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Thanks to Mushroom_Man for the excellent ASCII art.

NOTE: I strongly recommend reading the other FAQ for GTA by Aggrosk8er
      for help with the early missions. I'm starting from where I am now
      and will fill in the earlier stuff later.


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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas FAQ/WALKTHROUGH v0.3 - Begun 10/25/04

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I Introduction
A. Versions

II. FAQ

   1.  How do I break into houses and commit burglaries?
   2.  How do I get access to the other cities?
   3.  I completed the mission where I have to kill the Balla's boss, but
       now I can't get any more missions! HELP!
   4.  How do I play a 2 player game?
   5.  How do I stop an opposing gang from attacking my territory?
   6.  Where's the best place to drive on the "Wrong Side of the Tracks"
       mission?
   7.  Where are the various schools?
   8.  Why can't I buy some of the houses out in the country?
   9.  I thought I was all crafty and swam to one of the other cities...
       but I got jumped by an army of cops, and a 4 star rating for my 
       trouble! What gives?
   10. What's the reward for getting all 100 of the tags sprayed?
   11. How do I tow a car?
   12. Can I extend those ramps on the car transport trucks?
   13. How can I kiss my girlfriend and give her flowers?
   14. How do I raise my sex appeal?

III. Main Storyline Missions

A. Sean Johnson a.k.a "Sweet" (S)
   1. Ryder
   2. Tagging Up Turf
   3. Cleaning the Hood
   4. Drive Through
   5. Nines and AKs
   6. Drive By
   7. Sweet's Girl
   8. Cesar Vialpando

B. Lance Wilson a.k.a "Ryder" (R)

   1. Home Invasion
   2. Catalyst
   3. Robbing Uncle Sam

C. Melvin Harris a.k.a "Big Smoke" (BS)
   1. OG Loc
   2. Running Dog
   3. Wrong Side of the Tracks
   4. Just Business

D. D. Jeffrey Martin a.k.a "OG Loc" (OG)

E. Cesar Vialpando (C) NOTE: YOU MUST COMPLETE HIS MISSION TO ADVANCE
   1. High Stakes, Low-Rider

F. Officer Frank Tenpenny (G)
   1. Burning Desires
   2. Gray Imports

G. Sean Johnson a.k.a "Sweet" (S), Continued
   1. Doberman
   2. Los Sepulcos
   3. Reuniting the Families
   4. The Green Sabre (STORYLINE SPOILERS)

H. Officer Frank Tenpenny (G), Continued
   1. Badlands

I. Catalina (C)
   1. Tanker Commander
   2. Local Liquor Store
   3. Against All Odds
   4. Small Town Bank

J. The Truth (TT)
   1. Body Harvest

K. Cesar Vialpando (C), Continued
   1. Wu Zu Mi
   2. Farewell, My Love...

L. The Truth (TT), Continued
   1. Are You Going To San Fierro?

M. Carl Johnson (CJ)
   1. Wear Flowers In Your Hair
   2. 555 We Tip
   3. Deconstruction
   4. Photo Opportunity
   5. Jizzy

N. Zero (Z)
   1. Air Raid
   2. Supply Lines

O. Jizzy (Blue Dot)
   1. T-Bone Mendez
   2. Mike Toreno

P. Woozie (W)
   1. Mountain Cloud Boys
   2. Ran Fa Li
   3. Lure
   4. Amphibious Assault
   5. The Da Nang Thang

Q. Carl Johnson (CJ), Continued
   1. Outrider

R. Officer Frank Tenpenny (G), Continued
   1. Snail Trail

S. Carl Johnson (CJ), Continued
   1. Ice Cold Killa
   2. Pier 69
   3. Toreno's Last Flight
   4. Yay Ka-Boom-Boom

T. Mysterious (?)
   1. Monster
 
III. Sideline/Optional Missions

   A. Girlfriends

IV. Real Esate and Assets
 
   1. Los Santos 
   2. Red County
   3. Whetstone 
   4. San Fierro

V. Secrets

   A. SprayPaint/Tags

VII. Contact Info

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I. Introduction

Hey, my name is Sam Shahrani (SamuraiRAS) and this will be my first real 
walkthrough for a game. I made an FAQ for Vice City, but wound up just
dispensing info to other FAQ writers that had gaps in their stuff. 

On a personal note, do me a favor and don't steal my stuff. If there's
something in here you like, a turn of phrase, information, just ask and
there's a good chance I'll give you permission. If you just copy it,
and don't give credit,you're being a tool. Don't be a tool.


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A. Version History

0.3  Fixed typo regarding location of Flight Training. Completed addition
     of "Ran Fa Li", "Lure" and "Amphibious assault. Added "The Da Nang
     Thang", "Outrider", "Snail Trail", "Ice Cold Killa", "Pier 69",
     "Toreno's Last Flight", "Yay ka-boom-boom", and "Monster".
     (11/2/04)

0.2  Added "Air Raid", "Supply Lines", "T-Bone Mendez", "Mike Toreno",
     "Mountain Cloud Boys", "Ran Fa Li", "Lure", and "Amphibious Assault"
     (11/2/04)

0.1c Added the missions "Deconstruction", "Photo Opportunity", "Jizzy"
     (10/31/04)
     

0.1b Corrected the name for The Truth, and his symbol. Added Catalinas 
     four initial missions. Added the following missions: "Against All
     Odds", "Local Liquor Store", "Tanker Commander", "Wu Zi Mu",
     "Farewell, My Love", "Are You Going To San Fierro?", "Wear Flowers
     in Your Hair", "555 We Tip", changed the number of spraypaints to 100.

     Added information on giving the dildo to your Denise to the "Denise"
     section.

     Added the skeleton of the Real Esate and Assets section. (10/31/04)

0.1  First version. I cover some of the initial missions, sideline
     missions, some FAQs that have come up. (10/25/04)


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II. FAQ

    1.  Q: How do I break into houses and commit burglaries?
        A: You need to complete Ryder's "Home Invasion" mission. After
           that, there should be a black truck located in the apartments
           across from the Gym. It may only appear after it gets dark, but
           once you see it, get in it and you'll be able to burglarize 
           certain houses.

    2.  Q: How do I get access to the other cities?
        A: You need to complete Cesar's mission. This will allow you to 
           continue getting missions from Sweet. The last mission  from 
           Sweet is called "The Green Saber", and completing it allows you
           to access San Fierro. Completing CJ's "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom" 
           mission in San Fierro allows you to access Las Venturas. 

