tires and try to blow him up.  You can even knock him into a Rose Bush (but
  he can, shockingly, recover from this if he has enough health left).

  In trying this challenge, I realized that you do indeed get points for
  beating up a target but not killing him.  The points take longer to add onto
  your total and they are pitiful in comparison, but it works for this
  challenge.


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  VARRIGAN CITY: RED LINE HIGHWAY                        [vc3]

Our first stage boss fight is our first bike level.  Review your bike controls
before starting.  It's basically swinging the nunchuk when someone rams you on
the left and the Wii-mote on the right while keeping your thumb on the A
button.  You can switch things up by ramming into people instead or slamming on
the brakes to confuse them or get into position to use your chainsaw.  If
someone stays on your side long enough to jump on your bike, swing the Wii-mote
down to get rid of them.

To get points on this stretch of highway, you need to be efficient and kill
quickly to boost the combo counter in the upper left hand corner of the HUD.
Use your turbo boost (Z button) to close the gap between you and enemies so you
can get to them before your combo runs out and you have to start over.  Always
try to hit a ramp when you can, as this will launch you in the air and you will
likely land on someone when you hit the road again, causing massive explosions.
When you see whirlwinds in the distance, you're home free.

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  VON TWIRLENKILLER

  Best.  Name.  Ever.

  The first order of business is to get up in the guy's ugly gas-masked face.
  He's going to send whirlwinds your way and whip debris all over the place.
  Debris does not hurt Jack at all and getting sucked into a whirlwind does
  minimal damage, to be honest.  This is because Jack is pure badass.

  Regular attacks generally don't phase Twirlenkiller in the least, and he will
  likely attack while you are in the middle of yours.  He likes to do thrust
  punches and downward fist pounds.  All of his attacks are easily avoided; the
  hard part is dealing damage yourself while avoiding his.  Try attacking
  immediately after dodging one of his moves and then shaking the nunchuk like
  mad to dodge again as soon as your attack connects.  One of his original
  attack combos seems to consist of only two punches, so go in after the
  second.

  When he raises both arms and starts to generate some wind, he will retreat to
  the other end of the highway.  There are crates on your end; punch them open
  for some pills if you need them.  Now trudge all the way back to
  Twirlenkiller, avoiding the whirlwinds.  Once there, watch for his power
  struggle move, which is not unlike Crocker's.  When you see him bring his
  arms back and do a forward thrust (or when Twirlenkiller jumps in the air),
  whip the Wii-mote down and Jack will take off one of Twirlie's arms after a
  little input from you.  Then you can pick up his severed arm and beat him
  with it.  It's a heavy class object though, so be sure to use it while he's
  stunned or you won't get another good chance.

  Missing an arm does not lessen Twirlenkiller's ability to kill you.  In fact,
  it adds to his moveset: he can now do a spin kick by putting all his weight
  on his remaining arm.  This usually follows a really long one-armed punch
  combo.  It is also still difficult to attack Twirlenkiller without getting
  pounded.  Dodge, dodge, dodge, and look to the crates at either end of the
  highway to heal.

  Watch for the second power struggle to take Twirlenkiller's other arm.  This
  will most likely lead to a finishing move since he should have had it by
  then.  Jack will take care of the finisher.


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  ASIAN TOWN: GREAT WALL STREET                          [at1]

  STAGE BONUSES
      200,000      Wang Bang Bus
      650,000      Daggers
    1,000,000      Meat Buns
    1,300,000      Bloodbath Challenge: Money Shot
    2,000,000      Rin Rin

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Get 3 Orbs!
    Score 3 million points!
    Kill the boss in 15 minutes!

Did I mention that this soundtrack is amazing?  Well, it is.  We're in a new
section of the island so a lot of the items and weapons have changed but still
serve the same purpose.  Piercing objects are lamp posts, buckets and lanterns
are restraining objects, etc.  On the ground floor here, be sure to check out
everything on the vendor stands.  Jam a trumpet in someone's head, fireworks in
someone's gullet, and start dressing everyone with doll heads and enjoy.  Lots
of electric signage and spikes, too.

The Wang Bang Bus will come and go around downtown to give you more Rose Bush
goodness.  Try pinning people when the bus is mobile for an added challenge,
and think of some snappy one-liners as you throw 'em.  "Don't wanna miss your
ride" is the best I could come up with.  :C

The jars here are the breakable items and some will even hold Jack Balloons, so
don't just bust skulls, bust up the environment too.

The enemies here can breathe fire and are packing claws.  They can do multi-
swipe combos so attack them and backflip away right after.  Don't be too quick
to chainsaw them because they can and will jump away from you, leaving you
slicing air and open for a counter.  Some fire breathing enemies are actually
walking explosives; they're easily recognizable by the dynamite strapped to
their midsection and their funky-looking headgear.  Throw them for maximum
effect.

Asian Town's baiting item is meat buns: good for throwing near a rotating fan
and then punching people into said fan.  You can also find a new special weapon
in Asian Town: Peking Pop, which looks like huge bottles.  Grab one, shake the
Wii-mote to shake the bottle, and then jam it down someone's throat with the
same motion.  Now wait a few seconds for the fireworks.

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  DW CHALLENGE: GET 3 ORBS

  Sushi Orb:
  Use the awnings on the second tier to jump over to and ride the Sushi Ferris
  Wheel in the middle of downtown to gain access to the middle room on the
  third tier.  There's a chopping machine here that is just begging to be used.
  Throw the enemies here on the conveyor belt or use meat buns to lure them
  over to it to make it easier.  You want to slice and dice as many foes here
  as you can because if you feed the machine enough, the Sushi Orb will
  eventually emerge on the conveyor belt.

  Afterwards, check to the right of the conveyor belt in the corner and a jar
  should drop from the ceiling.  Break it open to collect a Jack Balloon.  You
  can also chuck enemies out the windows here for a laugh.

  Dragon Orb:
  Climb up to the second tier to get to the room with the two fans.  There
  should be some boxes near the center of downtown you can climb.  Make your
  way along the little awnings until you see a gong, which is an awesome weapon
  because using it on someone not only kills them but stuns all nearby enemies.
  Climb the dragon's back next to the building all the way to the head to get
  the Dragon Orb from its mouth.  Watch out because some jerk will jump you in
  an attempt to knock you off.

  Turtle Orb:
  Get access to the room with the meat grinder.  Look to the westernmost part
  of the ground floor (the V-shaped area).  There should be some boxes you can
  use to climb up on the upper leg of the V to a triangle-shaped room on the
  second tier.  A little alcove here will lead you to the hamburger room.  (The
  floor-level gate will also open when you get the Sushi Orb.)  In there is an
  elevator which will take you up.

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  YEE FUNG

  Up on the southeastern-most rooftop is a fight with Yee Fung, an armored
  heavyweight. He's going to literally try to bowl you over by tucking into his
  shell and rolling up and down the ramps on the roof.  Stay locked on him so
  you know when to dodge if he leaves your sight.  When he does a punch combo,
  try to enter a power struggle with him.  This will soften him up reeeally
  nicely.  "Reeeally" as in, after that, a few more swipes of the saw should
  finish him.

  Keep your distance with the fatty since he can roll quickly.  Like with all
  big enemies, wait for your opening and swipe.  You should be able to get in
  one or two swings of the saw before Yee Fung retaliates.

  His corpse turns up the Turtle Orb.

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  BB CHALLENGE: MONEY SHOT

  TIME LIMIT
  2:00.00 for one round  

  This challenge is located on the top tier in the lower right corner of your
  map, where the gong and Dragon Orb were.

  Grab a bottle of soda and shake it before jamming it down someone's throat.
  This will cause them to fly.  The idea is to impale enemies on all three
  targets for each lady.  The lower the target, the less you need to shake the
  bottle, and the higher and farther the target, the more you need to shake.
  For example, to hit the lowest target on the closest lady billboard, you
  don't need to shake the bottle at all, but you need to shake it for a good
  while to hit anything on the woman in the middle.

  Try to focus on one lady at a time since "satisfying her" by hitting all
  three of her targets makes for a good score.  Pick a target and shake the
  bottle accordingly.  Then, when you have an enemy prepped to fly, pick him up
  and position him just right so that he will fly where you want him to.  He
  won't explode while Jack holds him.

  This challenge can be difficult in that the same motion to shake the bottle
  is used to jam it down people's throats.  Try to stay away from enemies while
  shaking or you may stuff it in their gullet prematurely.  (Howard and Kreese
  must be rubbing off on me; it was insanely hard not to make a sexual
  reference there.  Use your imagination.)  This is also where your skill at
  judging distances is tested.  The middle woman looks to be the farthest, so
  it might be easier to focus on the ladies to your left and right first.

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  RIN RIN

  This fight is pretty basic.  She's going to spend a lot of time on the same
  level as you, swinging her fan blades and using them to block.  Lock on and
  circle around her.  After she slashes, get her with a swipe of the chainsaw.
  She's going to let you repeat this trend for the entire first half or until
  you win a power struggle against her.

