South Park: The Stick of Truth: FAQ/Walkthrough

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                              S O U T H   P A R K

                      T h e   S t i c k   Of   T r u t h

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                             Walkthrough Version 2.0
                                  By Brokaliv
                           Email: brokaliv@gmail.com
                          Date Started: March 10, 2014

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This guide was written using the Xbox 360 version of South Park: The Stick of
Truth for all difficulties. The guide may have some differences in it from
playing between the PC and PlayStation 3.

This is based on a mature rated game for Blood and Gore, Drug References, Heavy
Mature Humor, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content, and Violence.

Due to the FAQ being really long, it is best to use the CTRL+F feature to
search the Table of Contents to get to the section you want faster.

If you would like to donate some money to help pay for my college funds and
other games you wish I would write a guide for please send some money to me
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Thanks for the support.

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CONTENTS
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 1. Walkthrough
   1.01 - Day One
       1.01.01 - Creating a Character
       1.01.02 - The New Kid in Town
              1.01.03 - Flower for a Princess
       1.01.04 - Call the Banners
              1.01.05 - The Timmy Express
              1.01.06 - Vulcan Around
              1.01.07 - Find Jesus
              1.01.08 - Homeless Problem
              1.01.09 - Mr. Slave's Package
              1.01.10 - Hide 'n' Seek
         1.01.11 - Hot Coffee
              1.01.12 - ManBearPig
              1.01.13 - Mongolian Beef
              1.01.14 - Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo
              1.01.15 - Rats in the Cellar
         1.01.16 - Detention Sentence
       1.01.17 - The Bard
       1.01.18 - It's Late!
       1.01.19 - Alien Abduction
   1.02 - Day Two
       1.02.01 - Gain New Allies
         1.02.02 - Nonconformist
              1.02.03 - Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo Continued
              1.02.04 - Dropping the Kids Off
              1.02.05 - The Homeless Problem Continued
              1.02.06 - Magical Songs
              1.02.07 - The She-Ogre
              1.02.08 - ManBearPig Continued
              1.02.09 - Unfriend Al Gore
              1.02.10 - Defeat ManBearPig
         1.02.11 - PTA Problems
              1.02.12 - Wasted Cache
              1.02.13 - Nazi Zombie Bounty
       1.02.14 - Attack the School
       1.02.15 - Go Back Home
       1.02.16 - Defeat the Underpants Gnomes
   1.03 - Day Three
       1.03.01 - Forging Alliances
              1.03.02 - Phase 1
         1.03.03 - Recruit the Girls
         1.03.04 - Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend
         1.03.05 - Unplanned Parenthood
         1.03.06 - Heading North
         1.03.07 - O Canada
              1.03.08 - Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo Continued
       1.03.09 - Beat Up Clyde!
       1.03.10 - Betrayal from Within

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1. Walkthrough
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1.01 - Day One
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O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.01 - Creating a Character
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

After the cut scene you will need to create your character. They will always
be a male character, but you can dress them up to be girly if you really want
too.

Choose your skin tone, hair style with color, and clothes.

After the next cut scene you will gain control of your character.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.02 - The New Kid in Town
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head to the closet and open the door to get at the backpack for [CASH $0.50]
and a [BASEBALL CARD]. Head out of your bedroom to the hallway.

*NOTE**************************************************************************
*The following is timed and eventually your dad will come to kick you out of  *
*the house. It is not very important to get all the items right away as you   *
*can re-enter later in the game.                                              *
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Now go to the left and enter the far door to get in to the bathroom. You can
turn the water on if you'd like in the shower. Get on the toilet and smash the
button prompted on the screen to fill the bar and recheck the toilet for a
[SHIT NUGGET], we will need to use this in battle for an achievement later.
Under the sink you can grab an [OLD SPONGE] and a [RUSTY PIPE], along with
[CASH $0.10] in the far left drawer. Random items found can be used to sell to
shops for cash.

*NOTE**************************************************************************
*you must complete the game once without selling anything for an achievement. *
*So choose whether this play-thru is for that time or not.                    *
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Now head downstairs and go to the right of your dad in the living room. You
will find a drawer with a [PIGTAILS WIG]. Head to the left to enter the kitchen
and look under the sink for [CASH $0.50] and a [FORK]. To the left of that is
[EYE BLACK] and a [HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Also get the [CASH $2.00] off the
counter to the left. Now you will either be told to leave the house by your dad
or just head out yourself by going all the way to the right.

Now that you are outside, head to the garage (1/15) just to the right and open
it. Head up the ladder and open the chest here for [CASH $1.50] and a
[SURFER WIG]. Get back down to street level and go to the right. Butters will
be fighting with a kid dressed as an elf and requests help. Head up to the elf
kid and punch him to start a cut scene.

###############################################################################
#Butters is now your friend                                                   #
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Now follow Butters to the green house to find Cartman, follow him to the
backyard to reach the kingdom. Head over to the left and get the [DAFFODIL],
then talk to the stable hand and the armory to get friend requests.

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#Scott Malkinson is now your friend                                           #
#                                                                             #
#Clyde is now your friend                                                     #
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O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.03 - Flower for a Princess
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Head over to Kenny and give him the flower to complete the quest. You will also
get a friend request.

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#Kenny is now your friend                                                     #
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O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Flower for a Princess Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now talk to Cartman and he will ask for your name. Type anything you want as it
does not matter, for Cartman already has a name picked out for you. When he
asks if the name "you" chose is correct, select YES twice to get an ACHIEVEMENT
unlocked.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Acceptance                                            #
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Now you must select your class. You will need to play through some of the game
once as the Jew class for an achievement, so let's start with that. Now head to
the Armory and buy a weapon. Now open your inventory and equip it to start a
cut scene.

You must now fight Clyde in a tutorial battle to learn how to fight. Once you
get the basics down Cartman will ask you to come in to the tent for a cut scene
and soon Butters will come in ringing the alarm as the elves come to attack.
Exit the tent and head over to any of the elves to start a battle.

When you defeat them make sure to fart on the unconcious body and loot them as
well for items. Cartman will teach you how to use items, heal yourself. You
will want to fart on the cat in the upper left corner 20 times to unlock an
ACHIEVEMENT.

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#Achievement Unlocked - Animal Cruelty                                        #
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Take out the other enemies and learn about ranged weapons and different stances
that defend well against certain attacks. On the third battle you will learn
about shields. Once the final battle is over watch another cut scene and Clyde
will be banished from the realm.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
The New Kid in Town Complete
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Now head over to the pole with the red horn and activate the [FAST TRAVEL]
(1/12) by walking up to it. Cartman will ask you to locate three of his best
men to have them return to the base.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.04 - Call the Banners
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.05 - The Timmy Express
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You will need to locate 11 more fast travels in the world to complete this side
quest.

Now purchase a stronger weapon, items, or armor if you wish from the shop.
Remember not to sell any items to the shop if you are still trying to get the
achievement for completing the game without selling any items.

+=============================================================================+
|                               Kupa Keep Armory                              |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Water Balloon $1.50 - Removes enemies bonuses                               |
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|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Warriors Blade $2.34 - 17-23 (x2)                                           |
| Weapon damage increases by 2x your armor value - lvl 1                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Magic Wand $2.34 - 15-21 (x2)                                               |
| Gain 1 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target - lvl 1                     |
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| Rogue's Dagger $2.34 - 10-15 (x3)                                           |
| 1 PP on Perfect Attack on bleeding targets - lvl 1                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Jewish Staff $2.34 - 16-22 (x2)                                             |
| +5% damage per debuff on you - lvl 1                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Sickle Sword of the Faithful $4.50 - 13-18 (x3) Holy +7                     |
| +5% damage per debuff on you - lvl 2                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Kris Dagger $5.50 - 11-16 (x4)                                              |
| Penetrates 5 enemy armor - lvl 2                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Lightning Wand $5.00 - 13-18 (x3) Shock +10                                 |
| On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attack - lvl 2                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Warrior's Scimitar $5.50 - 15-21 (x3)                                       |
| Weapon damage increases by 3x your armor value - lvl 2                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Noob Hammer $6.00 - 37-52 (x2)                                              |
| lvl 3                                                                       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Club of Smiting $10.00 - 54-75 (x2)                                         |
| Perfect Attack reduces shields by 1                                         |
| Perfect Attack lowers target's defenses - lvl 4                             |
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| Fatbeard's Blade $12.00 - 85-118 (x2)                                       |
| Gain 20% additional money - lvl 6                                           |
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| Axe of Stopping $12.00 - 133-185 (x3)                                       |
| Perfect Attack slows your target - lvl 8                                    |
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| Staff of Winter $12.00 - 99-138 (x3) Frost +50                              |
| Gain 10 PP vs a Slowed target                                               |
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| Fire Sword $14.00 - 165-230 (x3) Fire +400                                  |
| lvl 10                                                                      |
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|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
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| Clyde's Helmet $6.00                                                        |
| Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks - lvl 2                                |
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| KKK Gloves $5.00                                                            |
| Adds 3 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                        |
| +10% damage with 2-handed weapons - lvl 4                                   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| KKK Helmet $10.00                                                           |
| Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                        |
| A 2-handed Perfect Attack gains 1 PP - lvl 4                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| KKK Armor $20.00                                                            |
| Adds 8 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                        |
| Heal 15 HP per turn with 2-handed equipped - lvl 4                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Khan Gauntlets $8.00                                                        |
| Adds 30 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Reduce target's armor by 25 on Perfect Attack - lvl 11                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Khan Helm $13.00                                                            |
| Adds 50 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Perfect Attack reduces shields by 2 - lvl 11                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Khan Armor $24.00                                                           |
| Adds 90 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Gain 1 PP when you debuff an enemy - lvl 11                                 |
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|                                    FLAIR                                    |
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| Halfling Wig $2.00                                                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Bad Irene Wig $2.00                                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cartman Comb-over $2.00                                                     |
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| 50's Glasses $2.00                                                          |
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| Bandage and Cut $2.00                                                       |
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| Celtic Battle Paint $2.00                                                   |
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|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Lightning Sticker $2.00                                                     |
| Adds 10 Shock damage on Perfect Attack - lvl 3                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Lit Match $2.00                                                             |
| Adds 10 Fire damage on Perfect Attack - lvl 3                               |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Crossed Swords Patch $5.00                                                  |
| Gain 1 PP when you block an attack - lvl 6                                  |
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| Moldy Patch $10.00                                                          |
| Deal 10% more Gross damage - lvl 7                                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Axe Patch $5.00                                                             |
| Deal 10% more 2-handed Weapon damage - lvl 7                                |
+=============================================================================+

[LETTER TO CRAIG], [LETTER TO TOKEN], and [LETTER TO TWEEK] received
automatically. Head inside Cartman's house and Butters will hand over
[BUTTERS' HOUSE KEY], now talk to Cartman's mom for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Mrs. Cartman is now your friend                                              #
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Check the cupboard in the kitchen for a [SPEED POTION]. Now go to the living
room and open the drawer to the right of the couch for [EVIL CARTMAN GOATEE],
[CARTMAN'S GARAGE KEY], [CASH $1.00], and an [OKAMA GAMESPHERE]. Head upstairs
and enter Cartman's room to get the [FAITH +1 CD], [CASH $0.90],
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], [SUPER PHUN THYME TICKETS], and a
[BRAD PITT SURVIVAL KIT] in the back right drawer. [FATTY DOO DOO DVD],
[CRANK PRANK TIME PHONE], [STRENGTH POTION], [DOUBLE CHIN], and a [COON POSTER]
in the drawer next to the bed.

In Mrs. Cartman's room you can find [UNDERPANTS] (1/5), [CASH $1.50],
[BLACK THUNDER], [PURPLE PASSION], and a [JACK RABBIT] in the upper right
drawer. In the upper left drawer you can find a [CRACK PIPE], [BLUNT WIG],
[PURPLE DYE], [ANTONIO BANDERAS LOVE DOLL], and [THE MILKMAN]. Now leave the
bedroom and head to the bathroom at the end.