    3.  Q: I completed the mission where I have to kill the Balla's boss, 
           but now I can't get any more missions! HELP!
        A: You need to complete Cesar's "High Stakes, Low-Rider" mission.

    4.  Q: How do I play a 2 player game?
        A: Scattered throughout San Andreas are red two-player icons. 
           If you can find them and have a second controller, you can
           do certain missions with another player. I don't have a list on
           exactly where they are, but if you do, e-mail me.

    5.  Q: How do I stop an opposing gang from attacking my territory?
        A: You have a couple of options. One, you can save your game, which 
           will stop the attack. In fact, the game will just wipe it all 
           away. Pretty sweet. Alternately, you can completely destroy the 
           opposing gang. Finally, you can seize any enemy controlled areas 
           that are next to the area being invaded (after you've repelled 
           the invasion) This won't stop the raids, but it WILL stop that 
           particular area being raided.

    6.  Q: Where's the best place to drive on the "Wrong Side of the Tracks"
           mission?
        A: Personally, I've found the driving ahead of the train and to the 
           right is the best place. That is, at about a 45 degree angle from 
           the front right side of the train. When you're told to take the high
           road, do so, and then return to your original position when you can. 

    7.  Q: Where are the driving school and flight school?
        A: Some are located in other cities, so you'll need to unlock them.
           Pilot school is located in Verdant Meadow Aircraft Graveyard of 
           Las Venturas.
           Driving school is located in Doherty of San Fierro.
           Bike school is located in Blackfield, Las Venturas
           Boat school is located in the Bayside Marina of Bayside, north of
           San Fierro.

    8.  Q: Why can't I buy up some of the houses in the countryside?
        A: You haven't completed enough missions yet. Until you complete "The 
           Green Saber", you won't be able to access certain areas or purchase 
           certain things.

    9.  Q: I thought I was all crafty and swam to one of the other cities...
           but I got jumped by an army of cops, and a 4 star rating for my 
           trouble! What gives?
        A: Since you can swim, Rockstar North had to come up with some new
           tresspassing penalties. In previous games, simply sealing the 
           bridge was usually enough to keep people off of the "locked" areas, 
           but in San Andreas they had to up the stakes somewhat. Until these 
           areas are unlocked, you'll be quickly killed by law enforcement.

    10.  Q: What's the reward for getting all 100 of the tags sprayed?
        A: Increased respect, and weaponry. Specifically, an AK-47, Tec-9, 
           Sawed-off shotgun and Molotov cocktails appear inside The Johnson 
           House.

    11.  Q: How do I tow a car?
        A: Get in a tow truck vehicle and use the Right Analog stick to 
           manipulate the connection.

    12. Q: Can I extend the ramps on the Car transport trucks?
        A: Yes, by using the Right Analog Stick.

    13. Q: Can I kiss my girlfriend?
        A: Yes, by pressing the L1 button.

    14. Q: How do I raise my sex appeal?
        A: Buy nicer clothes, drive a nicer car, work out, gain more respect,
           get a better haircut.

    15. Q: Are you a dork?
        A: Why, for putting in this much time on an FAQ? Yeah...yeah I'm
           a dork.


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III. Main Storyline Missions

A. Sean Johnson a.k.a "Sweet" (S)
   
   1. Ryder

   Drive to the barber shop (located on the map) and get a haircut.  Head
   over to the Well-Stacked Pizza Company and buy some food (I recommend
   a salad, but whatever floats your boat).  After you order, Ryder will
   attempt a robbery, but manage to completely screw it up. You'll both 
   be chased out by a shotgun wielding register jockey, so jump in the car
   and head back to Grove Street.

      REWARD: Respect Earned

   2. Tagging Up Turf
   Time to learn how to tag your turf. 7 Locations are marked on your map.
   Go to each one, equip your can of spray pain, and press the "O" key to
   paint over the opposing gang tags. This can take several seconds, so
   be patient.

      REWARD: Respect Earned

   3. Cleaning the Hood

   Time for the D.A.R.E. portion of San Andreas. Drive Ryder over to
   B-Dups apartment. Once there, you'll see the results of crack 
   addiction. In order to get some justice, it's time to kick the crap out 
   of a crack dealer and clean up the hood. Follow the tag on the radar to 
   find the dealer. Beat him to death, grab his weapon, then go give the
   crack house gang members a good beating as well. After that, return to
   the Grove.

      REWARD: Respect Earned

   4. Drive Through

      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: $500, respect earned

   5. Nines and AKs
      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned

   6. Drive By
      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: $500, respect earned, Ryder available to give missions, 
              Big Smoke available to give missions.

   7. Sweet's Girl
      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned

   8. Cesar Vialpando
      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned, double whatever you bet.


B. Lance Wilson a.k.a "Ryder" (R)

   1. Home Invasion
      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned

   2. Catalyst


      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned

   3. Robbing Uncle Sam

      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned


C. Melvin Harris a.k.a "Big Smoke" (BS)

   1. OG Loc

      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned, OG Loc available to give missions.

   2. Running Dog

      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned

   3. Wrong Side of the Tracks
 
      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned

   4. Just Business

      DESCRIPTION


      REWARD: Respect earned


D. Jeffrey Martin a.k.a "OG Loc" (OG)

   1. Life's a Beach

      OG is pissed about his crappy job, so he wants you to help him jump-
      start his rap career.  Get down to a beach party and see if you can 
      get your hands on the DJ Van.

      Oh, it's Dance-Dance Revolution time. There's no special trick to 
      this, just memorize what butons are where and hit them in time. It's 
      similar to the Low-Rider contest, but with different buttons.  Once 
      you've suitably impressed the female DJ, she'll invite you into her 
      van, and then you can kick her ass to the curb and take the truck to 
      the lockup.

      Reward: Respect earned

   2. Madd Doggs Rhymes

      He's got the sound system, but his rhymes are more painful that a 
      kick in the crotch. Time to get some better ones.

      Proceed to the house, and follow the instructions to sneak in. 
      Refrain from killing unless absolutely necessary on the way in. 
      You'll probably have to ice the guard in the studio. Once you've 
      done that, just fight your way out.There's body armor near the 
      studio if you need it.