  Sometimes she will jump up onto the rooftops and throw random junk at you.
  You can in turn throw that junk at her while she's up there.  Try to get her
  with it when she's on your level and she'll probably slice you as you pick
  it up.  Just stay mobile and don't get discouraged when she blocks a lot of
  your moves.

  Her power struggle is activated when she starts to twirl and swing both fans.
  Take her up on the offer of a struggle and send her flying.  After this, she
  will retreat and throw her fans at you.  Get close but backflip when you see
  the fans coming your way; they should miss Jack since he's invincible while
  dodging.  Rin Rin is capable of stunning Jack by scoring a hit with her fans.
  You need to snap him out of it by shaking both remotes before she takes
  advantage of you.

  Once you are close enough, she'll go back to basic swipes and the
  process will repeat.  She shouldn't take long to finish up as long you aren't
  hasty.


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  ASIAN TOWN: BISTRO                                     [at2]

  STAGE BONUSES
      150,000      Spear
   Tempura x3      Jack Balloon
      800,000      Bloodbath Challenge: Hanabi
    2,250,000      Shogun

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Save 3 Geishas!
    Kill the boss in 15 minutes!
    Fry 500K points of food!
    Don't take damage!

This level is different from the rest.  The enemies are ninja and come in
limited quantities until much later, so it's best to try and maximize your kill
points.  It's also a one-way level, meaning there is no returning to previous
areas, so I will write and describe as we go.

The DW Challenge is saving all the geishas by committing ninja genocide.
According to an interview with MadWorld's director, it is possible to fail this
challenge by dying or running out of time.  You will hear the geishas scream if
you are close to losing them, and once you fail, there's no going back to save
them: they're gone, even if you return to the level later.  You want to do your
best to save these working girls because they will actually crop up down the
road to help out.

Follow the first ninja (there's nothing in this first room) and keep going
until you get jumped.  The white walls in this large area can be destroyed if
you like.  It'll help minimize surprise ninja attacks.

The bell to the east is awesome.  It will deafen all enemies in the area when
you use it (just like the previous area's gong), leaving them open for
finishers.  There's also a hidden box inside the bell; if you punch it enough
you can get the box to drop out and claim the spike bat inside.  This area also
gives us the spear which is insanely fun, if I do say so myself.  Run around
and bring all the ninja out of hiding (try impaling the ones that appear around
the tree *on* the tree to see it blossom); then go check on the geishas when
the game tells you to.  Don't forget to pick up the Jack Balloon in the jar to
the west, south of where you got the spear in a little alcove.  (Thanks to
Sochithra Chhun for this one.)

Now you know why there aren't many pills in this area: the geishas have super
effective healing powers via kisses.  Funny, you think it'd have the
opposite effect.  Break the white wall ahead of you to get a pirate hat.  This
is the baiting object for this area.  Why?  Because ninja hate nothing more
than pirates, that's why!  Well, maybe robots.

Carry that hat up the stairs and throw it when the ninja jump you.  If you
still have your spear, use this opportunity to skewer as many as you can while
they beat up on the hat.  When ready, destroy all the white walls surrounding
the next square area because it's mid-boss time.

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  TENGU

  Stay locked on Tengu at all times!  He pulls the usual ninja tricks, jumping
  around and slashing and the like, but he can also duplicate.  And all those
  duplicates will pull the usual ninja tricks in stereo.  This is why you want
  to stay locked on: Jack is smart enough to know which is the real Tengu as
  long as he had a bead on the original.  If you did not lock on, you will have
  to slice through the duplicates until you find the real one.  You'll know
  you've found him when the duplicates disappear.

  Duplication is Tengu's only real dangerous trick, and since we've seen
  through it, he is rendered nearly powerless in front of Jack.  In fact, the
  spear makes super short work of him, and I imagine a chainsaw is no
  different.  It's easier to take care of him if you've destroyed the white
  walls because they would just get in the way otherwise; they also reveal a
  Rose Bush outer wall, which might come in handy.

  You can also use the lamp posts around the area to soften Tengu up nicely.
  It seems he'll be stunned for a short amount of time after you slash him to
  get rid of his duplicates; this would be a good time to impale him or stick
  something in his head.  Do enough damage and Jack can take his blades to
  take his head in a unique finishing move.

Moving on, this next area features a deep fryer with some batter.  You want to
throw anything and everything in to make tempura.  And I mean everything.
(Organic matter only, though.  If you want to use a barrel or something else,
use it on a ninja and then throw them in.)  There's fish on the shelves here
that, even if you don't use to restrain enemies, can be made into tempura.
There's a chest on one of the shelves with a pirate hat in it; try using that
to distract the ninja long enough to safely shove them in.

Jack will not be hurt at all by the flames or the oil, so when all the ninja
are in and you get the go-ahead to check on the geishas, pick up the ninja (or
whatever)-shaped tempura and place them under the "Prepared Food Here" sign.
Shove as many as you can on the serving platter before ringing the bell because
the points will add up for a humongous bonus and net you a Jack Balloon.

Go get another kiss and pirate hat and climb more stairs.  In this area and the
next are ninja on motorcycles.  Don't look so surprised.  Let go of A to drop
your hat (don't waste it here).  The showboats are painfully easy to deal with:
dodge their initial move to run you over and do a downward swipe with the
chainsaw when they pop a wheelie.  They'll go out with a bang.  Be sure to
break the jars that line this multi-tiered area.  One is bound to hold a Jack
Balloon.

The courtyard has the last batch of ninja to kill before all the geishas are
safe.  There may also be a second Tengu lurking in the courtyard.  (I rarely
encounter him and am not sure what exactly triggers his appearance, but now you
can't say I didn't warn you.)  The BB Challenge is also here.  Get the geisha
kiss now if you want to heal.

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  BB CHALLENGE: HANABI

  TIME LIMIT
  0:50.00 for each round

  "Hanabi" is Japanese for fireworks, if the demonstration didn't tip you off.
  There are fireworks tubes scattered around the courtyard; shove as many
  ninja in as you can before time runs out.  Some tubes are placed side-by-
  side; try to fill those first since they give you multiple kills and thus
  more points.  They will also spell love messages in the air upon explosion.
  This is the time to call your significant other in to the TV to show him or
  her how much you care.

  The trick to this is throwing long distance.  You do not need to be right
  next to a tube to dunk someone in.  In fact, that wastes time.  Once you
  pick someone up, get a tube in your sights, pivot accordingly, and throw.
  Don't even bother punching the ninja either unless they evade your attempts.
  Just pick up and throw.  Like in the Turbinator, you can knock multiple
  enemies into multiple tubes just by throwing one guy.

You may or may not have enough points to challenge the boss.  If you don't,
alternate between the northernmost room and the courtyard since ninja should
continually flood both.  Slaughter enough to earn the boss fight.

Ring the bell in the northern room and ride the elevator.  You might want to
take out some of the scenery here if running around with it in the way will
bother you, but save some for the fight since they might hold healing items.
Once you kill these four ninja, Shogun will appear.

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  SHOGUN

  Basic chainsaw swipes take away very little of Shogun's health bar because of
  his armor.  He is a monster with that weapon of his, swinging it in 360-
  degree arcs, slamming it into the floor, and thrusting forward with it.  You
  want to lock on and keep your distance until you see him roar (a little
  whirlwind will surround him when he does).  This means he's going to go
  apeshit swinging that weapon, but you can interrupt it with a swing of the
  Wii-mote since this is the opening for a power struggle.

  Power struggles are the meal ticket.  Shogun can take quite a few before he
  kicks the bucket, but with each series of attacks and power struggles, Jack
  takes off some of Shogun's armor.  This means your regular chainsaw swipes
  are back to being a solid way to deal damage.

  Still, Shogun does not let up with the wild swings, so it's probably best to
  hang back and wait for a power struggle.  The backflip is a life saver in
  this fight because as long as you swing that nunchuk, Jack will dodge all of
  Shogun's wide swings in style.

  For all our struggles, we get a scenic rooftop finish to this fight.  We've
  earned it.

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  DW CHALLENGE: FRY 500K POINTS OF FOOD

  For this one, you need to dump damn near every ninja that jumps you near the
  fryer (and the fish too if you don't use them on the ninja) into the batter.
  Then, you need to make sure that you get as many pieces of tempura on the
  serving platter as you can fit before ringing the bell.  Try to fit them all
  on since the combo points will be more than enough to get you your 500K.  If
  you do it in two separate servings, you likely will not meet the requirement
  so pile on the food.


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  ASIAN TOWN: SUMO ARENA                                 [at3]

We're skipping the foreplay this time.  Right to the action!

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  YOKOZUNA

  Yokozuna's favorite move is doing multiple thrust punches and then slamming a
  foot down, sumo style.  You must backflip through this because the big guy
  will actually catch up to you if you simply run away from him.  After
  dodging, go in for a slice.  Repeat this until you see him wobble on one leg.
  Initiate the power struggle and win to end Round 1 with a splash.  Be sure
  not to lose or else Jack will be the one to get knocked in the hazards.