Most likely you can find a [SHIT NUGGET] in the toilet left by Cartman if you
wait for Butters to say Eric forgot to flush. This does not always happen
though. Use the toilet again to create your own, so now you will be up to three
for battles. In the cabinet to the left is a [PACKET OF SEA PEOPLE],
[CASH $0.25], and [PUBES]. The far left drawer has a [CHEROKEE HAIR TAMPON] and
an [AIDS Ribbon]. Now leave the house and Clyde will message you, taking his
friend request back.

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#Clyde is no longer your friend                                               #
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*NOTE**************************************************************************
*If you downloaded any of the DLC the game will now prompt you that it is in  *
*your toy chest at home to now use                                            *
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Enter Cartman's garage (2/15) and get any Chicken Bones that come out of the
buckets that you can now attack. Open the chest for [GRAY DYE] and a
[WIZARD BEARD]. Next to the chest is your first [CINPOKOMON] (1/30). You can't
get through the rats in the lower right at the moment, so head left back to
Butters house and speak to Dougie for a friend request.

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#Dougie is now your friend                                                    #
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Head inside Butters house and check the drawer near the door for [CASH $0.15]
and [INSPECTOR BUTTERS BADGE]. Now talk to Mrs. Stotch for a friends request.

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#Mrs. Stotch is now your friend                                               #
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Search the drawer to the left of the couch for [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE] x2
and a USB DRIVE. Now talk to Mr. Stotch for a friends request.

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#Mr. Stotch is now your friend                                                #
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In the drawer to the left of Mr. Stotch is a [SPOON], [FORK], and [PUBES]. Go
to the kitchen for [SPOILED CLAMATO JUICE], [CASH $1.00], and a
[HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Upstairs you will find a [MAHALO REWARDS CARD] and
[DMV LITERATURE] in the hallway drawer. Now enter Butters' room.

You will find a [CHINPOKOMON] (2/30) on the right side of the room. Then check
the drawer on the back wall for [CHAOS LAIR KEY], [CASH $2.00],
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], [CHINBALLS], and [TAP SHOES]. In the bed stand you can
grab [STAR FACEPAINT], [CASH $0.25], [HAWAIIAN ID CARD], and a
[RAISINS GIRL PICTURE]. Now go to Butters' parents room.

In the drawer on the right you can get [STOTCH'S GARAGE KEY], [SCREWDRIVER],
and [CASH $0.35]. On the left side of the bed you can get an [OKAMA GAMESPHERE]
and [CASH $0.50]. Also in the bathroom you can get another [SHIT NUGGET] using
the toilet. Check the drawers for [PINK DYE], [RUSTY PIPE], [SOAP ON A ROPE],
and [BUTTERS' CREAMY GOO].

Unlock Butters' garage (3/15) and check the bag for [CASH $1.00],
[SPEED POTION], and [BANGS]. In the chest you can find [DRUID GLOVES] and a
WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE] before heading further left.

As you head past the tree shoot the [CHINPOKOMON] (3/30) out of the tree. Then
head back inside your house and talk to your mom to get a friends request.

###############################################################################
#Mom is now your friend                                                       #
###############################################################################

Don't bother with your dad as he requires a lot more people on your friends
list. Collect any items you missed earlier if you were kicked out of the house
to fast and change in to your DLC armor if you want to. Also your parents room
is now unlocked so you can get a [SCREWDRIVER], [CASH $0.50], [CLOTH FRAGMENT],
[CASH $1.00], [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE], [NO. 2 PENCIL], and [CRUMPLED PAPER].

Now smash the snow pile to the left of the house to access the bag containing
[HEALTH POTION SMALL] and a [POWER POTION]. Smash the construction sign to
continue to the next area. Activate the [FAST TRAVEL] (2/12) and head to the
left for a cut scene. Fight off the elves while learning about buddy abilities,
examining command, and status effects. Don't forget to use a shit nugget on an
enemy for an ACHIEVEMENT. You could also get a third ACHIEVEMENT easily. Once
they have been defeated you can use this time if you'd like to mass fart on
them until you get 100 farts to unlock an ACHIEVEMENT.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Made This for You                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Shutout                                               #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Canadian Handshake                                    #
###############################################################################

If you head past the South Park sign, you may get in to another battle with
some elves. Don't forget to always fart on them to get towards another
ACHIEVEMENT.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Stay Down                                             #
###############################################################################

Behind the tress just before heading to the next section to the left you can
take a path behind the fence. In this small wooded area you can smash the wood
fence to fight some Hobos to relocate there camp (1/7). In the bag at the camp
you will find [HORSELORD BRAID], [POWER POTION] x2, and a
[HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Head inside the blue tent for another bag that contains
[LIME GREEN DYE] and [CASH $2.00].

Continue to the left and go to the next section of houses. Pass Jimmy's house
and raid the orange houses garage (4/15). Open the backpack for a
[CURE POTION], [WATER BALLOON], [MONK'S TONSURE], and a
[WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE]. If you try to enter the orange house you get to see
a naked lady. Now talk to Kelly Gardner outside the house for a friends
request.

###############################################################################
#Kelly Gardner is now your friend                                             #
###############################################################################

Now go to the next house, which is Clyde's and head in to the garage (5/15).
You can use the toilet here to create a [SHIT NUGGET]. Now use the bow to shoot
the ladder down and talk to Pete for a friend request, then open the chest for
[CASH $1.50] and the [DRUID CROWN].

###############################################################################
#Pete is now your friend                                                      #
###############################################################################

As you continue to the left in to yet another section you will now be at
Craig's house. Enter the garage (6/15) for nothing more than a basketball to
pop. Craig's dad will tell you he is in detention for flipping off the
principal. Butters recommends going for the other two and then they will all
figure out how to help Craig. Now go next door to Kevin Stoley's house and open
his garage (7/15). Once again, nothing much of interest. Activate the
[FAST TRAVEL] (3/12) and then head in to Kevin Stoley's house.

In the drawer by the door you will get [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE], [CASH $0.25]
and a [BASEBALL CARD]. To the left of the couch you will get [CASH $0.35]. The
kitchen will have a [STRENGTH POTION], [FORK], and a [CURE POTION]. Now go
upstairs.

Enter the kids room and check the drawer next to the bed for [UNDERPANTS]
(2/15), [CASH $2.00], and a {Health Potion]. Now check the drawers on the back
wall for [USB DRIVE] x2, [MICROcHIP], [CASH $0.60], [VIDEO GAME]. and a
[KLINGON BEARD]. Now talk to Kevin to start a side quest.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.06 - Vulcan Around
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

We will need to search around a church for Kevin's iPad. Now go in to the
bathroom and talk the [CRUMPLED PAPER], [CARDBOARD ROLL], and [CASH $0.35].
Exit the house to go next door and enter the garage (8/15). You will be able
to grab a [WATER BALLOON], [CURE POTION], and the [WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE].
Shoot the ladder down to reveal an alien teleporter for later. Now continue to
the next section to the left.

You may have another elf attack by the trees behind the newspaper dispensers.
Once they are dealt with open the bag behind the trees for [WAR PAINT] and a
[WATER BALLOON]. The Park County Community Center is currently closed, so
continue to the left and go in the parking lot to go between the cars on the
right for a backpack holding [HEALTH POTION SMALL] and [S'MORES SCHNAPPS]. Now
smash the log just before the next area and open the bag for [TEAL DYE] and
[CASH $0.35].

In the next area you will have reached the school and walk right in to a
[FAST TRAVEL] (4/12). Now pass the school and go up towards the lake since the
school is locked up till later.

Go left to locate a bag behind a tree holding a [POWER POTION],
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], [GENERIC SUNGLASSES], [UNTIDY WIG], [SPOILED CITY SUSHI]
and a [WING CD]. Right now there is no point to continue left as the sign does
not work yet and rats are blocking your way. Go to the right and smash through
the wood going along an extended path. Here at the deadend you will find a
backpack holding [SIDE BOW WIG], [SUNSHINE SPARKLE STICKERS], [TOY HORSE], and
[CASH $0.35]. Now take the other right path.

Head over to the [FAST TRAVEL] (5/12) by the church and then fight any elves in
the area. Head up to the tree just to the right of the two trees on the right
side of the church to find the missing iPad. Take it back to Kevin Stoley using
the fast travel and he will send a friends request as well as give you a new
long ranged weapon [MISSILE OF SLOWING].

###############################################################################
#Kevin Stoley is now your friend                                              #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Vulcan Around Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Back at the church, go inside and then enter the office in the back left. Here
you can find [THE HOLLYWOOD BEARD], [CURE POTION], [CASH $0.90], [ST. PETER],
[GHOST PATCH], [FAITH +1 CD], [BOY-SIZED LEASH], and a [HEALTH POTION LARGE].
Now go to the right outside the church for the next area.

Attack the elves at the police station if they are here. Now hit the lower
right police car trunk for a bag containing [POWER POTION LARGE]. Now enter the
Police Station and grab the [SPEED POTION], [PENIS COMPOSITE SKETCH],
[USB DRIVE], and [RANDY'S DUI RECORD] from the cabinets on the right. In the
back middle cabinet is [HEALTH POTION SMALL], [NO. 2 PENCIL], and [CASH $0.35].
Romper Stomper is in a cell to the left, but you can't help him yet so head
upstairs.

Upstairs you will find two vending machines selling the same thing.

+=============================================================================+
|                       POLICE STATION VENDING MACHINES                       |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+=============================================================================+

Go to the left and grab the [TOILET PAPER], [NO. 2 PENCIL], [PUBES],
[CASH $0.10], and a [HEALTH POTION SMALL] out of the cabinets. Shoot the shelf
above and then climb the boxes to get to the air vent, smash it out with your
sword to get to the locker room.

Search the lockers for [SPEED POTION], [HEALTH POTION SMALL],
[POWER POTION LARGE], [BEARDSTACHE], [SKULL STICKER], [CASH $0.50],
[POWER POTION LARGE], [CASH $0.25], [JAIL CELL KEY], [WIRE FRAME GLASSES],
[HEALTH POTION LARGE], and [SOAP ON A ROPE]. Check out the emergency exit to
lower the ladder but head back inside. Now exit the locker room to the right.

Check the vent in the hall for [CASH $0.25] and a [WAD OF WEB]. Now go in to
the Evidence Room. Smash the box on the bottom shelf and open the lunchbox for
[CURE POTION] and [CASH $1.00]. Now climb the ladder for a [CHINPOKOMON] (4/30)
and smash the box to the right. Climb back down and press the button to move
the ladder and climb it again. Open the chest for [BANDIT FACE PAINT], [SHADOW]
[BLING], [BUCKYBALL MAGNETS], and [PUBES].

Now head to the jail cells on the first floor to free Romper Stomper, he will
add you to his friends list.

###############################################################################
#Romper Stomper is now your friend                                            #
###############################################################################

Open the bag in the cell for [BINDLE], [BALD CAP], and a [TEARDROP TATTOO]. Now
leave the Police Station as we can't do anything else here yet and go to the
next section to the right.

Head behind the sign for a bag containing [CASH $1.00]. Talk to Priest Maxi to
start a side quest. Don't forget to fart on him towards an achievement.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.07 - Find Jesus
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head back to the church and search for Jesus in the pews on the right side.
Head back to Priest Maxi to be told to find him one more time. Go back to the
church and tilt the lights towards each other. Now use the light switch on the
back wall to show the image of Jesus on the back wall and go talk to him behind
the podium. You will unlock the [ROSARY] and get the friend request of both
Jesus and Priest Maxi. With the Rosary you can summon Jesus to help fight in a
regular battle, no boss battles allowed. Also if you found Jesus while playing
as the Jew class you will unlock the ACHIEVEMENT at this time.

###############################################################################
#Jesus is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Priest Maxi is now your friend                                               #
###############################################################################

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Are We Cool?                                          #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Find Jesus Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head to the right of Priest Maxi and a short cut scene will play of some
girls fighting over a toy. Fight the bullies off and then Annie will send you a
friend request.