      Once you have the book of quality lyrics, head back to Burger Shot 
      and talk to OG.

      REWARD: Respect Earned, Detective Frank Tenpenny becomes available 
              for missions.

   3. Management Issues

      Easily my favorite mission of the game so far. OG is having some 
      issues with some music mogul, so it's time to take him out of the 
      picture.

      Intercept one of the bodyguards and kill him, then steal the car. 
      If you damage the car, visit the Pay N' Spray to get it repaired. 
      Follow the dot and meet up with the other 2 guards, and carefully 
      parallel park between them. The other guards will come out, and then 
      drive to a meeting. Stay in the middle of the convoy, and the music 
      mogul and his girlfriend will get in the car. The guards, alerted to 
      your kidnap attempt, will try to ram you, but just evade them and 
      head for the pier. Drive as fast as possible down the pier and bail 
      out just before you hit the edge.
   
      Return to the Burger Shot.

      REWARD: Respect earned

   4. House Party
   
      OG is ready for a party. The game will tell you to get a haircut and 
      some new clothes, but save your money. Head back to the Grove and enter 
      the party house.

      Unfortunately, the Ballas have decided a gathering of the entire Grove 
      Street Families gang makes a tempting target, and they're coming to kill
      you all. Head outside and grab a Tec-9, if you don't already have one.

      The first wave will come from the west down the street. Kill them, then
      prepare for the second wave who will attack from the bridge overpass
      above you. The final wave will attack from the south and west, so be
      ready to get shot in the back.

      REWARD: Respect earned, gang turf missions available.


E. CESAR VIALPANDO (C) NOTE: YOU MUST COMPLETE HIS MISSION TO ADVANCE
  
   1. High Stakes, Low-Rider

      I suggest you use a Voodoo for this mission; do not use the low
      rider that you used in Sweets "Cesar Vialpando" mission, as it
      fishtails far too easily in turns.

      Follow Cesar to the start of the line, the just start racing.Get 
      ahead of your opponents as early as possible and don't look back. 
      If you need to, consider having Nitrous Oxide installed in your 
      car for an extra speed boost.

      REWARD: $1000, Sweet becomes available to give missions again.


F. OFFICER FRANK TENPENNY (G)

   1. Burning Desires

      Seems that another gang banger like yourself has managed to piss off
      Officer Tenpenny. He wants you to grab some Molotov cocktails and
      firebomb the bangers house.  Drive downtown and grab the Molotovs,
      then drive to the house. Kill any gang members near the house, then
      shoot out the windows. From as far away as possible, throw one (1)
      Molotov through each of the five windows. The building will begin to
      burn. Unfortunately, there's a girl trapped inside, so you'll need 
      to rescue her. Head inside and upstairs. The door to her room is 
      blocked so you'll need to go downstairs to the kitchen and get the 
      fire extinguisher. Do so, then return to the upstairs and put out 
      the fire.
  
      The building will begin to collapse, so use the fire extinguisher to
      clear a path back downstairs and out the door. 

      It turns out the girl, Denise, is from just outside Grove Street, so 
      follow the dot and return her home. Your chivalrous actions have 
      convinced Denise to become your girlfriend, so treat her nice.

      REWARD: Denise available to date

   2. Gray Imports

      Looks like the Ballas are making a deal with the Russians for some
      weaponry. Since Tenpenny isn't a fan of one gang getting too strong,
      he suggests you head down to the docks (follow the dot) and crash 
      the meeting. 

      Once you arrive at the docks, quickly kill the guard and shoot the
      control panel.

      REWARD: Ammu-Nation opens

G. SEAN JOHNSON, A.K.A "Sweet" (S) CONTINUED
   
   1. Doberman

   2. Los Sepulcos

      Time to throw the Ballas leader a beating...by which I mean shoot 
      him dead. Walk over to the two GSF members, target them and press 
      up on the D-pad. This will recruit them. Once you've done this to 
      both of them, they'll hop in the car with you. Be aware that while 
      driving, if you pass any enemy gang members, they'll automatically 
      drive-by them, and this can cause problems. So, be careful.

      You'll have 4 minutes to drive to the rear of the Cemetary, so take 
      your time. Once there, equip an automatic weapon (UZI, MP5, AK-47) 
      and jump the fence. Watch the cutscene, then cut down the Ballas. 
      The gang boss will have a red arrow over his head, and he's wearing 
      body armor, so you'll have to shoot him more than normal. It's a 
      waste of time to attack him with a pistol, so don't bother. Use an 
      automatic weapon and he'll be dead in 5 seconds. 

      Once you've killed him, your wanted level will be two stars, so hop
      in the car Sweet has stolen and take off. You can wait for the 2 
      recruited gang members, but it's not vital. Head north, then 
      immediately east and look for the Pay N' Spray right next to the Mod 
      Shop. Get sprayed, lose the cops, and head back to the grove.

      REWARD: Respect earned

  3.  Reuniting the Families

      Sweet thinks it's time for a big meeting of the families, so you need
      to drive him over to the the Motel where the meet is taking place.

      Unfortunately, just after he goes in, SWAT vans and helicopters show
      up to raid the party. Your homies bitch out on you and skip, so you're
      going in alone to rescue your brother. It's actually not that hard,
      just be careful near corners. Once you rescue him, you'll need to 
      fight off a SWAT helicopter; be sure to kill the 4 SWAT members that
      are on the outside of the helicopter, then shoot down the chopper.

      Thankfully, Smoke and Ryder aren't complete bitches, and come back to
      pick the two of you up. As you make your getaway, you're going to
      have to fight off a number of police cars, as well as some motorcycle
      cops that will actually jump onto the rear and hood of your car,
      T-1000 style. Kill the cops ASAP, then get ready for  a final
      helicopter showdown cutscene.

      REWARD: Respect earned

  4.  The Green Sabre (STORYLINE SPOILERS)

      Sweet has a plan to take back the hood, once and for all, and he tells
      the gang members to get strapped and then meet him under the Mulholland
      Intersection overpass. Before you can do that, you get an urgent call
      from Cesar, who has something vital to show you. Drive to the meet and
      get in the car.