  The next two rounds are pretty much the same.  Yokozuna's moveset will change
  a little; he'll add a single punch or a combo here and there but the "lock
  on, circle, dodge, cut him up" strategy still stands.  Horizontal chainsaw
  swipes are perfect for getting Yokozuna to wobble, especially if you hit him
  when he raises one leg for the traditional sumo pose.  You cannot heal during
  this fight so you can't afford to throw punches right in his face and end up
  kissing the floor too many times.  Be patient and wait for your opening.

  The one move Yokozuna gains later in the fight that is worth noting is that
  one where he jumps into the air, grabs a passing helicopter, and hurls it at
  you.  Yeah, that one.  You can't miss it.  Follow the prompt on the screen
  (usually a swing of the nunchuk) to avoid getting flattened and or exploded,
  not necessarily in that order.

  The lengths of the rounds in this fight are dependent on the size of
  Yokozuna's life bar.  This means that if Round 1 lasts longer than usual and
  Round 2 starts when Yokozuna has about a third of his health left, you can
  get Yokozuna to wobble enough to end Rounds 2 and 3 as soon as they start.
  Of course, you'd only experience this if you screwed up the power struggle
  for Round 1 and *ahem* who would be dumb enough to do that?  Am I right?
  Heh heh...  Ha, yeah...


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  MAD CASTLE: COURTYARD                                  [mc1]

  STAGE BONUSES
      350,000    Golf Club
      700,000    Happy Onion
    1,000,000    Bloodbath Challenge: Man Golf
    1,800,000    Torch
    2,500,000    The Shamans

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Spike 6 at the fountain!
    Finish without using a continue!
    Score 5 million points!
    Kill 4 Death Blades!

Zombies!  Resident Evil fans, it's time for pay back.  Now *you* have the
chainsaw instead of them!  Zombies must be vertically sliced in half or ground
to pulp (in other words, you must destroy their heads) or they will keep coming
back and not count towards your score.  Not a problem for Jack.  Zombies also
like to grab you, and you must shake your remotes to get free.  This is very
important for this stage.  There are also enemies dressed in skeleton garb that
pack a pair of scissors.  You have to break their scissors before you can slice
'em.  Just like the ninja and their swords.  Both Sochithra Chhun and Robvalue
have pointed out that these gardeners are special: they are more aggressive
than zombies so you can't just chainsaw them or put them in place for a golf
swing, Jack has a special finishing move for them, and they are more likely to
drop Happy Pills than the zombies.

The castle is two-tiered with a chandelier press upstairs.  (Climb onto the
chandelier and use it to jump across the others for a Jack Balloon.  Thanks to
Sochithra Chhun for this 'un.)  Try throwing or punching an enemy along the
dining table as well.  There's also a piranha tank in a little library (check
the barrel by the tank for a Jack Balloon) and a catapult on the balcony that
launches enemies into the moon.  Sweet.  If you decide to climb to the edge of
the catapult, you will see a barrel drop in front of the entrance to the
graveyard; it should have a torch in it.  Sweeter.

The graves to the southeast on the ground floor act like dumpsters, the statue
in the corner of the cemetery is good for impalement + fire, and there's a
grinder to the far west with Rose Bushes and saws to the north.  Sochithra
Chhun has informed me that trees can be cut down as used as bludgeons.  The way
Mother Nature intended.

Restraining items in this part of the castle are picture frames, and raw meat
is the baiter.  Use the torches to light multiple enemies on fire, especially
the zombies with the dynamite strapped to them.

This level introduces us to the golf club, and there are floating targets all
over the castle.  Practice with it a bit before trying the BB Challenge.
Hitting B will make Jack toss an enemy down, readying their head as the ball.
Watch the screen for a red line protruding from the enemy, moving up and down:
this tells you where your head/golf ball will fly and how far.  Use the C stick
to turn and pivot to aim properly.  Hitting a target with your makeshift golf
ball makes for great points.  Sochithra Chhun also noted that using the gold
club makes surrounding enemies disappear, giving you some breathing room should
you need it.

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  DW CHALLENGE: SPIKE 6 AT THE FOUNTAIN

  All you have to do here is throw six zombies onto the six spikes in the
  fountain in the central courtyard.  Easy peasy.

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  DEATH BLADE

  This is the mini-boss for this area: the Grim Reaper on roller skates.  He's
  going to skate around and take swings at you with that huge scythe.  When he
  appears normally, his swings take huge chunks out of your health, but he can
  be gotten rid of with a single swing of your chainsaw.  He doesn't die
  though; rather, he disappears in a puff of an airy substance of your choice.

  Of course, this means he'll reappear later.  When he does, he can one-hit KO
  you with his scythe, and he likes to wait and strike when a zombie has you in
  its grip.  The Wii-mote motion on the screen to avoid this is shown as a
  horizontal swing, but that never worked for me.  Instead, I shake both
  remotes to get free and it seems to work.  It's best to just plain avoid it
  anyway by not letting a zombie grab you.  When a zombie runs towards you,
  just backflip or run away or cut them in two.

  If you manage to break free after a zombie puts the squeeze on you, the Death
  Blade will not disappear again but will revert to normal.  "Normal" being
  without a one-hit KO attack and skating around like a five-year old high on
  sugar.

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  BB CHALLENGE: MAN GOLF

  TIME LIMIT
  2:50.00 for one round

  Go up the stairs to where the catapult was and you'll see it's been removed
  for a friendly game of golf.  If you didn't read the golf club instructions
  or didn't practice, here you go: hitting B will make Jack toss an enemy down,
  readying their head as the ball.  Watch the screen for a red line protruding
  from the enemy, going up and down: this tells you where your head/golf ball
  will fly and how far.  Use the C stick to turn and pivot to aim properly.

  Stay in your starting spot on the balcony and focus on the rings over the
  fountain.  Watch your target line and swing when it's through the floating
  rings.  Don't worry about your supply of golf balls because zombies will
  relentlessly flood onto the balcony for you.  The rings are going to get
  progressively more challenging to hit as you gain points.  If you're having
  problems, try looking around the rest of the area for more targets.  They
  won't net as many points and take time to go and find, but some points are
  better than none.

  Sochithra Chhun noticed that for some reason after finishing this challenge,
  two new barrels will appear in the area: one underneath the chandelier and
  another at the end of the little alcove where you started this level.  Both
  of these will likely contain Jack Balloons.

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  THE SHAMANS

  The Shamans are not fair.  This boss fight is one big guy and his family
  beating up on you.  Luckily for us, Jack is a badass.  But they're still
  pretty tough.  At the start, you want to dodge until they break up from that
  freakish ring formation.  Then you want to try and thin out the crowd since
  they'll have scattered.  The little guys should go down with one chainsaw
  move, but they are agile and will dodge away.  I highly recommend a
  horizontal swipe since it should take out many at once.

  When you see the big guy, the white wolf, howl, dodge away or else the noise
  will incapacitate Jack.  Keep weeding out his family until it's just you and
  him (you can focus on the big guy before the little ones are gone, but you
  don't need that extra distraction).  You've got the entire area to fight in,
  so he will likely run away and want you to chase him.  Trade blows until he
  howls again and calls more puppies.  When they're all together and a cutscene
  shows the big guy yowling again, that means they're going for the goofy Ring
  of Death attack.

  The power struggle move here occurs when Whitey howls and then runs around
  while wildly clawing whatever's in front of him.  The struggle is similar to
  Jude's because Whitey sends his puppies flying at you, and if Jack can
  properly slice through them all, he gets a shot at Whitey.

  Take your time here because it can be mayhem trying to fight all these dogs
  at once, and your health will dwindle before you know it.  It may be tempting
  to ignore the pups and go for the alpha, but Whitey can take a hit and the
  pups will take full advantage of your focusing solely on him.  Whitey will
  also pick them up and throw them at you, so getting rid of them means he has
  one less weapon to use against you.

  There are a ton of breakable items in the castle, and they are bound to hold
  healing items of some kind, so if you're hurting, retreat by all means.

  __________________________________
  DW CHALLENGE: KILL 4 DEATH BLADES

  This area's second unique challenge requires that you kill four of the
  annoying roller skating reapers.  Unfortunately, this means you have to let a
  zombie grab you so you can bait a Death Blade into getting close enough for
  you to slice him.

  When in a zombie's loving grasp, shake both of your remotes like crazy and
  Jack should break away at the last minute, stunning Death Blade in the
  process and opening him up to an attack.  It's hit or miss, but even if Death
  Blade does manage to behead Jack, there are plenty of Jack Balloons in this
  stage, meaning you can just keep trying.