###############################################################################
#Annie is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

Now shoot the [CHINPOKOMON] (5/30) out of the tree to the left of Annie and
unlock an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Poco Chinpoko                                         #
###############################################################################

Take the path to the left of City Hall and open the backpack behind the trees
for a [HEALTH POTION SMALL] and [CASH $0.60]. Continue to the left to smash a
rock and open the tool box for [MESSY FACE PAINT], [BIRDS NEST], and
[CASH $1.75]. Now head inside City Hall.

Open the drawers on the left side for [MONOCLE], [STRENGTH POTION], and
[CASH $1.00]. Now talk to Mayor McDaniels and she will give you a side quest to
get rid of the Homeless.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.08 - Homeless Problem
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You have seven camps to take out, luckily we already found and took care of one
of them...six more to go! Head to the right outside City Hall to go to the next
area.

Nothing can be done in the sewer yet so pass it up and smash the rock to the
left of the Post Office. Now head to the left to get to the bag for the
[RAPPER BEARD] and [POWER POTION]. Now activate the [FAST TRAVEL] (6/12) by the
Post Office and then enter the building to check the blue cabinet on the left
for [WHITE DYE], [50'S SHADES], and a [HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Now check the PO
Box in the middle for [NEWS OFFICE KEY], a [HEALTH POTION SMALL], and a
[SPEED POTION]. Now take the package in the back to start another side quest.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.09 - Mr. Slave's Package
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

We will be stopping by his house shortly anyways. Open the chest next to the
cart where the package was to get [CASH $3.00], [MANA POTION LARGE],
[AFGHANI GOAT], and a [POWER POTION LARGE].

Outside the Post Office talk to Mrs. Biggie for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Mrs. Biggie is now your friend                                               #
###############################################################################

Now head to the left and enter the red building that you can now unlock. Grab
the [CASH $1.00] and [HEALTH POTION SMALL] from the filing cabinet. You can
also get [GENERIC GLASSES] from the drawer on the far right. At the moment you
can't get the Chinpokomon out of the vent so talk to Esther in the seat for a
friend request and head out of the building for now.

###############################################################################
#Easther is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

Now head to the next area on the right and talk to Officer Barbrady for a
friend request.

###############################################################################
#Officer Barbrady is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

Head in to Tom's Rhinoplasty and grab the [BUSINESS OFFICE KEY] and the
[BOB WIG] out of the drawer. You can also get [CASH $0.50] and a [WAD OF WEB]
from the vent. You can also get a [RETRO GLAM MAKEUP] from the drawer on the
far right. You can also talk to Mrs. Marsh about Nosejobs and other products.
You'll want The Hasselhoff to use when fighting the final boss for an
Achievement. Also purchase an accessory and Mrs. Marsh will send a friend
request.

###############################################################################
#Mrs. Marsh is now your friend                                                #
###############################################################################

+=============================================================================+
|                              TOM'S RHINOPLASTY                              |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   NOSEJOBS                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Nasal Desensitiver $25.00                                                   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Bridge and Tip $45.00                                                       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cartilage and Nostrils $75.00                                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| The Hasselhoff $175.00 *Needed for an Achievement*                          |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 ACCESSORIES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Beauty Mark $2.00                                                           |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Big Mole $2.00                                                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Teardrop Tattoo $2.00 (Can be found free)                                   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Hearts Face Paint $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Scars $2.00                                                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Wrinkles $2.00                                                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Wicked Face Paint $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Stitches $2.00                                                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Vamp Makeup $2.00                                                           |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Forehead and Cheeks Tribal Facepaint $2.00                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Tribal Facepaint $2.00                                                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cleft Chin $2.00                                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Light Freckles $2.00                                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Skull Mask $2.00                                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Whore Makeup $2.00                                                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Square Rims $2.00                                                           |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Thick Rim Shades $2.00                                                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Round Rim Glasses $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Wire Frame Shades $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Generic Glasses $2.00 (Can be found free)                                   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| 80's Glasses $2.00                                                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Sporty Glasses $2.00                                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Lolita Wig $2.00                                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Sidebangs Wig $2.00                                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cornrows Wig $2.00                                                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Long Curly Wig $2.00                                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Monk's Tonsure $2.00 (Can be found free)                                    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Ginger Wig $2.00                                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Side Part Wig $2.00                                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Spiky Wig $2.00                                                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Bub Wig $2.00                                                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Tousled Wig $2.00                                                           |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Melody Wig $2.00                                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Swaves Wig $2.00                                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Short Wig $2.00                                                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Spoiled Whore Wig $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Handlebar Mustache $2.00                                                    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Pencil Mustache $2.00                                                       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Dali Mustache $2.00                                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fu Manchu $2.00                                                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Chops $2.00                                                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mongorian Goatee $2.00                                                      |
+=============================================================================+

Go to the building next to Tom's Rhinoplasty since we found the key. Grab the
[CASH $3.00], [POWER POTION LARGE], [BUZZ CUT], and [REVIVE POTION].

Now head to the Bank and grab the [CASH $1.00], [SPEED POTION], and
[MARGARITAVILLE DELUXE MARGARITA BLENDER]. Do not give the banker any money as
it will never get you anything.

Head outside and smash through the snowman to go behind the Bank to open the
bag for [SPORTY GLASSES], [HEALTH POTION LARGE], and [CASH $0.75]. Now head to
the next section to the right.

Go inside the Abortion Clinic and grab the [POWER POTION], [CURE POTION],
[BUG MAMBA CONDOMS], [LIL' MINIS CONDOMS], [CASH $0.60], [SCREWDRIVER], and a
[FRACTURED BULB] from the two container spots. Now leave since you can't do
anything else here at the moment.

Head to the right and smash the snowman to go to the left and talk to Millie
for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Millie is now your friend                                                    #
###############################################################################

You can now head back to the South Park sign by going left to where Officer
Barbrady is and going down to talk to the girl on the bench for a friend
request once you hit 20 friends.

###############################################################################
#Kelly Rutherford is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

Now head to the right from the Photo-Dojo and activate a [FAST TRAVEL] (7/12).
Open the bag to the right of the pole for a [HEALTH POTION SMALL],
[CURE POTION], and a [BURN WIG].

Head to the right and enter the playground, you may have to battle some Elves
by the snack machine. The Snack Machine holds the standard items.

+=============================================================================+
|                         PLAYGROUND VENDING MACHINE                          |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+=============================================================================+

Go to the basketball hoop on the right side to talk to Filmore and start a side
quest mini game of Hide 'n' Seek.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.10 - Hide 'n' Seek
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You must now locate six kids. In the sewer, outside Mr. Slave's house, in the
Bank, at the Tower of Peace, at the farm, and at Stark's Pond. Check the front
of the ship in the playground for a bag containing a [CURE POTION],
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], and a [LONG HAIR WIG]. You can fight the Kindergarten
Pirates by hitting them with your sword as well. Now climb the mast and open
the backpack for [SKULL FACEPAINT] and [THE MEXICAN STARING FROG]. Check under
the stairs by squeezing between the rope ladder and the steps to get to a box
containing [CASH $0.97] and a [WATER BALLOON]. Now leave the park heading to
the right.

Locate [SALLY] (1/6) in the trees on the left side of Mr. Slaves house. Now
open the garage (9/15) to find nothing inside. Enter Mr. Slaves house and hand
him the package to complete the quest. You will get a friend request and the
[RAWHIDE WHIP] to summon him.

###############################################################################
#Mr. Slave is now your friend                                                 #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Mr. Slave's Package Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You can also grab a [POWER PoTION] and a [S'MORES SCHNAPPS] from the drawer
before the kitchen. In the kitchen you can get a [SPOON], OLD SPONGE], and a
[CURE POTION]. In the bedroom you can find a bag in the back right behind the
mobile wall containing [CASH $0.90] and a [TORN CONDOM]. Check the dresser on
the right for a [SMALL LOCKET] and an [ANCHOR BEARD].

Now head to the blue house, if you open the door you will catch a man
masturbating in the living room. You can try to open the garage (10/15) but you
won't be able to actually get in to it until later. Attack the Elves if they
are around and then head up to the next area.

Here you will find a harmless Hobo with a shop.

+=============================================================================+
|                               STREET MERCHANT                               |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+=============================================================================+
|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Du Rag $2.00                                                                |
| +5% damage vs bleeding enemy - lvl 1                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Sweaty Headband $2.00                                                       |
| Melee weapon attacks inflict 5 more damage - lvl 1                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Training Gloves $2.00                                                       |
| -5% damage when blocking lvl 1                                              |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Dead Bird $2.00                                                             |
| Adds 5 Gross damage on Perfect Attack - lvl 2                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Toothpick $2.00                                                             |
| Adds 1 Bleeding on Perfect Attack - lvl 2                                   |
+=============================================================================+
|                                    FLAIR                                    |
+=============================================================================+
| Black Eyeliner $0.75                                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Emo Wig $2.00                                                               |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Shard of a Beer Bottle $5.00                                                |
| Gain 1 PP when you deal a melee attack - lvl 3                              |
+=============================================================================+

For right now head past the trash on the right and head up the dirt path. You
will reach a farm where you can find Billy (2/6) from the Hide 'n' Seek game in
the bottom right corner. Head back down to the U-STOR-IT.

Enter the back of the truck and smash the trash to find a Hobo to fight. Once
defeated you will have relocated another hobo camp (2/7). Climb the ladder in
the back to open a chest containing a [FRACTURED BULB], [YELLOW ORANGE DYE],
[CERAMIC SHARD], and [PUBES].

Now climb the wood to get on top of the dumpster next to the street merchant
and then shoot the ladder down with the bow. Fight the Elves if they are up
here and then climb down another ladder on the other side of the U-STOR-IT
fence. Enter the building and press the Green/Red button on the counter to open
the fence. Now head around to the back right of the storage units.

Head to the last unit on the far right to open up the Chaos Lair. Wait for the
countdown and the lights will turn on. Smash the box on the right and get a
friend request from General Disarray.

###############################################################################
#General Disarray is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

Open the bag in the back of the lair for [CASH $1.50],
[HEAD OF THE POWELL STATUE], [BRUCE VILANCH HEADSHOT], [MYSTERION PICTURE], and
[BUTTERS' SQUIRREL NOSE]. Check the fridge for [CASH $1.00], [SPEED POTION],
and a [ROLL OF TIN FOIL]. Climb the ladder and shoot the [CHINPOKOMON] (6/30)
off the vent. Get on the roof through the vent for a bag holding [INDIGO DYE],
[CASH $3.00], and a [RED CROSS BADGE]. 

Now leave the U-STOR-IT and head left to activate a [FAST TRAVEL] (8/12) before
leaving to the next area.

Head in to Tweek Bros. Coffee and watch the cut scene. You can buy some items
from the shop and you will get friend requests from Mr. Tweak and Mrs. Tweak,
now smash the cabinet on the right to access a backpack containing
[STRIPED STRAW] x 2 and [HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Head in to the back.

###############################################################################
#Mr. Tweak is now your friend                                                 #
#                                                                             #
#Mrs. Tweak is now your friend                                                #
###############################################################################

+=============================================================================+
|                                 TWEEK BROS.                                 |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Speed Potion Ultra $15.00 - Raises attack and let's you attack a second time|
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion Large $12.00 - Restores 20 PP                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+=============================================================================+

Talk to Tweek and he will ask you to go on a quest for him so he can join the
fight.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.11 - Hot Coffee
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head out of the store and go to the right and use the fast travel to get back
to Cartman's House. Leave the backyard and don't forget to equip the Bald Cap
and Evil Cartman Goatee for an achievement coming up and head to the left next
section.