      It turns out that Smoke and Ryder are double-crossing the family, selling
      them out to the LSPD CRASH team. With Sweet walking into a trap, it's
      up to you to save him. get a fast vehicle and head over to the Mulholland
      Bridge Intersection as fast as possible. Once there, kill the Ballas and
      then meet up with your brother. You'll talk briefly, then get jumped by 
      more Ballas on foot and in their vehicles. Target them quicly and kill
      them, then use a high powered weapon like an AK-47 to take out the car
      doing drive bys on your men. With the vehicle destroyed, the cops show up,
      and we fade to black with CJ raising his hands in surrender, and Sweet
      bleeding profusely on the ground.

      REWARD: None

H. OFFICER FRANK TENPENNY (G), CONTINUED
   
  1. Badlands

     Well, that could have turned out better, huh? Smoke's double cross
     has left your brother in a prison hospital, riddled with bullet 
     holes, and you in the custody of the corrupt Officer Tenpenny, and
     without any of your weapons.

     Having you driven you out to the ass end of nowhere, Tenpenny has a
     little assignment for you: kill a witness against him. However, 
     Tenpenny wants proof that the witness is dealt with, so he gives you
     a camera; use it to photograph the witness' corpse.

     You'll want to grab some weapons and armor from the nearby Ammu-
     Nation. Jack the nearby dirt bike, since this guy is being stashed up 
     on top of a hill, then follow the dot. The area can be a bit hazardous, 
     so drive carefully to avoid driving off the edge of the hill. 
     Fortunately, you can survive a fall from a pretty major height if you're
     on a bike.
  
     Anyway, the witness is out in a cabin, protected by 4 FBI agents. Cap
     them and the witness jumps in a car and takes off, so you'll need to
     chase him down and kill him. Having a Tec-9 is very handy. Once you badly
     damage the car, he'll hop out and you can kill him and take a photo.

     Return the photo to the marked spot in the trailer park.

     REWARD: None, but Cesar calls and tells you to meet his cousin at the
             diner in Red County.

    ALTERNATE STRATEGY FROM BEN REYNOLDS:

    1) Get yourself a silenced gun from Ammunation
    2) Proceed to the cabin, but park your vehicle a little bit before you
       reach it
    3) Use stealth mode and hide behind the trees so that the FBI doesn't see
       you.  Don't kill them unless they see you, because that will mean a 
       wanted level, and your target will flee.
    4) Sneak into the cabin, kill the witness and take the photo.

    With any luck, you won't be heard, so then run like hell to the nearest
    car/bike (There should be one on the opposite side of the cabin's front
    door) and go deposit the film.  Did this without getting a single wanted
    star.

    Thanks, Ben!


I. CATALINA (C)

     *SPECIAL NOTE* 
     The first time you meet Catalina, Cesar's cousin, you will be able to 
     only do one of the missions. You can pick any one of the four, but then 
     Catalina will be unavailable until you complete the "Body Harvest" 
     mission for Mr. Truth. After you've done that, Catalina will become 
     available for the remaining 3 missions.
 
     Also, Catalina is a returning character from Grand Theft Auto III, and
     you'll learn more about her as the game progresses.
   
  1. Tanker Commander
     
     Head down to the town and pull into the gas station. Catalina will try
     to rob the joint, but the store has bullet proof glass and the guys 
     inside just laugh at her.

     The main plain foiled, you'll need to jack the nearby Semi-Truck cab
     and slowly back in on the nearby gasoline trailer. Once you do this,
     the guys inside the gas station will chase you in a car and try to
     destroy you.

     The easiest thing to do is to get out of the cab and shoot the pursuing
     car until it explodes. With luck, it will kill the two people inside, 
     and you'll be free to deliver the truck to the drop zone. If they
     don't die in the explosion, the two people inside have a very high 
     damage setting, and take many, many shots to bring down. Body armor
     is advised.

     Once you've evaded or killed your pursuers, deliver the trailer to 
     Mr. Whitaker.

     REWARD: $5,000 and the ability to take trucker missions.

  2. Local Liquor Store

     Time to live out the criminal cliche and rob a liqor store...too bad
     four hillbilly bandits on 4-wheelers got the idea ahead of you. 

     As they make their escape, Catalina will kill one of the bandits,
     providing you with a 4-wheeler. You need to drive as close as 
     possible to the bandits so that Catalina can kill them.

     Each one will drop a briefcase, but the easiest thing to do is chase
     down all three, then pick up the briefcases after they're all dead.

     Once you've gotten the briefcases, return to Catalina's mountain
     hideout.

     REWARD: $1,000

  3. Against All Odds

     Catalina wants to knock over a betting parlor, and she's brought the 
     firepower to do it. She hands you a set of satchel charges (military
     demolitons explosives) and orders you into the betting parlor.

     Head through the door and watch the cutscene, which reinforces that
     Catalina is one stone cold crazy bitch. Anway, walk to the right and
     stand about 5 feet back from the door and throw a satchel charge. 
     If you've done it right, you should see a satchel charge appear on the
     door. Stand back as far as possible, then switch to the Detonator 
     weapon and blow the door. You may also have to set another charge on 
     the safe. Once it's open, you can grab the cash and head outside. 
     You'll have a four-star rating, so drive as quickly as possible to the 
     nearest Pay N' Spray (Dillimore) and get the car painted. Once that's 
     done, return to your hideout.

     REWARD: $2,000

  4. Small Town Bank

     Nothing like a good, old-fashioned stick up. Catalina will take control
     and start cracking the safe, all you need to do is keep rotating your
     targeting over the people outside. You'll probably screw up, and when
     you do, the alarm will go off. You can kill the hostages, then blow
     open the ATMs and take the cash. Catalina will lead the way out the
     back, where you'll have to fight cops on the roof and at ground level.

     Once you work your way down the alley, kill the two motorcycle cops
     that appear and take their bikes. Two more cops will appear to chase
     you, so follow Catalina as closely as possible. Over the course of the
     chase, the two cops will die (one will fall into the river, the other
     will wreck) so just stay alive and the situation will solve itself.

     Catalina, of course, gets cornered and caught, so you'll need to kill
     the cops around her, then get her on your bike and take off to her
     hide out. Once there, you mission is complete.

     REWARD: $10,000

J. MR. TRUTH (TT)

  1. Body Harvest

     You're just meeting all sorts of interesting people through Tenpenny.