  Alternately, you can kill Death Blade when he first appears (normally he will
  just disappear and come back).  To do this though, you need to blow his ass
  up.  There are several explosive barrels you can use, so you can get at least
  a couple this way, but then you won't have them for the Shamans or groups of
  zombies.  (Axel Wildfire let me know that blowing them up isn't the only way
  to off them when they show up; try and catch them in the middle of their
  attacks and you may just finish them off quickly enough to avoid having to
  bait them later.)


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  MAD CASTLE: THE DUNGEON                                [mc2]

  STAGE BONUSES
      100,000    Big Long Driller
      175,000    Spiked Bat
      265,000    La Guillotine
      530,000    Happy Onion
      700,000    Death Press II
    2,450,000    Daggers
    2,650,000    Frank

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Stick Driller with 5 signs!
    Slaughter 100 enemies!
    Finish without using a continue!

There is a ton of stuff here to get medieval with, as Jack put it.  Guillotines
in the hall, an electric chair, a wooden catapult, a spiked ceiling/moving
floor combo, meat hooks, saws, gears, a rotating blade at the base of the
statue, and that's not a full list.  There's also three tiers to this area; you
need to use a zip line to get to the very top.

The enemies here are the same as in the previous area.  Besides the occasional
scissor guy and Big Long Driller, the enemies don't pose a real threat (Death
Blade is not here so grab-happy zombies are no longer a big deal), and they are
only there to help test out what this dungeon is capable of.  In effect, it is
one of the best places to really cut loose.

You might have noticed that Jack Balloon on a scale over the abyss by the
statue.  To get it, you need to make your way to the second tier after Big Long
Driller has been introduced.  Wait at the northernmost end of the hall after
the floor trap (by the Armory) and Driller should burst through.  After making
him run away or sticking him with the candles here, take the zip line on the
walkway here over to the scales, jump to the next scale, and take the zip line
there up to the third tier.  Up here are two meat hooks on either side of the
area.  Stick a zombie on both to bring the scales up: one with a torch, the
other with the balloon.

There is also another balloon hidden in a crate on the second floor.  Climb up
the boxes in the cells to the rising floor/spiked ceiling.  Look behind you to
see some meat hooks with a barrel and crate behind them.  You can't jump
through the meat hooks to get to them, so you have to jump over to Jack's left
by the barred gate door to go around and get the Jack Balloon.  (Thanks to
Sochithra Chhun for pointing this out.)

  __________________________________
  DW CHALLENGE: STICK DRILLER WITH 5 SIGNS

  I'm gonna kill two birds with one stone and give you strategy for Driller
  along with the DW challenge.  Efficiency is my middle name!

  __________________________________
  BIG LONG DRILLER

  Think of him as a cowardly Crocker.  Their attacks are very much the same,
  but Driller will actually drill through the ground to get to and away from
  Jack.  The DW Challenge here wants you to stick him with 5 piercing objects:
  in this case, the candle stands.  Problem is, you can't stick Driller unless
  he's dazed.  Solution: two chainsaw attacks will do the trick, but do not go
  overboard because that will cause him to retreat.

  The next problem is that he won't stay dazed for long.  The trick to sticking
  him before he snaps out of it is to fight him in a place you know has a lot
  of candle sticks.  This would be the area around the goddess statue, but you
  can also find a few on the second floor.

  Stay in your area of choice long enough and Driller will appear.  Chainsaw
  him twice - no more, no less - and then stick him with two candle stands.  He
  will retreat.  Wait around long enough and he'll come back.  Repeat until
  you've stuck him with all five and there you have it!  Mondo points!

  If you'd rather power struggle with him, watch for him to bring his drill
  back like a bat, like Crocker.  Because of the nature of the DW Challenge,
  Driller takes a while to bring down (you know, just to keep him alive long
  enough for you to stick it to him; this is the game being nice to you).
  Don't feel you have to kill him completely after you've finished the
  challenge.

  If Driller appears and you want him to go away, just swipe him three times
  with your chainsaw or power struggle with him.  That will make him dig a hole
  and leave you alone.  If he's around the goddess statue and you want him to
  buzz off, just activate the hidden blade and he'll disappear through the
  floor.

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  BB CHALLENGE: DEATH PRESS II

  TIME LIMIT
  1:30.00 for one round

  This challenge is located at the base of the goddess statue.  All you have to
  do is pick up a zombie and throw it to the hand.  Once the hand has it, it'll
  reach down and swipe the area, picking up any zombies left, so you might not
  want to get too close.  Keep throwing zombies until the camera shows a close-
  up of the hand putting the squeeze on them.  That is when you really want to
  steer clear because this means the hand will go berserk and start slamming
  down on the ground, destroying anything and everything, all for the sake of
  your score.

  As you can imagine, this BB Challenge will help your score skyrocket in sheer
  number of kills alone, and it is insanely easy since the giant helping hand
  does most of the work.

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  FRANK

  I hate Frank.  Sooo much hate do I have for him.  He's the first of your
  "recharging" bosses, meaning he has a way to regain health.  Plus, he's
  electrified and the floor is flooded.  Ow.  Stay out of the water!  If Frank
  knocks you in (and he will), look for a box in the upper left hand corner of
  the room to climb rather than make the run all the way to the ramp.  You
  won't make it easily.

  You have to target Frank's upper body, which is unfortunately the part he
  fights with.  Based on how he positions his arms, you can tell if he's going
  to do a downward slam, forward punch, or a backhanded swipe.  The backhanded
  swipe is what will knock you in the soup, and the move where he slams both
  fists together can stun Jack should he get hit.  You have two crates with
  pills and two explosive barrels from the start.  Chose the right time to grab
  the barrels; you don't want to get hit while holding one.  To deal damage,
  you need to attack Frank's hands when he attempts to hit you.  The window for
  this is very small, so be quick to get in and get out of his attack zone.

  Frank's power struggle is initiated when he starts a slow-motion backhanded
  swipe.  Do not miss that chance because winning a power struggle takes a
  humongous chunk off of that yellow bar.  You want that.  You want it bad.

  Afterwards, Frank will get supercharged.  Just kind of back away from him
  and let him burn all his juice.  This will cause him to stumble and go back
  to his chair.  Feel free to jump down and slice him while he's sitting.  As
  of now, I have not found a way to stop him from using the chair (by short
  circuiting it or otherwise), so you kind of have to bite the bullet on this
  one.

  After two power struggles and the loss of all Frank's bolts, he should be
  about dead.  Actually, the second power struggle may actually deplete his
  life bar depending on how well you've been fighting, but Frank is a cheater
  and he will most likely retreat to his chair when he should be prepped for a
  finisher.  This just means you have to finish Frank normally: slicing his
  arms when he attempts to pimp slap you.  When you chainsaw him down to his
  last, jump in the water for the finishing move.

  Josh has added to my overly-cautious strategy a little bit: "[Frank] wanders
  up to the edge of the ledge pretty frequently and you can chainsaw him at
  will.  Since his attacks are all slow you can focus on dodging them instead
  of trying for counter hits.  Chainsaw the hell out of him, initiate a power
  struggle, cut him up when he goes to his chair, retreat to your ledge,
  repeat, win.  You shouldn't have to deal with him regenerating more than
  three times this way."

  Dylan has also given another way to deal with Frank: "if you don't use the
  spiked bat in the level it helps a lot in the boss battle, try not to break
  it and use it when in the water.  also, if you stay in the water the whole
  fight you can jump over the electricity and when you hit him it disrupts his
  attacks."  Jumping over the electricity is very possible, but you need to
  time it right.  I believe the best time to jump is right after Frank yells.
  Also, don't try to substitute the Daggers in for this weapon strategy either.
  They do little damage against the big guy and their wild swings can send Jack
  off the platform and into the water with no help from Frank.


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  MAD CASTLE: SANCTUARY                                  [mc3]

While walking down the bridge, stop when you see the columns crumble.  Do not
try to run under them like I did once.  I can tell you that it's not a good
idea.

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  ELISE

  Being a vampire, Elise is our second "rechargeable" boss.  She also has a
  pack of bats she uses to attack you indirectly and for cover.  In actuality,
  that is about her only attack, along with a simple combo where she twirls
  around and kicks.  She has other tricks up her sleeves (?) though.  But back
  to the bats, when Elise raises a hand in the air and a pack of bats separates
  from the rest, that means she's going to use them as projectiles.  Otherwise
  they will surround her and block most of your damage.  Sometimes they will
  even surround Jack and deplete his health by nibbling on him.  They will also
  bring down the columns around the church nave by slamming into them.  Steel-
  plated bats, no doubt.  Elise does not kid around.

  When the fight starts, run forward and start the usual chainsaw routine.  You
  won't do much damage, and after Elise shows off her pets a little more,
  she'll vanish completely.  If you look at her health bar after a while,
  you'll see it start to refill.  Plus, her bats come out of nowhere to attack
  you intermittently.  Damn!

  Run along the eastern and western walls and check out the statues.  Look kind
  of familiar?  Most of the statues are white, but if you see one that looks
  different (namely, darker than the rest), try to interact with it and you'll
  discover Elise was hiding there.  She will jump away and initiate a power
  struggle.  Try not to get too distracted, now.