Head in to Stan's house and go to the kitchen to get a [HEALTH POTION LARGE],
[PAN FLAUTIST], [SPEED POTION], and a [HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Upstairs you can
get [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE], [SARCASTABALL TROPHY], [OKAMA GAMESPHERE], and
[CASH $0.50] in the hall drawers. In Stan's Room you will find [UNDERPANTS]
(3/5), [CASH $2.00], [HEALTH POTION SMALL], [PICTURE OF WENDY],
[STAN'S MUDBEARD], [SPARKY'S LEASH], [SEA-MAN ACTION FIGURE], [SCHOOL BOOK],
[CALCULATOR], and [STANGROUND SCAUSE].

Don't bother going in to the room to the left of Stan's yet as this is his
sisters room and you can't do anything there yet. Head to the room towards the
bottom of the screen for his parents room. In here you can find [SHAKE WEIGHT],
[CASH $0.75], [THE SWORD OF A THOUSAND TRUTHS], [MAJOR MUSTACHE],
[MEDICAL MARIJUANA CARD], [UNDERPANTS] (4/5), [CASH $2.00], and a
[HEALTH POTION SMALL].

Go in the bathroom for [OLD SPONGE], [RUSTY PIPE], [CHEROKEE HAIR TAMPON], and
[CASH $0.35]. Open Stan's garage (11/15) and shoot the ladder to get to a chest
containing [DRUID ROBES].

Keep heading to the right and Kyles house and garage will be locked for now. To
the right of the house you will want to smash the snowman to get a friend
request from Francis.

###############################################################################
#Francis is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

Smash the wood to the right by the trees and walk in that section to get a
[CHINPOKOMON] (7/30) before heading to the next section to the right.

Fight the elves on the tracks if they are there and then head to Kenny's house.
Mrs. McCormick will tell you that it is for the people in the guest house out
back and will give you the [MCCORMICK GARAGE KEY]. Activate the [FAST TRAVEL]
(9/12) and then open the garage (12/15). Last chance to make sure you are
wearing the Bald Cap and Evil Cartman Goatee!

Head in through the door for a cutscene and they will think you are a cop.
Defeat the Meth Heads and you will unlock the ACHIEVEMENT for wearing those
items. If you already have "The Hasselhoff" you can still equip the required
items and it will count!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Heisenberg                                            #
###############################################################################

Check the fridge for [CASH $2.00] and a [HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Now climb the
ladder and strike the plank to get over to [TWEEK'S SPECIAL DELIVERY]. Shoot
the ceiling in the upper left corner to climb on the roof. You can then open
the chest for [KENNY'S BLOODY CLUB]. Head down the mattress to get to the chest
containing a [WIFE BEATER]. Turn the valve to put out the fire and leave the
garage.

Head in to Kenny's House and talk to Karen for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Karen is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

Go in the kitchen and get a friend request from Mrs. McCormick.

###############################################################################
#Mrs. McCormick is now your friend                                            #
###############################################################################

Don't forget to pick up the [CURE POTION], [PUBES], [CASH $0.05],
[WHITE TRASH IN TROUBLE VHS], and ["GUZUNGA'S" GENTLEMAN'S MAGAZINE]. Go in
Kenny's Room for [CASH $0.05], [WATER BALLOON], [NASCAR MEMBERS CLUB ID],
[BFF NECKLACE], [ROSY CHEEKS], [TOY HORSE], [PURITY RING], [COFFIN GLASSES],
and the [ALABAMA MAN].

Now leave the house and head to the right and fight the hobo camp. Once
defeated you will have moved another Hobo Camp (3/7). Go to the left for a
chest hidden in the back containing [CASH $0.15], [USED SYRINGE], [BINDLE],
[SHIT-STAINED BADGE], and a [DISHEVELED WIG].

Now use the fast travel to go back to Tweek's. Go to the back and start a cut
scene. You will then get a friend request from Tweek as well as
[TWEEK'S BREWMASTER STASH KEY]. Open the chest in the back of the room for
[FRIAR GLOVES], [FRIAR ROBE], [CASH $2.00], [ROUND RIM SHADES],
[POWER POWER LARGE], and a [SPEED POTION].

###############################################################################
#Tweek is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Hot Coffee Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Leave the coffee shop and talk to Al Gore hiding inbetween the buildings and
you will get a optional quest and a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Al Gore is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.12 - ManBearPig
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head back to the farm and climb the ladder on the barn to attach the device to
the weather vane. Now get back to Kenny's to climb up on the garage roof and
attach another device to the transformer. Finally go to Stark's Pond and place
the last device on the toxicity meter to the far left. Get back to Al Gore and
you will get [AL GORE's STORAGE KEY].

Head to the U-STOR-IT and enter his storage unit. Al Gore will then want you
to run a device in the sewer, but you can't reach it yet so continue on with
the current quest by heading past where we met Al Gore and shoot the
[CHINPOKOMON] (8/30) off the ticket booth. Fight any elves in the area and
enter the theater.

Talk to Damien in the back right of the middle section for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Damien is now your friend                                                    #
###############################################################################

Smash the chair in the front to access a backpack containing [3D GLASSES],
[ASSES OF FIRE 2 POSTER], [TERRANCE ACTION FIGURE], [PHILIP ACTION FIGURE], and
[PUBES]. Go behind the man on the left side to smash the chair next to him,
then smash the chair in the next row forward. You will then loop back around to
get to the bag containing [80's ACTION HERO WIG], [80's ACTION SHADES],
[REVIVE POTION], [ACTION HERO BADGE], [POWER POTION LARGE], and the
[PHIL COLLINS' OSCAR]. Now leave the theater and head up and wrap around to the
left for the next area.

Activate the [FAST TRAVEL] (10/12) and then just pass the security guard for
now to the next section on the left as he will mace you right now. Pass the
mall area as well since you can not do anything here yet.

Activate the [FAST TRAVEL] (11/12) outside the Tower of Peace and locate
Flora (3/6) for the hide 'n' seek game. Now enter the City Wok and go behind
the counter for a bag containing [REDDISH-BROWN DYE] and [CASH $1.00]. Talk to
Mr. Kim and he will ask you to go to the Tower of Peace and beat up all the
Mongolian Kids to make them leave town. You can also purchase things at the
shop. You will get the [TOWER OF PEACE KEY].

+=============================================================================+
|                                  CITY WOK                                   |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+=============================================================================+

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.13 - Mongolian Beef
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head inside the Tower of Peace and you will immediately get attacked by the
Mongolian Kids. Once they are dealt with shoot the gear to lower the stairs and
head up.

Hit the gong to summon more kids and once they are defeated you will gain the
[MONGORIAN BOW]. Go out on the balcony on the right to shoot down a
[CHINPOKOMON] (9/30). Now head in to the hole in the right wall and take the
[MONGOLIAN TREASURE KEY]. This unlocks the box on the left containing
[FLAMING SWORD PATCH] and [MONGORIAN BEARD]. Go up the stairs in the back.

You must now do a door puzzle, but first fight off the Mongolian Kids. Go
through the hole in the wall and shoot down the [DRAGON TAIL]. Place it in the
door and then quickly shoot the eyes of the dragons to open it. Now head
upstairs to find the adults.

If you bought some Mana Potions drink a large one sometime during the fight for
an easy ACHIEVEMENT by shitting yourself! Do it two more times for another
ACHIEVEMENT, can be done in seperate battles!

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#Achievement Unlocked - Irritable Bowels                                      #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Pulling Mud                                           #
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You will gain the [GENGHIS KHAN] for the fight. Now leave the tower as it
starts to blow up. You will have to fight some Mongolian Kids on the way down
to the bottom. Now return to City Wok, you may have to fight more Elves
outside. Mr. Kim sends you a friend request and gives you a [MINIATURE GONG]
to summon him once a day in non-boss battles.

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#Mr. Kim is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Mongolian Beef Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head to the left area and go inside Jimbo's Guns. Talk to Jimbo and buy at
least the [GAS MASK].

+=============================================================================+
|                                 JIMBO'S GUNS                                |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Warrior's Longsword $12.00 - 106-147 (x3)                                   |
| Gain Attack Up on Perfect Attack                                            |
| Weapon Damage Increases by 3x your armor value                              |
| Perfect Attack hits the target and the enemy behind - lvl 8                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Sweet Katana $75.00 - 1350-1875 (x3)                                        |
| Destroys 200 armor on Perfect Attack - lvl 14                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Wooden Crossbow $14.00 - 88-110                                             |
| Perfect Attack reduces shields by 3                                         |
| Perfect Attack hits the target plus enemy behind                            |
| Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor - lvl 6                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Crossbow of Impalement $50.00 - 1100-2310                                   |
| Hits a complete row of enemies                                              |
| Hits for extra damage. Strong against armor                                 |
+=============================================================================+
|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Gas Mask $5.00                                                              |
| Adds 1 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                        |
| Reduces gross-out damage by 25 - lvl 2                                      |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Iron Crossguard $5.00                                                       |
| Deflects 15% more damage when you block - lvl 6                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Wooden Hilt $10.00                                                          |
| Deflect 20% more damage when you block - lvl 10                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Iron Hilt $20.00                                                            |
| Deflect 25% more damage when you block - lvl 13                             |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Sword and Shield Patch $10.00                                               |
| Gain 2 PP when you block an attack - lvl 10                                 |
+=============================================================================+
|                                MISCELLANEOUS                                |
+=============================================================================+
| Hunter's Guide to South Park Wildlife $3.00                                 |
+=============================================================================+

Buying the guide will start an optional quest.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.14 - Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now go next door to Sweeter's Bar and Cocktails. Shoot the [CHINPOKOMON]
(10/30) off the back shelf and then talk to Skeeter for a quest and
[SKEETER'S CELLAR KEY].

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.15 - Rats in the Cellar
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head to the door on the left and head down in to the cellar. Kill all four of
the large rats down here and then smash the garbage under the stairs to get to
a chest containing a [REVIVE POTION], [SPEED POTION], [S'MORES SCHNAPPS],
[METROSEXUAL HAIR GEL], and a [BOWLING TROPHY]. Head back up and talk to
Skeeter again to finish the quest and get two friend's requests from Skeeter
and the Bartender. You will also get [BAR DARTS].

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#Skeeter is now your friend                                                   #
#                                                                             #
#Bartender is now your friend                                                 #
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O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Rats in the Cellar Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now leave the bar and head to the left to get a friend request from Mr.
McCormick laying in the trash.

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#Mr. McCormick is now your friend                                             #
###############################################################################

Now head to the sewer to locate Quaid hiding (4/6). Now go inside the Bank and
check behind the table for Filmore (5/6). Finally head to Stark's Pond and take
the upper path to where the clearing with the backpack is in the upper right
corner to locate Jenny (6/6). Now return to the playground. Once you talk to
Filmore again you will get a friend request from each of them and finish the
quest.

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#Sally is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Billy is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Jenny is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Quaid is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Flora is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Filmore is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Hide 'n' Seek Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now that you broke 40 friends you can get the girl at the Post Office to send
you a request.

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#Lola is now your friend                                                      #
###############################################################################

Head to Kenny's house and then go to the right and place the item in the
deflated tire to summon the dog to attack. Once defeated head to the barn and
attach the bell to the fence as you head in to the yard. This time hit the cow
with a melee attack to tip it and be done with the monster. This is all that
can be done at the moment with the monsters.

Equip the Gas Mask and head back to the security guard to fight him. Enter the
gate and wrap around to get to the bag containing a [REVIVE POTION]. Head up to
Tokens' house and open the garage (13/15) to climb the ladder. Open the chest
for the [FRIAR CAP], [CASH $0.82], [WATER BALLOON], [TOKEN WIG],
[BARRY BONDS BAT], [OKAMA GAMESPHERE], [BASS GUITAR], and [THE LION KING DVD].
Shoot the [CHINPOKOMON] (11/30) out of the window and then check for a backpack
behind the bushes to the left of the house. You will find [POWER POTION],
[FAITH +1 CD], [PICTURE OF NICHOLE], and [PUBES]. Now go to the front door for
a friend request.

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#Token is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

Now travel back to Cartman's Kupa Keep and watch the cut scene. Head over to
the training grounds on the right side of the area and start another cut scene
to learn about the Dragonshout.