     Pick up weapons and body armor, then head over the bridge and the 
     mountain to the Survivalist camp. It's easiest to move around the far
     west side of the camp all the way back to the combine. This way you'll
     only have to kill the survivalists that are out in the field, instead
     of all of them. Once you've killed them, jack the combine. You'll be
     attacked by a swarm of survivalists, but you can just run most of them
     over and watch their shredded body spit out the back. The exit path is
     towards the south, so head that way and crush any that get in your way.

     At the exit, you'll be attacked by a guy with a rifle in a pickup. I
     just got out and shot him dead, and then jacked and killed the pickup
     driver, but you can do whatever you like. 

     All you have to do now is drive the combine to Mr. Truth's barn at the
     bottom of the mountain and you're done.

     REWARD: Respect earned.

K. CESAR VIALPANDO (C) CONTINUED
   
  1. Wu Zi Mu

     Cesar has found out about an illegal underground street race that takes
     place out here in the boonies. Find yourself a good, fast car (I used
     and Infernus with NOS, but it's not necessary to have NOS) and head
     over to meet him. In the background, you'll notice someone who should
     be very familiar to all those that played Grand Theft Auto III.

     Anyway, all you need to do here is win the race. If you have a car that
     corners well and is relatively heavy, this should be a breeze. Just try
     to minimize the damage to your car, and be very careful during the first
     half since the destruction of your car (like dropping it in a river) 
     will result in instant mission failure.

     REWARD: $5,000 and introduction to Wu Zi Mu

  2. Farewell, My Love...

     Catalina has found a new lover...and it's the guy from GTA III. Anyone 
     who played GTA III knows how this is going to end (she winds up shooting 
     him  during a bank robbery, and you spend all of GTA III working towards 
     vengeance), but in a final act of anger, she challenges you to a race.

     You don't have a choice of vehicles for this race, and the one you're 
     given, quite frankly, sucks. You'll need to really press your advantage 
     during straightaways, and try to take as many shortcuts as possible. Also, 
     avoid hitting fences, as you'll usually spin out. I should note that for 
     both of these racing missions, I had very low driving skills due to the 
     fact I normally ride a motorcycle or run, so that may have hurt me 
     significantly.

     REWARD: Deed to a garage in San Fierro

L. THE TRUTH (TT) CONTINUED

  1. Are You Going To San Fierro?

     The Truth finally has the drugs that Tenpenny wants to use to frame the
     troublesome individual. Unfortunately, the cops decide to raid Truth's
     farm!

     You'll have 5 minutes to use a flamethrower to torch all of The Truth's 
     marijuana growing operation. Be sure to completely destroy all of the 
     growing areas; you'll know it's destroyed when you hear a beep, and one
     of the red dots will disappear from the map. 5 minutes is plenty of time,
     so work quickly and efficiently, and try not to set yourself on fire.

     Once you've eliminated the crop, rejoin The Truth in his psychodelic
     van. You need to make a getaway, but the police helicopter makes that 
     impossible; fortunately, Truth just happens to have a Rocket-Propelled
     Grenade (RPG) launcher in the back of the van. Surprisingly heavy 
     firepower for a hippie. Anyway, target the helicopter and blow it out
     of the sky. Once that's done, just calmly drive to San Fierro and check
     out the new garage.

M. CARL JOHNSON (CJ)

  1. Wear Flowers in Your Hair

     Well, this garage was a hell of a scam; it's old and busted. Fortunately,
     your sister has some ideas on how to turn the place into an asset, and
     with her help, along with that of Cesar and Truth, you may have something.

     Truth happens to know a couple of guys that can help, real motor experts.
     They used to live down in Vice City, until the mob moved in and took over
     their boat repair business. Fans of Vice City will remember them: Jethro
     and Dwayne, the drug shipping guys that used to own the marina area. Truth
     wants to look at the hospital, so go take a look there as well. After that,
     go pick up Jethro from the garage he works at, then head over and talk to
     Dwayne; he'll meet you back at the Garage. Now Truth wants to look at the
     police station downtown, so do that, and then go pick up Zero, a computer
     genius that Truth knows.

     Now just head back to the shop.

     REWARD: None

  2. 555 We Tip

     Time to frame up the DA that's giving Tenpenny such problems. Drive over
     to the hotel and kill a valet down in the parking area. Take his uniform
     and money, then head upstairs and wait for the DA to arrive. His car will
     be the third one. You'll have 2 minutes to drive the car back to the
     garage, put the drugs in it, and drive it back. The easiest way to do this
     is to make an immediate right out of the half-circle in front of the hotel,
     drive up three blocks so that you're even with the yellow dot representing
     the garage, then turn left and go straight. You should be able to make it
     to your garage with at least a minute to spare. Pull in and the drugs will
     be dropped in.

     Now, VERY CAREFULLY drive back the way you came and pull into the parking
     garage. ANY damage to the vehicle will mean you have to go back to the
     garage and get it fixed, which will basically mean you fail the mission.
     Park the car in the marked spot, then go out front of the hotel and call
     the cops. They'll arrive, the DA will be imprisioned, and the mission is
     over.

     REWARD: None, but Valet missions are now available from the hotel, and a
             valet uniform is delivered to your wardrobe.

  3. Deconstruction

     Those of you that work construction, please remember not to whistle at 
     gangbangers sisters and girlfriends, because it'll get you killed. FYI.

     Anyway, the workers at the construction site behind the building have 
     offended you, your sister and Cesar by oogling your sister. Time to kick
     their asses. Jack one of their bulldozers and flatten the 6 rectangular
     temporary buildings. They're shown on the map in green, and you need to
     hit them at a pretty good speed to destroy them. Watch out for any
     barrels, as they are explosive. During your attempts to destroy these 
     buildings, you'll be attacked by workers on foot and one in a bulldozer.
     The simplest way to deal with them is to get out of your buildozer and
     shoot them, then jack the opposing buldozer and kill the driver.
     Problem solved.

     After all 6 buildings are destroyed, the idiot foreman will stick his
     head out and see the destruction. Too bad for him, he just became a 
     witness. Knock the Porta-Potty he's in into the hole near the pipes,
     then grab a cement truck. Back the truck up to the highlighted spot
     and bury the Porta-Potty and the piece of shit in it.

     REWARD: None, but the driving school opens up.