  This takes her down to almost half.  In this fight, power struggles really
  are the only way to deal sufficient damage.  However, Sochithra Chhun
  pointed out that sometimes after a power struggle, Elise will not surround
  herself with her bats.  Since those absorb damage for her, slicing her when
  they are absent will do a lot more damage.  After she prances around some
  more, she'll pull the wool over again and you'll have to find her.  Same
  deal as before.

  Two power struggles should do it unless it takes you a little longer to find
  her and she regenerates a lot of health.  If she hides and you can't find her
  among the statues, she is most likely in one of the bat-shaped recesses in
  the northern windows.  You should really have to do no more than three power
  struggles once you've caught on to her game of hide-and-seek.  That is,
  unless you enjoy the view a little too much and keep going back for more.

  I love this fight because the finishing move on Elise is a throwback to God
  Hand and homage to Clover, who rocks our collective socks and some of whose
  disbanded employees worked on this game.  If you do not understand this
  reference, then you should remedy this.

  
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  AREA 66: ACCESS HANGAR                                 [661]

  STAGE BONUSES
      450,000    Bloodbath Challenge: Road Rampage
    2,800,000    Kojack

  TIME LIMIT
    15 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Kill the boss in 10 minutes!
    Don't take any damage!
    Score 5.6 million points!

Ready for a kickass motorcycle level?  You're right; that was a stupid
question.  This is like a blown-up version of the run before Von
Twirlenkiller's fight, so you should know the controls.  It is also so awesome
that it will sometimes cause the game to lag if there is a lot of action on the
screen.  Because your actions and weapons are limited on a bike, this level is
pretty straightforward.  You've got 15 minutes to tear up everything in your
path.

The only environmental hazard here are the columns.  Enemies will explode when
they ram them; Jack will pass right through.  Total.  Badass.  Because of the
lack of variety, the real point here is to get lots of kills in a row.  Watch
your combo counter in the upper left of the screen and try to keep it going.
If you need some enemies to feed it and see some ahead of you, use your Dash to
get up there quick.

This track is actually multi-tiered, and you can reach the upper floor by
hitting a tall black ramp with blinking arrows on it.  There's nothing really
super special up there, so don't feel you have to hit that ramp.

The BB Challenge is initiated by driving through the yellow arch on the left
side of the road.

  __________________________________
  BB CHALLENGE: ROAD RAMPAGE

  TIME LIMIT
  2:00.00 for one round

  This is the first time you can make use of the motorcycle's spin attacks.
  Shake the nunchuk to do a 180 and the Wii-mote for a full 360.  These are not
  only useful for navigation but are also for throwing groups of aliens into
  the environmental hazards that line this arena.  There are also exploding
  barrels for you to use.  Launch some aliens into them for good times.

  Watch your map for the red dots.  You can attack by either running them over/
  ramming them or by using the aforementioned turn attacks to throw them.
  Using the turns is highly recommended, as they will likely get you multi-
  kills.  You can also use the 180 turn to great effect if you are about to hit
  a wall or see an enemy right behind you.  Be stylish.

Watch for the boss fight arch on the right side of the road.

  __________________________________
  KOJACK

  I don't know what this guy's deal is.  He's Jack's British wanker counterpart
  or something.  He's also the most entertaining boss fight this side of
  Thunderdome.  As you can probably guess, this fight is a big game of Chicken.
  Don't bother watching the screen; just pay attention to your radar.  Chase
  Kojack down and hit him with a few spin attacks.  If you see him chasing you
  instead, play with him a little by doing a 180 and ramming him.  If you ram
  him, it shouldn't cause you damage, but if Kojack rams you first, you'll take
  a hit.

  Don't spin to attack prematurely because Kojack will hang back and wait until
  you're open after that spin to ram you.  The guy knows how to ride.

  Doing spin attacks relentlessly also heightens your chances of initiating a
  power struggle with Kojack.  You can tell it's coming when he stops, revs up,
  and charges you while doing a wheelie.  It's hard to see this when you're
  going as fast as you should be, so just swinging the Wii-mote like crazy
  works too.  He does this a lot, which is good because you need that advantage
  since you can't heal at all during this fight.

  Kojack will still be mobile after you've won the right to a finishing move.
  All you have to do is run down the now putt-putting Kojack and hit B as
  usual.


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  AREA 66: FACILITY                                      [662]

  STAGE BONUSES
      200,000    Magnet Gun
      500,000    UFO Fusion Engine
      800,000    Cyber Slicer
    1,100,000    Alien Tractor Beam
    1,700,000    Bloodbath Challenge: Money Shot II
    2,000,000    Daggers
    2,600,000    Jack Balloon
    2,900,000    The Masters

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Hunt runaway greys!
    Score 3 million points!
    Kill the boss in 15 minutes!
    Finish without using a continue!

I'm not gonna lie.  Compared to the previous match and the coming boss fight,
this level is very difficult.  The enemies here are the most heavily armored
you've seen and are quite agile to boot.  They are packing stun rods and some
even use shields.  Luckily, this level is chock full of weapons and
environmental hazards.  In fact, there's so many that I'm hard-pressed to list
all of them.  Some new ones include a garbage chute to the northwest on the
bottom floor, burning jet engines to the south (ground floor), a grinding room
in the middle of the second floor which also has a flash freezer, and a UFO
tractor beam on the eastern side of the ground floor, which I can only assume
involves anal probing.  Whatever you do, save all explosive barrels you find
for the mini-bosses.

This area is huge, and it's multi-tiered to boot.  You can use elevators to
change floors: they are small but easily distinguished by the blinking arrows.
Just stand on one and it'll take you away.  There's two: one on the northern
and one on the southern sides of the central area on the ground floor.

The magnet gun is this area's special treat to you since all of the enemies are
metallic.  Hold B to drag them in and then press A to launch them.  You can
only hold three enemies at a time, but launching them into a hazard like a
burning jet engine nets you a triple kill every time.  The baiting object for
this level is a pack of donuts, which you can also use for great grouping
effect.

If you are having a hard time handling all the enemies here, run away and lead
them to one of the environmental weapons like the fusion engine or a bladed
wall.  Pick them up and throw them in quickly to clear the air a bit.  At times
when you are facing enemies that can easily dodge your chainsaw, it's time to
turn to something with a little more bite, something along the lines of a one-
hit KO.  In terms of that, this area delivers.

There is a teleporter on the south end of the ground floor.  It will instantly
transport you up to the control room that makes up the third tier.  Enemies can
follow you through it though.  From the control room, you can jump out the
windows to the north and east to reach otherwise inaccessible areas on the
second tier.  Jumping to the east lands you near a Happy Pill and three
explosive barrels.  To the north is a spike bat.

  __________________________________
  DW CHALLENGE: HUNT RUNAWAY GREYS

  Every now and then, an alien or two will escape from one of the pods lining
  the walls.  I'm not exactly sure what triggers their escape.  If I had to
  guess, I would say reaching a certain score since the aliens I saw came out
  after I either won a bonus or completed the BB Challenge.  If you wait a
  while and they still don't show, try throwing lots of enemies in the UFO
  tractor beam.  Maybe the lure of anal probes will get them to come out of
  hiding.

  They will attack the other enemies in the area with their ray guns, so if you
  see the robot guys chasing and fighting something other than yourself, a grey
  is near.  They go out with a single chainsaw attack.  The real task is
  getting them to come out and then finding them.

  From Sochithra Chhun: "I tossed a grey (and one of the soldiers) into the UFO
  tractor beam and a freaking cow fell out of the UFO.  I have no idea if I got
  bonus points for it, but it's so silly I don't care."  I've tried this and
  yes, yes a cow does come out of the UFO.  And then promptly explodes.  XD

  __________________________________
  CYBER SLICERS

  The mini-bosses come two at a time.  They are ultra-quick and don't fall
  easily to a chainsaw swipe.  The magnet gun will cause them to short circuit,
  giving you some time to do whatever to them, but they recover quickly.  They
  easily evade all of your attacks and jump high to knife you from the air.
  Axel pointed out to me that there are actually two varieties of Cyber Slicer:
  one with a katana and one with claws.  The katana-wielder is definitely the
  more dangerous of the two, but both need to be treated with equal caution.

  The safest way to deal with these cyber freaks is an explosive barrel.  Don't
  try to fight them staying in one place because the regular enemies will crowd
  around for a piece of you as well.  Run to thin the crowd and look for any
  weapons to use.  If you can't find anything, run and then intermittently
  turn your chainsaw on one of them for a swipe at a time.  Continue the game
  of cat and mouse until they short circuit and explode.  The longer you stay
  in one place, the better their chances are of doubling up and beating the
  crap out of you.  Stay mobile and use what the level designers gave you.