You must hold down the designated button and then hold the frequency until the
rumble comes in, once that happens press the designated button to blow it out.
Repeat it once again on Princess Kenny.

Now fast travel to the Tower of Peace and use the Dragonshout on the small fire
to melt the [CHINPOKOMON] (12/30). Now head to the left of Skeeters Bar and
enter the Lost Forest. You may have seen directions to the Blood Orgy in Stan's
bedroom. So head Right, Up, Right, Down, and then Right to find a neat hidden
area.

Talk to the wonderful scary animals, they want to save your soul by having you
accept the one true lord...Satan. Accept anyways and you will receive 12 new
friend requests!

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#Beary is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Rabbity is now your friend                                                   #
#                                                                             #
#Skunky is now your friend                                                    #
#                                                                             #
#Beavery is now your friend                                                   #
#                                                                             #
#Mousey is now your friend                                                    #
#                                                                             #
#Squirrely is now your friend                                                 #
#                                                                             #
#Deery is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Woodpeckery is now your friend                                               #
#                                                                             #
#Porcupiney is now your friend                                                #
#                                                                             #
#Foxy is now your friend                                                      #
#                                                                             #
#Chickadee-y is now your friend                                               #
#                                                                             #
#Raccoony is now your friend                                                  #
###############################################################################

Go back to the forest and head south a few times to return to the farm area.
Head back home and talk to your dad to get a friend request and an ACHIEVEMENT!
By now you can possibly have all levels unlocked for one Ability which unlocks
another ACHIEVEMENT as well as have unlocked another from difficult battles.

###############################################################################
#Dad is now your friend                                                       #
###############################################################################

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Daddy Issues                                          #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Mastery                                               #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Avenger                                               #
###############################################################################

Now it is time to travel to the school to rescue Craig. Head up to the window
to start a cut scene. Now head through the front door.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.16 - Detention Sentence
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Watch another cut scene and then attack the Hallway Monitor, you will want to
control this first fight to get him to bite you three times. It doesn't matter
if it is your character or a buddy, as long as it is three times. To control
the battle simply use the Bow and don't press anything when it prompts you too.
To skip your buddies turn, just use the swap character feature to end the turn.
Once bitten three times you will unlock an ACHIEVEMENT! It was easiest for me
to get it when fighting for the Brass Key. I have been told it can be obtained
a little easier on day two when you return to the school as well.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Gingivitis                                            #
###############################################################################

Once defeated head up the steps to get to the backpack for
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], [CURE POTION], [MANA POTION SMALL], [EMPTY GLUE BOTTLE],
and a [MARKER]. Now head through the door on the right.

Head forward to see more Hallway Monitors blocking the hallway. Here you will
learn about environmental hazards that can easily defeat an enemy for you.
Shoot the loudspeaker on the wall and then shoot the fire sprinkler past that
to electricute the enemies instantly winning. Now loot the locker for
[POWER POTION], [CASH $0.25], [TOY CAR], [TOY TRUCK], and [HEALTH POTION SMALL]
Look in the next locker for [MANA POTION SMALL], [WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL?],
[HIGHLIGHTER], and a [GLEE WIG]. Shoot the grate on the ceiling to open it and
a [CHINPOKOMON] (13/30) will drop down. Now head down the hall.

Go down the hall and shoot the payphone to make it ring, the Hall Monitor will
come check it. Use this opportunity to smash the stack of chairs to make them
fall down on the enemy to knock them out. Search the body and get the
[GINGER FRECKLES], equip them now to be ready for an achievement soon. Head
over to the left down the hall and you will hear some Ginger Hall Monitors
trying to search a kid in the Faculty Lounge, you can't help him yet. Search
the locker for [CASH $0.27], [BOTTLE OF SUNSCREEN], [SAFETY SCISSORS],
[POWER POTION], and a [GINGER FRO]. Head south and then have Kenny use his
power on the Ginger standing guard on the other side of the gate to open it.

Head in to the janitor's office on the left and search the desk drawer for
[CASH $0.27], [HEALER'S PATCH], [BOTTLE OF SUNSCREEN], [GSM BUTTON], and a
[GINGER BOWLTOP]. As you wrap around to the right you can shoot the billboard
to knock out one of the hallway monitors, get the [DODGEBALL] weapon off his
body. Now fight the other two hallway monitors and get the [BRASS KEY] after
watching a cut scene. Check the backpack for [CASH $0.16], [REVIVE POTION],
[SPEED POTION], [CURE POTION], and [IKE'S LOVE DRAWING]. In the locker on the
right you can grab [CASH $0.38], [PHILIP ACTION FIGURE],
["WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL?"], and a [TURD SANDWICH BALLOT]. Now go back to
the Faculty Lounge and open the door.

Shoot the cigarette on the table to start a fire and and fireworks will shoot
off causing one enemy to be knocked out and another to move under a stack of
books on the left. Shoot the book stack to knock them out and then use
Dragonshout on the fire to knock the other two out. Break the table with a
melee hit and then use Butters' ability to heal the kid in the corner for the
[SILVER KEY]. Now check the filing cabinet for [CASH $0.22], [MARKER],
[HIGHLIGHTER], [NO. 2 PENCIL], [THE HAMMER], and the [BACKDOOR TICKLER]. Go to
the cabinet on the left for [FRANCIS WIG], [CASH $0.11],
[PICTURE OF MR. ALDER'S FIANCE], [SCREWDRIVER], [FIVE-FINGERED FISTER], and the
[STRANGE TAMER]. Check the bodies for the [GLASS SHARD]. Now head back to the
right down the hall to open up the Counselor's Office.

Check the cabinets for [HEALTH POTION SMALL], [HIGHLIGHTER] x 2, [PUBES],
[MARKER] x 2, [CASH $0.16], [POWER POTION], and an [EMPTY GLUE BOTTLE]. You can
also find a secret drawer behind the desk containing [CHARMS FACEPAINT],
[STRENGTH POTION], [CHEERLEADER'S PATCH], [MR. MACKEY'S COFFEE MUG], and an
[INTELLILINK MANUAL]. Now shoot the [GOLD KEY] down off the shelf above. Head
back to the cafeteria and make sure you have the Ginger Freckles equipped for
this part.

When you try to unlock the cafeteria a cut scene will start. You will now have
to fight the Hallway Monitor Boss. Once defeated search his body for the
[HALL MONITOR LOCKER KEY] and [BUBBLE GUM WRAPPER], then unlock the last locker
to the left. This will contain [CASH $0.66], [MACE OF RESTORATION],
[SAFETY SCISSORS], and a [BLACK EYE]. You will have unlocked an ACHIEVEMENT if
you had the Ginger Freckles equipped. You should be close to unlocking three
more ACHIEVEMENTS if you haven't already.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Day Walker                                            #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Weapon Proficiency                                    #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Skilled Defender                                      #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - You bastards!                                         #
###############################################################################

Now head to the cafeteria and open the door for a cut scene. Craig will send
you a friend request.

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#Craig is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Detention Sentence Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now use the fast travel to head back to Kupa Keep at Cartman's house and talk
to Cartman for a cut scene to rank up.

###############################################################################
#New Rank: Sir Douchebag                                                      #
###############################################################################

Now head over to the training grounds to learn a new attack. You must once
again hold down the button requested, find the frequency needed and then push
the next button requested. You will then have to practice on Scott. Once done
another cut scene will start.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Call the Banners Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.17 - The Bard
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Exit Kupa Keep after buying any items you may need and then watch the cut
scene. Once the cut scene ends you will be in the basement looking for the
Bard. Head to the left and open the toolbox for [CASH $0.78], [SCREWDRIVER],
[BASEBALL CARD], [USB DRIVE], and a [TOY CAR]. Zig-zag through the piles of
stuff until you reach a cut scene to locate the Bard, to learn it is a trap.

You must now battle some elves as the Bard sits in the background and
reinforces the elves with powers. Once defeated you may want to save your game
here to work on an achievement. Use Cup-a-Spell on the flame to the right to
open the path forward while knocking out the enemy. Craig will then start
knocking on the window, shoot it to let him in. Use Cup-a-Spell on the candle
to the right and open the dryer for [CASH $0.32], [TORN CLOAK FRAGMENT], and a
[SMALL NEEDLE]. Now use the Buddy Command to have Butters heal Craig and he
will unlock the basement door. Now carefully yet quickly get up to the wires
and fire off a Dragonshout at the lantern to get all three enemies with the
fire to unlock an ACHIEVEMENT! If you have trouble here, a really easy chance
is up in Jimmy's attic very soon!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Dragon Wrath                                          #
###############################################################################

You will then be awarded the [ELVISH SHORTBOW]. Now head up stairs to leave the
basement. Now head to the kitchen off to the left to find Cartman on the ground
getting beat by the Elves. Shoot the light on the ceiling to drop it on the
enemies below and then fight off the rest. Once defeated have Butters heal
Cartman for a cut scene. Check the cabinets for [CASH $1.30], [SPEED POTION],
[FORK], [ARROW PATCH], [HEALTH POTION SMALL], [SPOON], [TOY CAR],
[POWER POTION], and a [MANA POTION SMALL]. Now leave the kitchen for a cut
scene.

Either shoot the shield to allow a walkway over the spikes or Dragonshout the
candle to destroy the spikes. Shoot the lantern on the right and then use the
Cup-a-Spell on it to blow open the door. Tweek and Token will then come in to
help you through the gate. Smash the cabinet and then fight the Elves. After
the basttle you will get the [WOOD ELF ARMOR]. Search the anti-magician's body
for the [BARTENDER 'STACHE] and [SLICKED-BACK WIG]. Open the drawer for
[CASH $0.97], [HEALTH POTION LARGE], and [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE]. Now head
up the stairs.

Open the drawer for [CASH $1.30], [JIMMY'S GARAGE KEY], and
[WOODEN CROSSGUARD]. Now go in to the door on the left to find an Elf has
Princess Kenny tied up and is jumping on the bed to imitate rape noises. Open
the drawers for [SPARKLY HEART STICKER], [HEALTH POTION LARGE],
[THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE], and [CASH $2.60]. Now shoot the lamp to make a
zipline. Shoot the shelf on the top right, aim for the left leg. Now smash the
table leg on the right to climb up on to the dresser and shoot the artwork to
use it as a ladder to get up to the zipline after smashing the ceiling tile.
You will then break the bed and knock out the Elf. Talk to Princess Kenny for a
cut scene. Exit the room for another cut scene.

Use Princess Kenny to charm the Elf in the attic and then climb the ladder when
ready. Head to the bottom section and use any of the two fart spells on the
candle when the Elf comes close to knock him out instantly, seacrch his body
for the [WOOD ELF GLOVES]. Grab the [CHINPOKOMON] (14/30) in the corner and
use the Cup-a-Spell when the gray rat gets close to the brown rat to knock out
all three enemies at once, this is also a great place for the Dragon Wrath
achievement. Open the bag for [BOW AND ARROW PATCH], [CASH $2.27],
[MANA POTION SMALL], [HEALTH POTION LARGE], [TORN CLOAK FRAGMENT], and a
[TERRANCE ACTION FIGURE]. Now go to the right and shoot the metal shelving to
drop the chest through the floor, hop through the hole for a cut scene.