  4. Photo Opportunity

     Cesar has been trailing some of the players in the drug smuggling 
     operation, and he wants you to meet him. Drive out to his location, then
     head to Angel Pines to do some reconnaissance. Once you get there, get up
     on the roof of the building you park in front of, and get ready to take
     some pictures. Be sure to zoom in fully and take a photo of each of the 
     four main players. One you'll definitely recoginize, while the identities
     of the other three are something of a mystery. If you've taken a good
     zoomed photo, Cesar and CJ will talk about the person. Once you have
     all four people photographed, your mission is complete.

     REWARD: Respect earned

  5. Jizzy

     After meeting with Woozie, you know have some information on one of the
     guys working in the drug ring, a major pimp known as "Jizzy". Head over
     to Jizzy's establishment underneath the bridge and meet him. After some
     conversation, he'll give you a few "dumb muscle" jobs. First, go outside
     and get in the pimpmobile. Drive the ho in it to a john at a hotel
     downtown. Once that's complete, Jizzy wants you to execute a rival pimp,
     and you only have 2 minutes to reach him in Hashbury. The rival pimp is
     armed only with a pistol, so you can make quick work of him.

     Next, you'll need to save one of Jizzy's women from a pair of guys that 
     are assaulting her under a bridge overpass. Again, only one of the two is
     armed, and that's only with a pistol. Cap their asses, and then get the
     pimpmobile to a Pay N' Spray to repair any damage.

     You're now ready for the fourth part of this mission, the ordered murder
     of the ho you earlier dropped off at the hotel. It seems her john, an
     evangelical preacher, wants to take her away from the job, and Jizzy
     isn't having any of that. The preacher is in a stretch limo, escorted by
     a black SUV with armed guards. 

     The trick here is to concentrate on the limo first. I used an MP5 and 
     just pulled up alongside them, but if you've been to driving school you
     could try using the P.I.T. maneuver too. Once the escaping duo have
     been eliminated, finish off the guards. Jizzy will tell you to keep the
     pimpmobile or destroy it; I put it in my garage back at The Garage.

     REWARD: $3,000 and respect earned

N. ZERO (Z)

   1. Air Raid

      This mission is a bit tricky, but not too bad. The secret is to keep an 
      eye on your radar, and to destroy the enemy planes as far out as 
      possible.

      The easiest way to do this is to aim just ahead of the planes so that 
      they fly right into your weapons fire.  Other than making sure to watch 
      your back for incoming, there's really no secret to this mission.

      REWARD: $3,000

   2. Supply Lines

      I hate this mission with a bloody red passion. I can't even fully 
      express how much I want to stomp Rockstar in the groin for including
      this mission, and I thank God that it's not required to advance or I'd
      return this game in a heartbeat.

      Okay, now that that's out of the way, here's what to do:

      Basically, you need to take the three closest vehicles as fast as you
      possibly can, because not only do you need to destroy all three, but
      you have to return the freaking RC plane to that whiny bastard Zero.
      Okay, sorry, getting a little worked up. 

      Anyway, destroy the first three in under 30 seconds if you can, 
      because the other two targets are clear across the map.  Go after
      the closest of the two red dots, which should be a punk on a 
      dirtbike. Finally, go after the remaining vehicle, a van. Once you
      destroy him, you'll need at least 1/3 of a tank of gas left, 
      preferably more.
    
    3. A New Model Army

       This is one of the more inventive missions, and is currently a personal 
       favorite. Basically, you're controlling a radio helicopter with a giant
       magnet on it, and Zero is controlling a little car.

       First off, magnetically grab the bomb next to you and bomb the nearest
       tank. Do this to the other two tanks. You'll have to listen to Zero
       bitch and moan, but whatever. Anyway, once those are destroyed, help
       Zero by moving the barrel in his way. This should be a cakewalk from 
       now on; you'll need to move two planks to make a bridge, and move a
       few more barrels, but you should easily complete this with time to
       spare.

       REWARD:$7,000 and asset acquired. RC's Shop generates $5,000 every 24 
              minutes (24 in game hours)

O. JIZZY (Blue Dot)

   1. T-Bone Mendez

      Looks like someone is jacking the drugs shipments. You need to track
      down the hijacked shipment and rescue the material.
  
      Get in a vehicle and head over to the spot under the overpass; too
      bad for you, but the theives have already grabbed some of the blow and 
      are making a run for it. Get on the bike and chase them down, then
      machine gun them for being punks. Of course, the irony here is that
      you've been doing the same thing (ripping off these shipments), but
      that doesn't matter now. Kill all four people and pick up the packages,
      then return the material to the pleasure dome. The chases and killings
      are pretty straightforward, but having a decent bike skill level helps.

      REWARD: $5,000 and respect earned

   2. Mike Toreno

      Great, now these assholes are stealing entire trucks! This time, though,
      one of Jizzy and T-bone's accomplices, Mike Toreno, is trapped in the
      back of the truck. Fortunately, he has a cell phone, but the battery
      only has five minutes of time left, so you need to track him quickly.

      The first place to head is the building site in Doherty, just behind
      your garage.

      Next, head just east to the docks in Easter Basin, then over to the
      airport. Once at the airport, you'll have to use a signal meter to
      track down Mike's exactly location. If the bar increases, you're
      heading in the right direction, if not, you're going the wrong way.

      Once you track down the van, machine gun the bikes escorting it and
      any goons that get out of the van. Get out of the car, and a cutscene
      will play. Destroy the truck any way you can, then get Toreno and
      T-bone out of the airport. Unfortunately, the cops have gotten wise
      to what's going on, and you'll need to get to the nearest Pay N' Spray
      and lose your three-star wanted level. The closest one is due north,
      near your Garage. Once you've gotten a new paint job, head back to 
      the pleasure dome.

      REWARD: $7,000 and respect earned

P. WOOZIE (W)

   1. Mountain Cloud Boys

      Woozie wants to check out a Triad gang that missed a payment, so drive
      him around the corner (literally) and check things out. You'll want to
      have a semi-automatic weapon for this mission, and you'll want at least
      a gangster rating. I'm just saying.

      Anyway, it turns out that A) Woozie is blind as hell and B) everyone in
      the building is as dead as Courtney Love's sex appeal. As the true
      magnitute of how potentially screwed you are sinks in, the Da Nang Boys
      burst in and corner you. Kill them, then head down the alley where 
      a group of DNBs on dirbikes will arive, kill them, then wait at the
      corner. There's an enemy sniper, so stay low and kill the nearby
      enemies, then spring up and pop the sniper in the noggin.