  Case in point: try and lead the Cyber Slicers over to the Fusion Engine and
  use your horizontal chainsaw swipes to push them into the flames.  It's
  super effective!  Just make sure to step away when they start to spark since
  that's the cue for an explosion.  Paris has written in to say that throwing
  enemies at the cyber slicers will also cause them to short circuit and leave
  them open for a chainsaw slash.

  __________________________________
  BB CHALLENGE: MONEY SHOT II

  TIME LIMIT
  2:00.00 for one round

  Ride the southern elevator up to the area set aside for this challenge, which
  follows the same rules as back in Asian Town, but it's a little harder to
  judge how much to shake the soda and to aim.  At least it is until you
  realize that some of the targets (namely the ones on the woman reclining) can
  be hit without even shaking the bottles of soda; you just need to position
  your aliens properly.

  On the flip side, some targets need the soda shaken up a lot before your
  alien friends will fly high enough.  Trial and error is the best advice I can
  give here, along with "the higher the target, the more you gotta shake".  It
  might also help to angle your aliens diagonally in relation to their
  destination rather than placing them front and center.

  Getting all three targets on one woman makes bonus UFOs appear in front of
  her.  These are mobile targets that are worth lots of bonus points should
  you hit one.  Since there are only two women this time around, you should aim
  for the saucers when both have been satisfied.  To hit the saucers, decide
  what arc you want to hit them on (low or high) and shake a bottle/prep an
  alien accordingly.  Hold your alien until the UFO is right where you want it
  and then let him go.

  __________________________________
  THE MASTERS

  Go back to where the BB Challenge was to fight the boss of Area 66.  Er,
  bosses.  The Masters share a lifebar, so don't worry about focusing on one
  and then the other; they're connected by magnetism (not the animal kind).
  Lock on to one and perpetually circle around them.  They like to combo their
  moves together, which thrusts them out towards Jack, so either backflip away
  continuously or run like a crazy bastard.  If you don't, you're up for combo
  damage.  Not the good kind.

  When they stand back-to-back and hold their arms out, they're going to pull
  in junk and hurl it at you.  Run or backflip to avoid this.  You can also run
  up to them and take a swipe at them to make them lose their grip.

  Sometimes one will jump out into the center of the area and will attack Jack
  solely.  If you want to switch your lock and focus on the one not fighting,
  go ahead.  I would rather not mess with resetting my lock and struggling with
  the C button, so if the one you're locked onto is out slashing the air, just
  dodge his initial attack and counter.

  Two slices is about all you can get in before they put their guard up in the
  form of a magnetic shield.  They're going to repeat the same attacks a lot,
  but don't get too comfy with the routine.  If you can get up close to them to
  attack while they are standing together, try a horizontal swing to try to hit
  them both.  I seemed to do more damage when I could land a hit like that, so
  give it a shot.

  A little more than halfway through, a cutscene will have them throw a
  semi at you.  Jack will not be phased and neither should you.  After this,
  the power struggle becomes active.  When you see the two stand together and
  then take out their swords and rush at you, it is power struggle time.
  Winning gives you at least two free swipes at a Master of your choosing.

  Keep backflipping and sawing like mad and watch for your second power
  struggle.  That should put you in a nice position to finish them.  You only
  need to pick one to press B for one of the most amusing finishing moves of
  the game.


  ____________________________________________________________
  AREA 66: ROBOT FACTORY                                 [663]

And now for a change of pace...

  __________________________________
  MARTIN

  You'd think fighting a giant robot would be an entertaining challenge - and
  it is - until you quickly discover that you can't get near the thing
  comfortably to use your chainsaw.  The robot will quickly pummel you should
  you get too close.  You aren't even safe at a distance because the thing
  shoots missiles.  Watch the air around you for white lines: those are the
  missiles' destinations.  Should you get shot with one, you will be blinded
  and will potentially walk right into Martin.  Keeping Jack locked on to
  Martin will allow you to get a bead on him even when blinded though.

  You want to keep the flatbed truck in between you and Mr. Roboto at all
  times and run when you see the missile paths.  Martin will also sometimes
  short-circuit and go crazy trying to run you down.  The cue for this is when
  he says "One destructible target".  Yet another reason the truck is a
  lifesaver.

  But, hey!  What the hell?  How are you supposed to beat the thing if you
  can't even touch it?!  The answer is: watch your map.  Pretty soon, you
  should see a blinking something something on the truck.  These are missiles.
  Yummy missiles of your own.  If you keep an eye to the ceiling, you can even
  see the wench move to bring them out and drop them (Martin will eventually
  start shooting these down).  Pick 'em up and fire ze missiles to damage
  Martin; then jump down and play more Ring Around the Rosie until you get
  more.  Eh, a cheap boss deserves a cheap death.

  You can power struggle with Martin, and after a few gruesome deaths and help
  from e-mails, I realized how.  Get up on the flatbed truck and Martin should
  make a move to grab you.  This will trigger the power struggle with him,
  which has Jack run a circle around the truck and blow Martin to hell with his
  own homing missile.  You can also chainsaw him a little while he's stunned,
  but this is not wise.  (Thanks to Sochithra Chhun and Evan for the heads up
  on this one.)

  Ariel also sent this in: "you can climb the center area (where the missiles
  are) and chainsaw him, a good strategy to do this is to chainsaw and backflip
  until he dies."  So you can kill Martin without missiles, or at least you
  have a way to damage him while waiting for missiles to appear.  Emmanuel
  fittingly describes this as basically treating Martin like you did Frank, if
  you fought him from up high, that is.


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  CASINO LAND: THE STRIP                                 [cl1]

  STAGE BONUSES
      100,000    Spike Bat
      500,000    Daggers
    1,000,000    Afterburner Sign
    1,250,000    Trucks Unlocked
    1,500,000    Happy Onion
    1,750,000    Big Long Driller
    2,000,000    Blood Bath Challenge: Man Darts II
    2,500,000    Champion

  TIME LIMIT
    30 minutes

  DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    none

Are you ready, ladies?  Like the second stage of Area 66, this one pulls out
all the stops with the environmental weapons.  The bumpers lining this first
stretch are a good example: throw an enemy on them and watch 'em fly.

The enemies here are the original thugs with slightly more armor and heavier
weapons than before.  They're nothing too special at this stage.

The slots room lies to the east down the strip and the roulette room is across
from that to the west.  I prefer the roulette room since the bumpers'
entertainment value highly outstrips the slots, and it's easier to get multi-
kills on the roulette and chopping machine than at the slot-grinder.

You can actually play games for bonus points here.  On the roulette, hold an
enemy up to it (don't throw him) and the spinning blades will take off his
head.  After a couple seconds, the roulette will stop and you get your points.
I don't know what (if anything) determines the winning color, but I put a head
on black to win and got lots of bonus points, white not so much.  I want to say
a similar bonus can be won at the slots, but I never had much luck at the
slots.

The main area to the north has two cargo trucks that will open for goodies.
Motorcycle thugs will also appear in this area.  Treat them just like the ninja
you faced before.  They may even blow themselves up since there are explosive
barrels around there and they are none too smart.

  __________________________________
  BB CHALLENGE: MAN DARTS II

  TIME LIMIT
  2:00.00 for one round

  Same thing as way back at the beginning of the game.  The challenge here is
  trying to bat enemies that are more aggressive than what they were way back
  at the beginning of the game.  As you clear the area of enemies, different
  ones will take their places.  Asians replace thugs, ninja replace the Asians,
  zombies replace the ninja, robots replace the zombies, and aliens replace the
  robots (meaning you can put some real color on your dartboard if they don't
  zap your ass first).

  You might want to soften enemies up before you swing at them since you can
  easily waste time swinging at a perfectly healthy foe who can and will evade
  your blows with a jump backwards.  Just hit them a few times with the bat
  before you hit the B button.

When you gain access to the tower, the level and time limit officially end.


  ____________________________________________________________
  CASINO LAND: THE TOWER                                 [cl2]

The tower is all old school "let's bring back all the mini-bosses you fought
and make you fight them again because once just wasn't enough" kind of deal.
The elevator you are riding in is full of crap to play with.  Don't use it all
up too quickly though.  Items should carry over between fights, but the
elevator can possibly glitch out and make it so they don't.  New items are
dropped from the ceiling for each bout, and enemies here usually drop things
when dead, so I guess you can feel free to splurge a little.

  __________________________________
  YEE FUNG

  The only new element to this fight is that Yee Fung has little mini-Fungs to
  help him out.  He also has no ramps, but that won't stop him from rolling
  around.  Let him roll around enough and he will even flatten his little
  beetle boys.  The dice the ceiling spits out for you should hold a weapon or
  healing items.  If the little guys are giving you some problems, try taking
  them out collectively with some horizontal chainsaw swipes.  Just listen for
  Yee Fung's cries before he attacks or rolls around.

  Kevin wrote in to note that the explosive barrels that occasionally appear
  during this fight make short work of the little Fungs and really do a number
  on Yee Fung.  If you can avoid their attacks long enough to grab one and
  throw, do so.