You must now fight the Bard. It is best to have Kenny use his ability to charm
the rats to help out in the fight. Watch out for the brown note which will fill
your mana and make you shit your pants. Check the drawers for [STRENGTH POTION]
[TOY CAR], [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE]], [CASH $1.62], [TORN CLOAK FRAGMENT],
[ELF EAR], and a [VIDEO GAME]. Check the chest for [WOOD ELF CAP], [CASH $6.50]
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], [MANA POTION], and a [HEALTH POTION LARGE]. Check Jimmy
for the [CRUTCH OF WEAKNESS]. Now talk to Cartman and tell him you are ready to
head back to Kupa Keep.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - New Kid On The Block                                  #
###############################################################################

###############################################################################
#Became an Official Member of the KKK                                         #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
The Bard Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.18 - It's Late!
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

It is now the end of the day and you must head straight home. Leave Kupa Keep
and leave Cartman's house. Head to the left and enter your house or else your
parents will come looking for you and ground you. Although it doesn't seem like
you really get grounded besides the fact that they lock the bedroom door. Get
to bed and a cut scene will start up.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
It's Late! Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You are now abducted by aliens and need to tap the requested button to break
free by clenching your sphincter! You must do this a second time and when it
breaks off your ass will suck the probe in, this allows you to use the probe
spots around the city.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.01.19 - Alien Abduction
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

After the cut scene teleport out of the force field area and go to the top left
corner to search the capsule for [ALIEN HELMET], [HEALTH POTION LARGE],
[PINEWOOD DERBY CAR], and a [POWER POTION]. Use the console on the right to
open the wall and reveal another capsule that is behind a glass wall. Teleport
in to this room for [SPEED POTION], [HEALTH POTION LARGE],
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], [USED JAGGON], and a [POWER POTION LARGE]. Head through
the south door to enter a new room for a cut scene.

Head through the door on the right to get a recording of a Hobo. Now check the
capsule on the right for [HEALTH POTION LARGE], [SPEED POTION], and
[ICE CREAM]. Leave the room and then shoot the wire on the ceiling to fry an
alien leaving it on fire and making the other alien run away. Use the
Cup-a-Spell on the fire to blast the third alien, now teleport over the barrier
to the other side. You will now have to fight the third alien that ran away
earlier and you will earn the [ALIEN RAY GUN]. Now use the probe to activate
the elevator as prompted by Randy and head in.

Open the capsule to the left for [ALIEN SUIT], [MANA POTION SMALL],
[HEALTH POTION LARGE], [POWER POTION], and a [DESTROYED LASER PISTOL]. Teleport
over to the platform on the right and use the console on the left to move the
upper platform to the right. Teleport up to it and open the chest for
[SPEED POTION], [STRENGTH POTION], and a [USED JAGGON]. Now aim your probe at
the switch on the wall above to turn it on as the Security Alien walks towards
the purple beams to knock him out. Now teleport back down to the platform below
and move the platform back to the left. Teleport back up to the platform and
then teleport up to the upper floor. Use a Cup-a-Spell to blow a fireball at
the other Security Alien to knock him out as well. Go to the far right and flip
the switch to open a hatch in the floor below to allow for teleporting. Now
listen to another recorder.

Teleport down to the small room below and open the capsule for
[SHATTERED ANAL PROBE], [MANA POTION], [CURE POTION], [ICE CREAM], and
[SPACE CASH]. Teleport back up and use the console in the middle of the hall to
open the door on the far left side. Head through it, being careful of the red
beams to not get hurt. Activate the button with the alien probe and open the
capsule that appears for [POWER POTION LARGE], [POWER POTION], [SPACE CASH],
[ICE CREAM], and the [BIGGEST DOUCHE AWARD]. Now access the control panel and
play a repeat pattern game to try and free Randy. Once completed another door
will open just to the left of the lift you took to get in the room. Teleport
back down to the floating and then teleport again to the lowest platform off to
the right. Listen to the next recorder from the Hobo and then use the alien
probe to activate the switch below dropping an Alien to its death. Teleport
back up to the middle platform and then use the console on the right to move
the bottom platform.

Now teleport down to the platform you just moved and then teleport past the
tube and on to the lowest platform below. Use the console to activate the fan
when the Security Alien goes to the left side of the tunnel to chop him up.
Teleport in to the tube and head to the right. Climb the ladder to listen to
the recorder for more Hobo talk, he will tell you he found a code 776 which
was for a cabinet containing a power up. Open the chest to the left of the
recorder for [MANA POTION SMALL], [DESTROYED LASER PISTOL], and a
[RECTAL PHOTOGRAPHY KIT]. Descend the ladder and use the alien probe to
activate the switch on the far right wall to open the door and get to the chest
which holds [ALIEN ENERGY CRYSTAL], [SPEED POTION], [STRENGTH POTION],
[USED JAGGON], and a [WATER BALLOON]. Now go to the console and attempt to free
Randy once more with a repeating pattern game. The first time it gets
impossible to pass, eventually it will give you a super simple pattern and then
the bridge will activate next to the elevator. Teleport your way back up to it.

Go to your inventory and modify your weapon to use the Alien Energy Crystal you
just got. Slowly walk towards the room full of monitors and Aliens, shoot the
broken monitor to take out the first Security Alien, then shoot the bare wires
to electicute the second Alien. Take the [ALIEN GLOVES] off the Security Aliens
body and then fight the Alien Chief of Security. With the electrified weapon it
should be pretty easy work taking it out with just powerful melee attacks and
decent blocking. Use the computer terminal and it will finally disable the
alarm and take the forcefields down. Head back to and take the elevator.

Climb down the newly opened hatch in between the two doors near where Randy is
being held captive. Listen to the recorder from the Hobo again to learn that he
started to eat some of the goo and transformed. Now head further to the right
and melee attack the trash to locate the Alien Conspiracy Hobo turned Nazi
Zombie! He has a very high armor rating and will need to perform a Bull Rush on
him. You will need to do that any time he raises his defenses back up. Once the
armor is lowered you will want to spam melee attacks on him to take him down.
Once defeated you will get the [TINFOIL HAT], which you will want to equip as
it helps defend against the Alien attacks. Climb back out of the room and go
left.

Open the capsule for [ALIEN PROBE], [CULT PAMPHLET], [RECTAL PHOTOGRAPHY KIT],
[SPACE CASH], and a [DESTROYED LASER PISTOL]. Now go back to the door on the
left where Randy is. Use the console by Randy for yet another pattern repeating
mini game to play. Once you get the pattern correct three times you will free
Randy and he will send you a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Randy is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

Grab the [WHITE POWER CRYSTAL] and then exit the room the way you came to the
south. Head to the left elevator and use the White Power Crystal on the door to
power the elevator. Now use the alien probe to activate the button and use the
elevator to go to the next area.

Head to the bottom right corner of the room to open another capsule holding
[ICE CREAM], [BABY FARK MCGEE-ZAX'S BROKEN PISTOL], [HEALTH POTION SMALL],
[MANA POTION SMALL], [POWER POTION], and a [HEALTH POTION LARGE]. Now go to the
monitors on the right wall and shoot the [CHINPOKOMON] (15/30) off the monitor
to unlock an ACHIEVEMENT!

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#Achievement Unlocked - Chinpoko loco                                         #
###############################################################################

Now head in to the room to the north to fight the Alien Pilot and Alien
Co-Pilot. First work on destroying the Alien Defense Matrix so they no longer
get the buffs from the machine. Now whittle down the two aliens health and
defeat them fairly easy as long as you keep an eye on your health and have
enough Cure Potions to stop the negative effects they put on you. Now watch the
cut scene and get an ACHIEVEMENT!

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#Achievement Unlocked - First Day in South Park                               #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Alien Abduction Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
End of Day One
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
1.02 - Day Two
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Equip your armor if you haven't already from the alien abduction last night
and then head out the front door. Cartman will rush in to the house with a cut
scene, note that if you turned on the tv before going to the door Cartman will
skip the news part. Cartman will now ask that you gain alliances with other
factions to take down the Elves once and for all. You will then be handed the
[LETTER TO GOTH KIDS].

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.01 - Gain New Allies
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head outside and either Butters or Kenny will show up at the door, even though
you will have access to both of them to swap. Now head left and pass the South
Park sign to go in to the next area to the left. Open Jimmy's garage (14/15)
and pop the basketball to get to the chest containing [JESTER'S CAP],
[CASH $2.60], [SMALL SHIELD STICKER], and a [MANA POTION]. Head left to the
next section of houses.

In the third garage right after the Fast Travel you will want to climb the
ladder and teleport to the left room. Now you can open the backpack containing
[AMAZON PATCH], [POWER POTION LARGE], [CASH $3.90], and a [REVIVE POTION]. Now
head down to the yard and knock over the grill to create a flame and use any of
the two fart spells to make a path to the chest. Inside the chest you will find
[DUELIST'S PATCH], [DUBSTEP WIG], [CHIN BEARD], [MANA POTION] x 2, and a
[MANA POTION SMALL]. Now head left to the next area.

Go to the right side of the Community Center and teleport yourself in to the
basketball court using the teleporter on the upper right side of the building.
Grab the [CHINPOKOMON] (16/30) and then teleport back out of the court to head
left to the next area. Go in the back of the school on the right side. Talk to
the Goth Kids and they will ask you to not conform and dress up like them
before they will consider joining the KKK... >_>

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.02 - Nonconformist
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now leave the side of the school and head to the left and take the path up to
the lake. Head a little to the left to see a spot where you can teleport in the
lake, this will show you an underwater UFO to get inside. Grab the
[CHINPOKOMON] (17/30) and open the capsule for [SPACE CASH] x 2 and a
[CIRCUIT PATCH]. Teleport back out and head to the right to reach the Church.
Talk to Jesus inside if you need to renew the summoning item with him for this
new day. Head to the next section to the right.

Climb the fire escape ladder if you hopefully already lowered it and then
teleport and talk to Santa for a friend request.

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#Santa is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

Open the bag at the end for [POWER POTION LARGE], [DEMON STICKER], and
[SAMURAI WARRIOR PATCH]. Get off the roof and head head to the right until you
reach the sewer and head on down. Teleport across the gap and open the bag for
the [VALKYRIE PATCH]. Continue deeper down in to the sewer and open the grate
to the left for [CASH $1.30], [SHIT NUGGET], and a [TV AWARD]. Shoot the valve
on top of the drain to make it turn off in waves to quickly cross to the other
side. Turn the yellow valve to keep it off.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.03 - Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo Continued
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now place the device on the generator to make the large rat come out and attack
to knock off another monster on the list. Now head around the corner to the
left and go over to the switch on the left to open the gate. Grab the
[CHINPOKOMON] (18/30) and then knock on the door of the little house for a cut
scene with Mr. Hankey, he will then give you a optional quest.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.04 - Dropping the Kids Off
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head to the left and go under the pouring pipe when it is safe to fight a rat.
When you head left you will find one of Mr. Hankey's children trapped on a
shelf, you can't shoot them down like a Chinpokomon so climb the ladder next to
them. Go right and turn the lever to shut off some of the filthy water further
down. Now head up and to the left to turn the valve shutting off the water over
the ladder. Climb down and rescue Amber, she will give you a friend request as
well. This should also make another ACHIEVEMENT unlock.

###############################################################################
#Amber is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - More Popular Than Jesus                               #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.05 - The Homeless Problem Continued
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now climb the ladder and then go up and around to the right. Open the grate to
the left for [CASH $0.65], [SPEED POTION], and a [SHIT NUGGET]. Continue to the
right and fight off the Hobo's to relocate another camp (4/7). Shoot the valve
on the right to get under the pipe and then skip the first ladder to continue
around the pipe ahead. Smash the skid and then pull the lever to open the path
up the ladder. Now head left and open the grate for [CASH $2.60] and a
[RUSTY PIPE]. Now place the item down to fight the Penis Mouse. Once defeated
head back down the ladder and then take the ladder down on the right.

Now fight off the Hobos to relocate the camp (5/7) and you will free Cornwallis
from entertaining them, he will send you a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Cornwallis is now your friend                                                #
###############################################################################

Check the Hobos for the [BROKEN BOTTLE] projectile weapon and then smash
through the wall on the left to get to the bag holding [REVIVE POTION] and a
[RUSTY PIPE]. Climb the ladder and go back to the left and descend the first
ladder you skipped to open a grate containing [FREE SPIRIT WIG] and a
[TV AWARD]. Head to the right and shut the next valve off which then lowers
the sewage level allowing easy access back to the exit.