      Get into the car in the alley, and head out. The blind Woozie will then
      attack (I swear to God) the enemies with a machine gun, and do a pretty
      not bad job of killing them. Help him out if you want, then drive back
      around to Woozie's place and drop him off.

      REWARD: $5,000 and respect earned


   2. Ran Fa Li

      Looks like the big Triad boss is in town, and he's concerned about the 
      Da Nang Boys issue. He has a vehicle that has a valuable package in it
      stored down at tehe airport. Head down there and retrieve it.

      Getting there, like most missions, is the easy part. The second you
      touch the car, the Da Nang boys show up. Kill the guy that comes after
      you, then head for the nearest unblocked exit. Trucks will pull in front
      of certain paths, so go a different way; the car can't take ramming them.
      Once you're outside, pick a direction in the circle and go with it, but
      stay to the right or left so you can go around the trucks blocking the 
      way. Now, head for the docks. You'll have to fight off a couple of 
      dirtbikes, but a little drive by will settle that nicely.

      REWARD: $6,000 and respect earned


   3. Lure

      Ran Fa Li is a prisoner in Woozie's building, so you'll need to lure
      away the Da Nang boys waiting outside.  Get in the vehicle and drive
      carefully to the countryside. You won't be attacked until you reach
      Angel Point, so just prevent damage to the car. Once at Angel Point,
      drive through the checkpoints. The easiest thing to do is stop after
      every checkpoint and machine gun the two dirtbikes that will appear
      after each one. This will reduce the damage to your vehicle, and 
      make the country drive more enjoyable. Remember to not get out of the
      car, and to keep the Da Nang boys away from you if the doors are
      destroyed. Head out to the gas station and put in a call to Woozie,
      you're done.

      REWARD: $8,000 and respect earned


   4. Amphibious Assault

      If you keep getting a message about needing more lung capacity, find
      some water and swim in it, but do so underwater (press O to dive). 
      Make sure you watch your amount of air as you do this, and after
      five or six dives you should have enough lung capacity. The more
      you have, the better off you'll be for this mission.

      Anyway, get down to the docks any way you feel like. Once there, hop
      into the water and swim out to the container ship. Make sure to stay
      underwater as much as possible, and if you have to come up for air 
      do not swim. Simply float as your air capacity increases. Otherwise,
      the patrol boats will come for you. Also, avoid the spotlights, since 
      that will also cause you to be shot at from the boats.

      Once at the tanker, swim to the far side and climb aboard. You're
      provided with a knife, but it's easier to just gun everyone down.
      Head to the control tower, plant the bug, then head back up top. 

      Shoot out all of the search lights, then hop into the water and swim
      to the designated spot.

      REWARD: $11,000 and respect earned

   5. The Da Nang Thang

      You thought the Da Nang Boys were a pain in the ass before? well, now
      there's a container ship full to the brim with them. Time to even the
      score.

      You'll head out by helicopter to the ship, and be manning a mini-gun.
      Kill as many of the Da Nang Boys as possible, and make guys with RPG's
      your primary target. Me, I got blown out of the sky and wound up with 
      only a knife. 

      Swim to the ship, then knife the nearest Da Nang Boy. Remember, stealth
      kill by targeting the subject, then waiting for CJ to raise his arm, the 
      hit attack. Quick and bubbly.  

      Grab the dropped weapon and start working your way to the back of the 
      ship. These jerks tend to hide, so work quickly. You'll get a health 
      refill near the middle of the ship. Once to the hold, you'll need to kill 
      the guards, then shoot off the padlock on the container. Be aware that at 
      least one of the guards is equipped with grenades, so when you see someone
      draw back, rush them ASAP.

      Once the padlock is blown off, head back up top and go for the control
      tower. There'll be one man outside, then two at the middle landing of
      the stairs. Once you reach the top, it'll be a swordfight with Snakehead,
      but he's a feeble old man. Hit him three times quickly and it's lights 
      out.
     
      Head back out to the refugees and hook up with them for a dinghy and a
      quick escape.

      REWARD: $15,000 and respect earned

Q. CARL JOHNSON (CJ) CONTINUED

   1. Outrider

      Head over and meet T-Bone at the gas station near the docks. After a 
      heartwarming conversation, Toreno tells you that it's your job to protect
      one of the new drug shipments. 

      Drive up the street and get out. Next to the van is a sniper rifle, RPG 
      and a dirt bike. Grab them, then head to the first indicated roadblock.
      There will be four to deal with, so conserve your ammo. Stop close enough
      to each roadblock that you can see it and aim easily, but far enough away
      that they don't start shooting at you. RPG each car, then kill any 
      survivors with sniper fire or a targetable weapon. I used a TEC-9, but
      use whatever makes you feel like a bad mother.  The guys up in the windows
      will be the biggest problem, but you should easily be able to stay ahead 
      of the van. Once everyone is dead, just escort the van to the drop point.

      REWARD: $9,000 and respect earned

R. OFFICER FRANK TENPENNY (G), CONTINUED

   1. Snail Trail

      This guy is like a bad penny; he just keeps turning up. The upside is 
      that there's a 90% chance you get to kill his ass by the end of the 
      game. This is the thought that keeps me going. Also, killing Zero. But I 
      digress.

      It seems some reporter is doing some damage to Tenpenny's rep, and they
      need to die. Fortunately, they're having a meeting with a source over in
      Los Santos today, and it's the perfect opportunity for a hit.

      Grab the sniper rifle Tenpenny has hidden in one of the pipes in the 
      construction area, then head to the train station across from The Garage.

      The train will leave, and you should follow it. A fast car or a decent
      dirtbike will do. The best practice is to get ahead of the train, then 
      get out of the station in advance to wait for the reporter. Once they 
      show, wait for them to get in a taxi, then follow them from about 6 to 
      10 car lengths away. They're going to head for the Santa Maria pier, so 
      if you lose them, just head that way. 

      Once they're at the pier, wait for them to get out and meet, then (from
      a good distance away), blow both their heads off. 

      REWARD: None

S. CARL JOHNSON (CJ), CONTINUED

   1. Ice Cold Killa

      That annoying pimp Jizzy has outlived his usefulness. Kill him and get 
      his cellphone.