  Remember, the power struggle is when he starts a punch combo move.  He should
  cough up a Happy Onion when dead.

  __________________________________
  TENGU

  Tengu has definitely stepped up his game.  Or maybe he's just tougher because
  we don't have a spear this time.  There are a bunch of ninja on this next
  floor to make your fight a living hell, too.  Find Tengu in the mess of ninja
  and stay locked on at all times.  Keep dodging to avoid sneaky ninja attacks
  and try wide area attacks like horizontal chainsaw swings to see if you can't
  take out some ninja along with Tengu's health gauge.

  It's imperative that you stay locked on Tengu, so try as best you can to stay
  mobile to avoid the horde of ninja and swipe at Tengu like your life depends
  on it.  Because it does.

  Sochithra Chhun noted that the meat buns that should appear during this fight
  (or after the skirmish with Yee Fung) should distract the ninja long enough
  to let you beat up on Tengu.  I didn't think ninja would go for meat buns,
  only pirate booty, but I hath been proven wrong, and those buns may save your
  bacon if the ninja are proving to be difficult.

  __________________________________
  BIG BULL CROCKER x2, BIG LONG DRILLER

  Crocker is a pushover.  Two of them is nothin'.  Oddly enough, when focusing
  on one, I expected the other to slice and dice me, but all he did was jump
  around like a child giddy at all the violence I was inflicting on his buddy
  and waiting for his turn.  Don't count on this happening all the time though.
  Focus all your efforts on one and listen for the roar of the other's
  chainsaw, just in case.

  When one is dead (or even before that), Driller enters the scene.  Leave the
  Crockers alone and focus on Driller.  Why?  Driller will likely drop a Jack
  Balloon when he dies, and you will barely have enough time to pick it up
  before the elevator takes you away if he's the last one left.  Best play it
  safe and pick it up while you know you have time.  If you don't care, then
  it's important to focus on whoever is closest to dying or whoever you think
  you can handle best.  Driller will take more to knock down than Crocker, but
  less than it took to kill him in the Mad Castle.  Watch for the baseball
  swing to get in a power struggle.

  Driller may not follow the Crockers' rule of "wait your turn" when it comes
  to attacking, but it's actually not as daunting as you'd think to fight these
  three beasts at once.  Finish up and try to fill up on health if you can.


  ____________________________________________________________
  CASINO LAND: RING OF MADNESS                           [cl3]

When Jack reaches the arena, the champion is unveiled: none other than the
Black Baron.  Surprising since he's done nothing but get his ass handed to him
for the entire game.  Jack's cheering section is none other than the geishas he
saved (if you did save them, that is), and this is not only heartwarming but
important during the fight.

  __________________________________
  THE BLACK BARON

  The Black Baron's opening moveset features rocket punches and whirlwind
  kicks, both of which leave him wide open for a chainsaw slice.  When he takes
  a breather and starts what looks like a punch combo, prepare for a power
  struggle.  Even though it looks like Jack is taking damage, he won't unless
  you lose.  If you win, the Black Baron gets power slammed.

  Unfortunately, this causes him to go Super Saiyan.  He even causes the
  music to skip over to a new track.  The Baron now has an incredibly long
  punch/kick combo and can knock you out of the ring with an uppercut.  If this
  happens, his lady friend will have at you with her bat.  The Baron still
  keeps his old punches and kicks, so try waiting for him to do one of those
  before moving in close.

  The most dangerous attack of his is when a black hole opens up underneath him
  and starts to suck in everything, including Jack.  You will get launched into
  the stands and brought back with a helicopter should you get engulfed.  This
  attack's pull is too strong to get away in the small ring by simply walking
  away, and the Baron WILL spam it.  He is a cheating bastard, and I hate him.

  But fear not, for people more resourceful than I have shown me that this
  attack is indeed avoidable.  Because Jack's "walking against the wind"
  animation slows him down considerably, you need to snap him out of it by
  doing something else, like jumping or backflipping away.  Just remember that
  if you are going to do this, don't backflip and/or jump right into the
  Baron's attack, as that defeats the purpose and will make the crowd laugh at
  you as you plummet towards them.  Or at least it should.  (Big thanks to
  Sochithra Chhun and MrDrak for this help.)

  The less dangerous (i.e. - totally avoidable) attack is when a white
  whirlwind forms at his feet.  The Baron will launch a godly fist out of thin
  air to punch your ever-loving lights out.  Avoid this one by first walking
  out of the pull and then away from in front of the Baron.

  The Baron is a cheap ass for sure, but Jack has one helping hand in this
  fight.  When he's about dead, one of the geishas will pull a Happy Onion out
  of her cleavage and throw it to Jack.  That onion will help, surely, but if
  the Baron movespams that black hole attack and you can't avoid the pull, it
  won't matter too much.

  The one strategy you should cling to is circling and waiting for an opening.
  A good number of the Baron's moves leave him open after the fact; the issue
  is with getting too close because you don't know when he will pull out a
  sucktastic whirlwind move.  You may be waiting a long time before you get
  your opening.  This is the last fight and you should have at least three
  credits to your name.  If you're not getting the opening you need, then there
  may be no choice but to charge into the fray and take it like a man.

  Another option is to rely on the power struggles the Baron himself will
  initiate.  The one you used to start the second stage of the fight will
  actually damage the Baron; because of this, he won't do it often.  In fact,
  we're pretty sure he only does it twice: once to start the second round of
  the fight and again to finish it.  The move where he jumps on the poles and
  bull rushes you does not hurt him.  It does, however, set him up for damage
  if you can dodge, and I believe he repeats this one as many times as he
  wants.

  The finishing move on this one is a treat after all the grief the Baron
  should have given you.  If anything, take heart in the fact that this will
  shut his stupid ass up for good.

Don't put your remote down during the final scene and watch the credits roll!


____________________________________________________________
NOW WHAT?                                              [ngp]

  So you're top of the tier, the number 1 Killseeker, yadda yadda blah.  The
  game doesn't seem to think you've had enough because your progress is saved
  and the load screen comes up, inviting you to go back for more.  And you
  should.

  TWO NEW WEAPONS
    The Katana and Double Chainsaw are unlocked for beating the game once.  At
    the start of every level in a New Game +, one of these two weapons will be
    available.  They follow the same rules as other sponsor weapons, meaning
    they can break but can also be found in crates as well.
    The Katana is very much like the spear in controls, but doesn't seem to
    have as powerful a B move, which is a samurai-style forward thrust.
    Shaking the Wii-mote makes Jack do a somersault and swing the sword for a
    downward slash powerful enough to cut a guy in two.
    The Double Chainsaw is just as awesome as it sounds.  It's the same make
    and model as Big Bull Crocker's.  A is a fancy twirl attack and holding B
    and shaking the remote lets you run and swing the chainsaw wildly; you can
    even direct Jack while he runs.  Shake the Wii-mote to have Jack do an
    impressive flip in the air as well.  This lovely weapon also has amazing
    durability.  Squee.

  TRY OUT MORE DEATHWATCH CHALLENGES
    Technically, you could do this without finishing the game, but in case you
    got so caught up in the action that you forgot, completing a level's
    DW Challenge places an orange caution sign over that area's icon on the
    map, meaning a new DW Challenge has been put in its place.  Most stages
    have a unique challenge; once that's completed, more generic challenges
    like "get so many points" and "kill so many enemies" take its place.

  DO IT AGAIN ON HARD MODE, YOU PANSY
    Don't feel bad; I wrote the walkthrough on Normal mode, so I'm a pansy too.
    After playing on Hard mode, I can tell you that it certainly adds some
    challenge to the usual killing routine.  Enemies are more agile, better
    fighters, and Jack starts each level with no credits.

  START UP MULTIPLAYER MODE (IF YOU HAVE FRIENDS, THAT IS)
    Multiplayer mode in MadWorld is a little weak, as it is you and one friend
    playing as Jack and Kojack facing off in a Bloodbath Challenge of your
    choice.  The rules are a little different for each, the time limit is
    extended, and the announcers' commentary changes.  The lure of foregoing
    the challenge and just trying to hack your buddy to death is strong, and
    Kreese knows this and will try to get you to fight with each other.  Howard
    just wants everyone to get along.
    If you actually want to play the challenges for real, then be sure to pay
    attention to the enemies the game throws at you: some wear doll heads and
    others wear Bull Crocker masks.  Your score on some challenges is dependent
    on how many of a certain enemy you kill.  For example, I lost a Money Shot
    challenge because I kept scoring points with doll-headed enemies when I was
    supposed to kill the Crocker wanna-bes.


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MADWORLD GAME SCRIPT                                   [gms]

  A friend of mine gave me the bright idea to start a MadWorld announcer FAQ.
  I ran with it, and it ballooned into a full-blown game script.  I cannot post
  such a document on GameFAQs or anywhere else simply because it would tear the
  TOS a new one.  So that's why I host it here instead:

  http://thenumber35.webs.com/walkthroughs/mad_world_script.html

  This is a major WIP and most of what is left to be done is Howard and
  Kreese's dialogue.  Feel free to contribute if you want.