Open the chest for [ROD OF WASTE], [TV AWARD], and [MR. TWIG]. Now head down
and to the right in to another area. A Hobo will bust out of some garbage,
fight to relocate another camp (6/7). Now head to the right and shoot the
ladder so you can climb it. Head to the left skipping the opening for now and
shoot the red valve to get under the pipe. Smash the skid and go through the
hole in the wall to kill off the small rats and then the mother will be angry
running in to attack. Once you defeat all the rats Simon will send you a
friend request.

###############################################################################
#Simon is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

Check the lunch box to the left for [CASH $1.30], [HEALTH POTION SMALL],
[SMALL BUTANE TORCH], and a [SHIT NUGGET]. Now head back the way you came and
enter the tunnel we skipped a second ago. You now have to hit the switch when
the drain is about to stop so you can run under it and smash the skid to climb
down the ladder and get in to the newly opened tunnel before it closes again.

Pull the lever to extend a bridge out and then shoot the red valve on the
right to go under the pipe. Open the backpack for [CASH $2.60], [MUD],
[CARDBOARD ROLL], and a [TV AWARD]. Check the grate for [CASH $1.30],
[TV AWARD], and a [SHIT NUGGET] on the right and then head down the ladder.
Melee attack the wall on the right and open the bag for [CASH $1.62],
[HEALTH POTION LARGE], [CARDBOARD ROLL], and a [MANA POTION]. Now go to the
left and fight another Hobo to clear out the final camp (7/7). Now go to the
left and use the lever to connect the path closer to the exit. Now head up and
turn the yellow valve to turn off the sewage and then open the grate on the far
right for [CASH $2.60], [SHIT NUGGET], and [PUBES]. Go through the tunnel and
head left.

Turn the yellow valve to turn off more sewage and head through another tunnel.
Climb down the ladder and open the bag on the left for [CASH $0.97],
[RUSTY PIPE], [DAMIEN WIG], and a [PENTAGRAM TATTOO]. Now go to the right and
fight the bats that attack. You'll see a crab person playing a drum in the
background but can't get to him until later. Go check on the backpack for
[HEALTH POTION LARGE], [REVIVE POTION], and a [GUINEA PIG COSTUME]. Head to the
right and fight another bat. Open the bag for [BATFRAME GLASSES],
[GRANDPA VAMPIRE WIG], [GOTH SKULL MAKEUP], [EXOSKELETON PATCH], [CASH $6.50].

Smash the rock and head around the path to place another item to summon the
Fruit Bat. Head up the ladder to open a manhole by the movie theater and then
head back down in to the sewer. Head back to Mr. Hankey's house to tell them
the kids are alright. You will then get two friend requests and [PIECE OF POO]
to summon him during non-boss fights.

###############################################################################
#Mr. Hankey is now your friend                                                #
#                                                                             #
#Mrs. Hankey is now your friend                                               #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Dropping the Kids Off Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now leave the sewer the way you came in and head to the left to enter City Hall
and talk to Mayor McDaniels to complete the quest and get a friend request too!

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
The Homeless Problem Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

###############################################################################
#Mayor McDaniels is now your friend                                           #
###############################################################################

Now exit City Hall and most likely get in to another battle with the Elves.
Head back to the right and Get to the Bank to use the Alien Probe to get on the
roof. Here you may have to fight more Elves, then teleport up to the left roof
for a chest containing [BEATNIK MUSTACHE], [SQUIRE GLOVES], and [CASH $3.90].
Get back to the ground and go to the next area on the right.

Now smash out the window in the pink building and teleport up to the room
inside where you can get a friend request from Douglas. Then teleport over to
the roof on the right to open the bag containing [MANA POTION],
[SNOWFLAKE PATCH], [POWER POTION], [CASH $1.17].

###############################################################################
#Douglas is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

Head right through the park and then enter Mr. Slaves house to renew your
summoning if you have used him in Day One. It is important that you DO NOT use
him until told to do so in Day Three! Now wrap up and around to the U-STOR-IT
and talk to the Street Merchant here. He will now have three new items for sale
that you need for the current main quest.

+=============================================================================+
|                               STREET MERCHANT                               |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+=============================================================================+
|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Du Rag $2.00                                                                |
| +5% damage vs bleeding enemy - lvl 1                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Sweaty Headband $2.00                                                       |
| Melee weapon attacks inflict 5 more damage - lvl 1                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Training Gloves $2.00                                                       |
| -5% damage when blocking lvl 1                                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Goth Clothes $8.00 (REQUIRED FOR 'Nonconformist' QUEST)                     |
| Lose faith in humanity every turn - Lvl 5                                   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Goth Cap $5.00 (REQUIRED FOR 'Nonconformist' QUEST)                         |
| Gain individuality for insulting others - lvl 5                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Goth Gloves $3.00 (REQUIRED FOR 'Nonconformist' QUEST)                      |
| -20 Charisma - lvl 5                                                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Dead Bird $2.00                                                             |
| Adds 5 Gross damage on Perfect Attack - lvl 2                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Toothpick $2.00                                                             |
| Adds 1 Bleeding on Perfect Attack - lvl 2                                   |
+=============================================================================+
|                                    FLAIR                                    |
+=============================================================================+
| Black Eyeliner $0.75                                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Emo Wig $2.00                                                               |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Shard of a Beer Bottle $5.00                                                |
| Gain 1 PP when you deal a melee attack - lvl 3                              |
+=============================================================================+

Purchase the Goth Clothes, Goth Cap, and Goth Gloves and then head to the
right. Enter Tweek Bros. Coffee and they will have a few new items in stock,
one of which you need.

+=============================================================================+
|                                 TWEEK BROS.                                 |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Speed Potion Ultra $15.00 - Raises attack and let's you attack a second time|
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion Large $12.00 - Restores 20 PP                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Tweek Bros. Dark Roast $1.00 (REQUIRED FOR 'Nonconformist' QUEST)           |
+=============================================================================+

Buy the Tweek Bros. Dark Roast and then when you leave the shop you will be
surrounded by Elves. Watch the cut scene and just choose to go with the Elves
to meet the King, Kyle. You are now also working for the Elves at this point.

###############################################################################
#Jimmy Buddy Unlocked                                                         #
#                                                                             #
#Stan Buddy Unlocked                                                          #
###############################################################################

Now talk to Jimmy and he will give you an optional quest, talk to Stan for
another as well.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.06 - Magical Songs
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.07 - The She-Ogre
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Enter the purple tent on the right for a chest containing [WARRIOR'S AXE],
[POWER POTION], and [CASH $1.30]. Talk to Jason at the shop to get a friend
request.

###############################################################################
#Jason is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

+=============================================================================+
|                                 ELVEN WARES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Water Balloon $1.50 - Removes Enemy Bonuses                                 |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Elf Blade $12.00 - 77-103 (x3)                                              |
| lvl 6                                                                       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Raider's Blade $13.00 - 111-151 (x3)                                        |
| Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack                                           |
| Target Bleeds on Perfect Attack - lvl 8                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Sword of Endings $23.00 - 505-697 (x3)                                      |
| Gain Attack Up when enemy killed                                            |
| Gain 100 HP when enemy killed - lvl 12                                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Longbow $12.00 - 99-207                                                     |
| Fires 2 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit                            |
| Hits for extra damage, strong against armor - lvl 6                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Recurve Bow $18.00 - 132-607                                                |
| Fires 4 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit                            |
| Hits for extra damage, strong against armor - lvl 9                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Elvish Longbow $16.00 - 176 (x4)                                            |
| Hits for extra damage, strong against armor                                 |
| Fires 4 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit - lvl 10                   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Battle Bow $23.00 - 264 (x3) Fire +100                                      |
| Melee-attacking enemies takes up to 50 damage                               |
| Hits for extra damage, strong against armor                                 |
| Fires 3 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit - lvl 11                   |
+=============================================================================+
|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Minstrel's Gloves $5.00                                                     |
| Adds 4 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                        |
| Gain Attack Up when your Buddy dies - lvl 6                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Minstrel's Cap $10.00                                                       |
| Gain 50 HP when your buddy attacks - lvl 6                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Minstrel Uniform $20.00                                                     |
| Adds 10 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Gain Defense Up when your Buddy dies  - lvl 6                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Woodsman Gloves $7.00                                                       |
| Gain 100 HP when you kill an enemy - lvl 9                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Woodsman Cap $11.00                                                         |
| Adds 15 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Regen 5 PP each turn when outdoors - lvl 9                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Woodsman Armor $22.00                                                       |
| Adds 25 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Melee-attacking enemies take up to 100 damage - lvl 9                       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Monk Gloves $7.00                                                           |
| +20% damage with thrown weapons                                             |
| Increases max HP by 50 - lvl 10                                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Monk Cap $11.00                                                             |
| Increases max HP by 80                                                      |
| Gain 2 PP when you hit with a thrown weapon - lvl 10                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Monk Robes $22.00                                                           |
| Increases max HP by 150                                                     |
| Heal 50 HP per turn with a thrown weapon equipped                           |
+=============================================================================+
|                                    FLAIR                                    |
+=============================================================================+
| Elf Wig $2.00                                                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Female Elf Wig $2.00                                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Tree Branch Facepaint $2.00                                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Spray of Clovers Facepaint $2.00                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Leaves Facepaint $2.00                                                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Celtic Face Paint $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Celtic Triskelion Tattoo $2.00                                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Tribal Tattoo $2.00                                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Celtic Triquetra Tattoo $2.00                                               |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Small Nail $5.00                                                            |
| Attacks ignore up to 30 armor - lvl 6                                       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Roll of Quarters $5.00                                                      |
| Adds 50 damage to weapon attacks - lvl 8                                    |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Thorny Branch $5.00                                                         |
| Melee-attacking enemies take up to 25 damage - lvl 8                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Candy Bar Wrapper $5.00                                                     |
| Heal 25 HP each turn in combat - lvl 6                                      |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Quiver Patch $5.00                                                          |
| Deal 10% more Bow damage - lvl 7                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mace Patch $5.00                                                            |
| Deal 10% more 1-Handed Weapon damage - lvl 7                                |
+=============================================================================+

Buying all the equipment here if you can will net you an ACHIEVEMENT or two.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Shopaholic                                            #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Make it Rain!                                         #
###############################################################################

Head to the left and speak to DogPoo to get a new optional quest to destroy the
banners across town.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.08 - Restoring the Balance
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Don't worry about the kid in the middle yet as he does not trust you. Activate
the final [FAST TRAVEL] (12/12) and Timmy will send a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Timmy is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

Check the bag under the tree for [SHATTERED ARROW], [CURE POTION], and an
[ELVISH LOYALTY PATCH]. Climb the tree and open the tent on the left to find a
bag containing [TORN CLOAK FRAGMENT] and [SKY BLUE DYE]. Now leave the backyard
and enter Kyle's house.

Open the cupboards for [HEALTH POTION LARGE], [SPOON], [FORK], [PUBES],
[CURE POTION], [POWER POTION], and [ICE CUBE]. Head in to the next room and
check the drawer just outside the kitchen for [CASH $0.75], [DREIDEL],
[POPCORN NECKLACES], and [MACARONI PICTURES]. Now head upstairs and enter Kyles
room.

Check the drawers for [UNDERPANTS] (5/5), [CASH $2.00], [HEALTH POTION SMALL],
[TORN CLOAK FRAGMENT], [CYBORG BILL ACTION FIGURE], and a [JEW SCOUT GUIDE].
Check the drawer in the hall for [SIDELOCKS] and [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE].
Check Kyles parents room for [CANADIAN ADOPTION PAPERS], [CASH $0.15],
[BROFLOVSKI GARAGE KEY], [CASH $1.05], ["WHAT ARE THESE CHANGES?" VHS],
[CURE POTION], and a [BARBARIAN WIG]. In the bathroom you will get to make
another [SHIT NUGGET], [ACNE], [IKE'S CHEWING TOBACCO], [PUBES],
[SOAP ON A ROPE], [CASH $0.10], and [MR. HANKEY CONSTRUCTION SET].