      Head down to the club and talk to the bouncers. Then, head over to the 
      scaffolding and use it to access the roof. Head downstairs, then over
      towards Jizzy. CJ will confront him, but the hit is botched. 
 
      Kill everyone who gets near you, then chase Jizzy out the door. Hop in
      one of the limos outside and chase jizzy, drive-bying him as much as
      possible. He'll eventually catch fire and either explode or hop out.
      If he hops out, chase him down and kill him, then collect the phone.

      Cesar will call and tell you to meet him at Pier 69.

      REWARD: $12,000 and respect earned

   2. Pier 69

      Time to get rid of the rest of the drug running crew. Meet Cesar down
      at Pier 69 and climb up on the roof with him. Some of Woozies boys will
      show up, but get ambushed trying to move across the roof. Kill all of 
      the enemies on the roof, then head down to the meeting location and 
      kill any enemies you find. Be sure to watch the roof and the balconies.

      Finally, you'll run into T-Bone; pop a cap in his ass and watch as Cesar
      joins in. Unfortunately, Ryder jumps into the ocean before you can put
      his ass on blast, so jump in and swim after him. He'll swipe a speedboat,
      so grab the second boat and chase him down. Ramming is stupid, so drive
      by him until the boat catches fire and he becomes a crispy critter. Make
      sure you're far enough away from Ryders boat when it explodes, because 
      I wasn't.

      REWARD: $15,000

   3. Toreno's Last Flight
      
      Toreno survived the attack at Pier 69, but this time he's the sole focus.
   
      He's reportedly downtown at the helipad, so head down there and try to
      stop him before he gets airborne. 

      Once you arrive at the helipad, kill everyone in your way and get up to
      the pad on the roof.

      Toreno will take off, and if you're quick enough you may be able to get
      an RPG round off after him. Most likely, though, you won't. Make
      sure you grab the RPG before you leave. Head down the staircase and jump
      the barrier and get onto the motorcycle. Head for the freeway, as Torenos
      helicopter is following it.

      Once on the freeway, head south as fast as possible and get considerably
      ahead of the helicopter. Be careful, as it will shoot at you as you
      get near it. Set up ahead of it with your RPG, and just wait for it to
      fly into your crosshairs. Two rounds should do it. Watch as Toreno
      becomes a burning smear on the highway. 

      REWARD: $18,000 and respect earned

   4. Yay Ka-Boom-Boom

      Time to eliminate the final part of the drug production system and kick
      Big Smoke hard in his Small Nuts.

      Woozie has a friend that has a knack for MacGuyvering some explosives
      into vehicles. Go over and pick up the carbomb near Chinatown, then 
      drive VERY CAREFULLY over to the drug factory.

      Kill the guards outside, then any reinforcements that show up. It's
      easiest to just get out of the vehicle and kill them all. When you're
      done, head towards the southwest corner of the complex, follow the 
      ramp into the building, drive past, run over, or gun down anyone
      in the area, and park the car bomb next to the containers full
      of chemicals used in the Crack manufacturing process.

      Activate the car bomb by pressing O, then get the hell out of the 
      building before the 40 second timer hits zero.

      Once outside, fight your way out to the gates...only to have them close 
      in your face. Kill anyone near the car, then hop in; it's time to make
      like Steve McQueen and jump the fence. Run over anyone that gets in your
      way, then get to the far southeast corner of the facility and gun the
      engine; the ramp is in a building on what will be your far left side.

      You can hit is straight on or aim more for the left side and jump the
      closer wall, whatever you prefer. If the car gets destroyed, don't
      worry, another one will spawn.

      REWARD: $25,000 and respect. You'll also recieve a mysterious call, and 
              Las Venturas will become accessible. Head out to the question 
              mark.

T. Mysterious (?)

   1. Monster

      The mysterious caller wants you to complete a race using a monster truck.
      You'll have to hit 35 checkpoints in the desert in under 6 minutes and 
      30 seconds.  If you do it, you'll reportedly learn more about the status 
      of Sweet.

      The monster truck is impressve, and has one notable feature, the lack of
      a handbrake. In it's place is 4 wheel steering, activated by pressing the
      normal handbrake button of R1. 

      This race is pretty straightforward, and you should be able to do it in
      5 minutes or less, much lower than the alloted 6 minutes and 30 seconds.
 
      Significant stumbling blocks include the 5th checkpoint up the hill, 
      which requires you to use the R1 4-wheel drive in order to get up the
      hill easily. Otherwise, just be careful about flipping over or driving 
      over cliffs.

      REWARD: $4,000

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III. Sideline/Optional Missions


   A. Girlfriends
 
      Take girlfriends out as often as possible. Then, when
      instructed, drive her around for fun. Sometimes she'll want to 
      dance, so take her to a club.


      If you find the flowers down by the beach, equip them and press L1.
      DO NOT EQUIP THEM AND PRESS FIRE, OR YOU WILL BITCH-SLAP YOUR 
      GIRLFRIEND WITH A BOUQUET! This will negatively impact your 
      relationship.

      You can also find a dildo in the shower of the police station in Los
      Santos, and give this as a gift the same way you do with the flowers.
      I'd suggest you wait until the relationship meter is at 1/3 to 1/2.

      You can also simply kiss Denise by tapping L1, though if your
      relationship isn't very far along, this may not go well.


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IV. Real Esate and Assets


 1. Los Santos 

    ASSETS

    A. The Johnson House (Ganton)

       Cost: FREE (Owned by your deceased mother)

       Income: None from the house, but this is where you pick up gang
               territory generated income.

    HIDEOUTS

 2. Red County

 3. Whetstone 

 4. San Fierro

    ASSETS

    A. The Garage (Garcia)
      
       Cost: Free (You win the deed in the "Farewell, My Love" Catalina 
             mission)

    B. Zero's RC Shop

       Cost: $30,000

       Income: $5,000 every 24 game hours (24 real minutes)


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V. Secrets

   1. Spraypaint/Tags
     
      There are 100 spraypaint tags located in Los Santos; if you find 
      them all, you will be rewarded with an AK-47, Tec-9, Sawed-off 
      shotgun and Molotov cocktails that appear inside The Johnson House.

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VII. Contact Information


Contact me via e-mail at samurairas@gmail.com 

DO SPELL CHECK.

DO NOT SEND RUDE E-MAIL. 

DO NOT TRY TO INSTANT MESSAGE ME.

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