____________________________________________________________
SUBMITTED TIPS AND TRICKS                              [rvt]

  Robvalue (robvalue@yahoo.com) has shared his tips and tricks with me and,
  with his permission, I pass some of them on to you.  Everything in this
  section is Rob's, so you should e-mail him with any questions or suggestions
  and credit him if you reproduce any of it.

  DOUBLE CHAINSAW ATTACK CANCEL
    After experimenting with [the double chainsaw's] use, I found out that you
    can cancel out of its attacks (except Z then A) by shaking the nunchuk to
    do your backflip.  This works for the double spin attack (A button) and is
    very useful here as you don't always want the second spin if you hit your
    target first time.  You can defy gravity by jumping backwards during your
    somersault attack (shake remote) and backflip out of your chainsaw dance
    (hold B then shake remote).  I find these especially useful when trying to
    do the 'take no damage' challenge in the Bistro.

  LIFTING OBJECTS QUICKLY
    Instead of walking right up to an object you want to lift, stopping in
    front of it then holding down A, there is a quicker way. Walk towards the
    object you want, then hold down A just before you get to it, while still
    moving Jack towards it.  If you get it right, he'll grab the object almost
    instantly when he reaches it, rather than you having to wait around.  Saves
    time in crucial situations.

  STICKING 10 THINGS IN/ON SOMEONE'S HEAD
    When playing I'm sure you've all found the limit to the amount of signposts
    that can be stuck in a guy's head, which is 5.  However, there are other
    smaller objects which can also be stuck in guys' heads.  I had assumed they
    would be included in the limit of 5 things per head, but in fact they have
    their own independent limit, which is 4.  This means you can have up to 9
    things stuck in a guy's head, top that off with a barrel or something
    similar over the head and you have a total of 10!  This can get you some
    hilarious comments from Howard and Kreese.  It also leads naturally on to
    my next hint (double points bonus).

    This is easier said than done as these smaller items aren't on every level.
    I'm sure you'll have seen them, but I'll suggest some opportunities:

    Great Wall Street- There are two trumpets on a stall on the right hand side
    near where you start, and if you continue forward from there and veer
    slightly left and head for the tiger gate (following the curving path on
    the floor) there are two more trumpets in a stand to your right.  However
    you are only allowed to put 2 trumpets in a guy's head, for some reason!
    But later on in the level, seemingly when you have enough points, there
    also appears three funny shaped items on a stall just past the first one
    with the trumpets [possibly hairpins].  You can put up to 3 of these into a
    guy's head plus a trumpet, or 2 of these and 2 trumpets!  Then 5 lamp-posts
    and doll head.

    Bistro- When you pass through the gate that closes behind Jack, you will
    find a pinwheel to your left and to your right. In the top left room of
    this section (near where you get the spear) you will find two funny looking
    things on a table which also work.  There are 3 lamp-posts around this area
    so you can score 7 in a head.  Also later on in the giant kitchen there are
    2 spatulas to be had.

    Courtyard- Plenty of small candelsticks here. You can find some going
    straight ahead near where you get the bat, or up the stairs and into the
    dining room.  Plenty of lamp-posts around for you to maximise head
    injuries.

    You can also use your backflip while holding one of the smaller items.

  DOUBLE POINTS BONUS
    You will have noticed that when you stick stuff through a guy's head, stick
    something on their head, or smash them into a rosebush, you get little
    icons above the running total for your score for that enemy.  If you can 
    generate 11 or more of these icons by the time you kill them, you get the
    score for them doubled.  The only way I can think of to do this involves
    the previous hint.  Jam at least 7 things in/on a guy's head, then murder
    him up close on a rosebush for another 4 icons (keep shaking the remote).

  BLEEDOUT TIMER
    Getting loads of points out of killing a guy is about sticking as much in
    his head as possible before finally offing him.  Once you've put a lamp-
    post in his head, you have a timer of around 13 seconds before he will
    bleed out and die (except zombies).  To keep your combo going you need to
    stick something in/on his head during this 13 seconds, doing this resets
    the timer to 13 seconds, and so on.

    You can also reset this timer by grabbing the enemy.  They won't die while
    you are holding them, and the countdown will only restart after you let go.
    This is useful I find if you are worried an enemy will die before you get
    the next thing you need.

  TRIPLE BARRELLING
    If you do a lot of amusing stuff to a guy such as stick loads of lamp-posts
    through his head and a barrel over it, you can then grab him and dump him
    into a 'man heater' barrel, creating a double barrel situation.  But then
    you can pick up that barrel, and the guy's legs and all the other stuff
    stuck in him will still be sticking out! 

    But then, you stick the barrel onto another guy's head (after sticking him
    with more stuff first if you want) so you've got that guy and the previous
    dead guy all jammed in there.  Then throw the whole lot into another man
    heater for a triple barrel... then jam that on someone else's head for an
    enemy threesome in a triple barrel!


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CREDITS AND OTHER JUNK                                 [mis]

  BIG thanks to the ones who made this game possible - the guys our announcer
  friends ripped to shreds in the credits - including Sega and Platinum Games
  and anyone else who made it possible for me and everyone else to fawn over
  this lovely game before, since, and long after its release.

  Specific thanks go to Sochithra Chhun, J.Byron, MrDrak, Kevin, Josh, Ariel,
  Alistair, Evan, adam, Dylan, Emmanuel, Robvalue, John, Paris, and Axel
  Wildfire for being really cool and e-mailing me with ways to improve this
  guide.  I also need to thank BradyGames and their guide for this game, which
  (IMO) is one of their best; I consulted their interview with the staff for
  info and got help on some of the extra DW challenges from them.

  And *you* get mad credit for reading.  You and the sites where you found this
  guide (which should only be GameFAQs, Neoseeker, HonestGamers, SuperCheats,
  GamesRadar, pwnGuide, CheatCC, MyWii, PlayHaven and this mess of HTML here:
  http://thenumber35.webs.com/).  I couldn't do this without you, and I still
  can't.  If there's anything you want to add or comment on, or if you have a
  question about the game at all, drop me a line at SophiaLee04@yahoo.com.  I
  dig feedback.

  VERSION HISTORY
    1.45 - 07/06/09: added two finishing moves I missed of the punching and
                     dagger variety, and made a correction regarding the Flash
                     Frying entry in the play log
    1.44 - 06/22/09: got some extra stuff e-mailed in, enough to warrant a new
                     section
    1.34 - 06/05/09: added a link to the game script I said I was gonna do
    1.24 - 05/05/09: the DW challenges aren't as random or endless as I thought
                     so I've added a bunch of info on each stage's challenges;
                     I also added a finishing move I forgot; and stuff
    1.23 - 04/20/09: added a finishing moves section because someone asked for
                     it and I am totally nice like that; also, do you think
                     there's a market for a game script/quote depository for
                     this game? because I think one is in the works
    1.13 - 04/07/09: more updates in an effort to improve; it seems like every
                     time I play this game, I find something cool I want to
                     add - this time around it's details about reaching some
                     heretofore thought inaccessible places in Area 66's
                     Facility and playing roulette in the Strip for bonus
                     points; I've also revamped the explanation of
                     defenestration in the play log, as it stays true to its
                     definition and does actually apply to windows
    1.12 - 03/30/09: Ice Water came to visit over the weekend so we got to play
                     MadWorld's multiplayer mode, and then we switched back to
                     single player mode since multiplayer is weak, so I added
                     some info on that; I also made a bunch of little updates
                     (mostly in the Mad Castle on down), and we finished
                     documenting the play log
    1.11 - 03/25/09: slow update due to a fever (*insert cowbell joke here*);
                     added a new section concerning the play log (if anyone
                     knows how to perform a Chop Object Homerun or Jumping
                     Backbreaker I'd love to hear about it), and added some
                     minor corrections regarding extra credits in Varrigan
                     City, some boss fight hints in the Tower, and a way to
                     avoid the Baron's black hole attack (plus lots of other
                     little things)
    1.00 - 03/21/09: walkthrough finished and submitted; please bear with me as
                     I edit and proofread some more; let me know if you see
                     anything that needs corrected; all the basic info is here,
                     I just need to make small tweaks in places
    0.00 - 03/15/09: walkthrough started later than I anticipated because I
                     have a job; unfortunately, it is not on par with
                     "Killseeker"
           03/11/09: MadWorld is released; body parts start flying

  LEGAL INFO
    This document was written for personal and private use.  Don't steal
    anything from it or repost it on a site without my permission, please.
    (Sharing links is a-okay and encouraged, though.)  Writing stuff like this
    is fun, but there's a lot of work involved.  It's not as easy as swinging
    a chainsaw through the air, I can tell you, so respect the free time I
    sacrificed to this project please thanks.

  Copyright () 2009 Georgi Samaras
     
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