Exit the house and talk to Mr. Broflovski for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Mr. Broflovski is now your friend                                            #
###############################################################################

Now head over and open the garage (15/15) and an ACHIEVEMENT will unlock!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Parkeologist                                          #
###############################################################################

Pick up the [CHINPOKOMON] (19/30) and then smash through the box in the middle
to reach the chest on the right side for [KYLE'S MUTTENCHOPS] and
[SMALL MAGNET]. Head to Stan's house on the left and then head upstairs to go
in to the second bedroom to fight Stan's sister...make sure Stan is in your
current party to get the fight to start. The She-Ogre has a lot of HP but is
fairly easy to defeat, just keep your own HP up or use a summon if you would
like. Once defeated Stan will send a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Stan is now your friend                                                      #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
The She-Ogre Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head back up in to Shelly's room and talk to her for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Shelly Marsh is now your friend                                              #
###############################################################################

Check her room for [TOY HORSE], [MESSY WIG]. [BOY BAND PHOTO], [CASH $0.35],
[CHARM BRACELET], [STUPID SPOILED WHORE DOLL], [REACH FOR THE SKYLER CD], and
[SUNSHINE SPARKLES STICKERS]. Now leave the house and head up to the playground
to the right of Kyle's house.

Destroy the banner just behind the basketball hoop and then leave the park by
heading to the right. Destroy the banner in front of Mr. Slave's house and move
on to the U-STOR-IT to the north. You will want to have Jimmy in your current
party and then head up to the farm in the upper right north; he can be put in
your party at the farm and the cut scene will still start. You will be given
the [BARN KEY] to head in and deal with the evil cows.

You will now have to fight some Nazi Zombie Cows. Try to power hit them as much
as possible as they will usually suicide explode on you; this most likely will
kill Jimmy as he seems weak to the blasts ruining your chance at an achievement
down the road. You can't get the red box on the left side yet, so just climb
the ladder. 

Shoot the lamp down and then use a fart spell to burn away the hay. Open the
bag for the [FLUTE] and [S'MORES SCHNAPPS]. Now head back to Rancher Bill and
you will get a friend request from Jimmy.

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#Jimmy is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Magical Songs Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.08 - ManBearPig Continued
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head in to U-STOR-IT and enter the storage unit where Al Gore is to finish
up the quest. He will then contact you later when he pinpoints the exact
location.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
ManBearPig Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

After not to long, Al Gore will start mass texting you and you will
automatically get a new quest.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.09 - Unfriend Al Gore
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head back over to Al Gore and talk to him for a cut scene. He will want to
fight you as apparently you must be ManBearPig. Make sure to use Bull Rush
right away to half his high armor rating. Soon he will call in the secret
service, they are also heavy in armor. It is usually best to have Jimmy
constantly put the secret service agents to sleep then fight Al Gore without
any interruptions. Once you finally defeat Al Gore you will complete the quest
and gain [AL GORE'S SECRET ROOM KEY]. Check his body for [MANBEARPIG EAR]. Now
head to the locked door on the left to use the key.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Unfriend Al Gore Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Flip the power switch to locate a presidential filming room and a chest on the
far left wall. Inside the chest is [SUPER CEREAL MANBEARPIG CLUB],
[MANBEARPIG HOOF], [CASH $3.00], and a [MANLY PIGTAIL WIG]. Now leave the
storage unit and you should soon receive another optional quest soon.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.10 - Defeat ManBearPig
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head in to Professor Chaos' storage unit and get on the roof again. Now use
the alien probe to teleport to the building in the background to open a chest
containing [SQUIRE HELMET] and a [POWER POTION LARGE] in it. Now leave the
U-STOR-IT and head to the left entering the next area.

Pass by the movie theater and then head up the sidewalk. Head up to Token's in
the gated community and then climb in to the garages attack. Use the alien
probe to teleport out on to the roof. Smash the chimney and open the chest it
reveals to have [SQUIRE ARMOR], [Longflip Wig], and a [WOODEN GRIP]. Now leave
the gated community and head to the left. When you reach the mall you can watch
a cut scene, continue to the left.

Pass by all the restaraunts, talk to Mr. Kim to get another summoning item if
you haven't already. Now head to the next area and head over to Jimbo's Guns.
Now head down the alley and hit the older kids to start a fight. Once you
defeat them you will get [CIGARETTES]. Check the bodies for [ZIPPO LIGHTER].
Now head to the section on the right so you can take a path heading south.

You must now head to the left passing the police station. Keep going left and
destroy the banner. You will have to now head over to ManBearPig, you need to
use Bull Rush to lower the shields. Keep at him and you will soon defeat him.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Defeat ManBearPig Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Check the body for [MANBEARPIG CLAW], [PURPLE HEART BADGE], [CASH $1.10],
[STRENGTH POTION], [USB DRIVE], and [S'MORE SCHNAPPS]. Now head to the left to
reach the lake and destroy the banner here. Head south from here and go to the
back side of the School through the gate on the right of the building. Now
equip the Goth clothes and talk to the goth kids. Now you must tape a sign on
to a table in the middle of a PTA meeting.

Leave the school and head to the area to the right. Enter the Community Center
for a cut scene. Now head straight up to the table and try to tape it as Randy
comes up and takes the sign away as he tells you to meet him in the bathroom.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.11 - PTA Problems
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now talk to Mr. Mackey and he asks you to store something in his storage unit.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.12 - Wasted Cache
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You will get [MACKEY'S STORAGE KEY] and a [MONOCHROME MONITOR]. Fart on
Principal Victoria and you will almost be done with another achievement. Now
talk to Mr. Mackey and check out the PTA Store.

+=============================================================================+
|                                  PTA STORE                                  |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Rod of Major Boobage $16.90 - 280-385 (x2)                                  |
| On Perfect Attack, slows your target                                        |
| On Perfect Attack, lowes target's defenses - lvl 9                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Batdadarang $14.00 - 180 (x5)                                               |
| Bounces on 5 targets, as long as 3 remain                                   |
| Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack - lvl 7                            |
+=============================================================================+
|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Cheese Gloves $5.00                                                         |
| +10% Magic damage                                                           |
| Increases Max HP by 20 - lvl 7                                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cheese Helmet $10.00                                                        |
| Increases Max HP by 30                                                      |
| Increases your Max PP by 2 - lvl 7                                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cheese Costume $20.00                                                       |
| Increases your Max HP by 50                                                 |
| Higher mana pressure before shitting yourself  - lvl 7                      |
+=============================================================================+
|                                    FLAIR                                    |
+=============================================================================+
| Timmy Wig $2.00                                                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Thick Rim Glasses $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Batstache $2.00                                                             |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Page of Unfinished Homework $5.00                                           |
| Reduces targets defenses on Perfect Attack - lvl 8                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Large Shield Sticker $5.00                                                  |
| Attacks remove an additional 3 shields - lvl 7                              |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Weightlifting Patch $10.00                                                  |
| Abilities do 10% more damage - lvl 6                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fingerless Glove Patch $5.00                                                |
| Deal 10% more Thrown Weapon damage - lvl 7                                  |
+=============================================================================+

Now head in to the back right and enter the Men's Restroom. Randy will then
have you fart at him and he will block it. Now he will teach you the Sneaky
Squeaker, which can be brought behind enemies for dristraction. After learning
it Mr. Mackey will enter the bathroom, use it on him. Once completed head back
in to the bathroom and open the last stall on the left for a [CHINPOKOMON]
(20/30). Now leave the Community Center and head to the right to enter the next
section. Smash the final banner to the right of the fast travel and then head
back to Kyle's to speak with DogPoo, he will then send a friend request.

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#DogPoo is now your friend                                                    #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Restoring the Balance Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now fast travel to the U-Stor-It and head over to Mackey's Storage Unit to the
left of Professor Chaos's lair. Shoot the [CHINPOKOMON] (21/30) down from the
red container on the top left shelf. Now smash through the junk and climb the
ramp. Use the alien probe to teleport on to the higher walkway. Now you can
access the bag up here for [WINGS FACEPAINT], [HEALTH POTION LARGE], and
[MACKEY'S PO BOX]. Before you head out, place the monitor on the shelf just
before the exit with all the other monitors. Now fast travel to the Post Office
and enter it. Access Mr. Mackey's PO Box for [CASH $2.00], [CALCULATOR],
[BACKDOOR SLUTS 9], [PUBES], and [SMALL BATTERY]. Now fast travel to the Tower
of Peace and head to the right.

Head up halfway towards the guards and use the Sneaky Squeaker to distract them
to the south, away from the gate. Quickly slip around them and head inside to
the next section. Now you must go to the generator on the left and turn it on
to electrify the water. Use the Sneaky Squeaker once more to lure the soldier
over to the water and electrocute him. Head in to the open truck on the right
and open the bag for [GLOWING CRYSTAL FRAGMENT], [DESTROYED LASER PISTOL],
[REVIVE POTION], and a [MOON ROCK]. You can also send a fart in to the back of
the truck and shoot the door down, but you risk losing the bag of goods if you
do it to early. Now teleport on to the roof as the front door is locked. Open
the chest on the left for [STONER HAMMER] and [RUSTY PIPE]. Now head in to the
vent for a cut scene.

After the cut scene you will have to fight the Nazi Zombie as it has broken
free from the containment unit. Check the zombie body for a [PENTAGRAM PATCH]
and the swat team for [SWAT VEST], [SWAT TACTICAL GLOVES], and
[SWAT ARMORED HEADGEAR]. Now head in to the north room and grab the
[RECORDING DEVICE] off the table, then shoot the [CHINPOKOMON] (22/30) off the
top left cabinet. Check the room for [STRENGTH POTION], [ARMBAND],
[FLAT TOP WIG], [CASH $1.10], [USB DRIVE], and [TESLA COIL]. Head out of the
room and go through the door on the right to leave.

Zombies will now be all over South Park. Head to the left and fast travel to
the school so you can head to the right and enter the Community Center. Now
head up to the PTA Table and talk to Randy for a cut scene.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
PTA Problems Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Talk to everyone at the PTA Table to get friend requests!

###############################################################################
#Mr. Garrison is now your friend                                              #
#                                                                             #
#Mr. Adler is now your friend                                                 #
#                                                                             #
#Principal Victoria is now your friend                                        #
#                                                                             #
#Mrs. Broflovski is now your friend                                           #
###############################################################################

Now talk to Mr. Mackey to complete the optional quest and get a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Mr. Mackey is now your friend                                                #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Wasted Cache Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head left to get back to the school and talk to the Goth Kids in the back.
Make sure you are wearing the goth clothes, and then they will have you dance
like a goth. The mini game will be like a guitar hero style game. Just press
the buttons as they go over the sweet spot. Once the game is completed and you
hit most of the buttons correctly the goth kids will join you, this also
unlocks an ACHIEVEMENT!

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#Henrietta is now your friend                                                 #
#                                                                             #
#Michael is now your friend                                                   #
#                                                                             #
#Pete is now your friend                                                      #
#                                                                             #
#Firkle is now your friend                                                    #
###############################################################################

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#Achievement Unlocked - Nonconformist                                         #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Nonconformist Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Recruit the Goth Kids Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head to the right past the Community Center and head up so you make it to
the Police Station. Speak to Sergeant Yates on the right to get an optional
quest from him.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.13 - Nazi Zombie Bounty
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You must now run around fighting the Nazi Zombies and collect 5 Nazi Rings.
When you come back to finish the quest Sergeant Yates will send you a friend
request.

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#Sergeant Yates is now your friend                                            #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Nazi Zombie Bounty Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now you must decide whose side you will fight for, Cartman or Kyle. It is best
to side with the Elves, but it is best to side with the Elves as you will gain
more friend requests. Head up in to the top of the treehouse or tower to summon
the allies.

###############################################################################
#New Rank: Commander Douchebag                                                #
###############################################################################

Watch the cut scene as the group you chose descends on the school. Depending on
whose side you have chosen Kyle or Cartman will send a friend request after the
cut scene.

###############################################################################
#Kyle is now your friend                                                      #
#OR                                                                           #
#Cartman is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Gain New Allies Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.14 - Attack the School
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head around the side of the school and have Jimmy use the handicapped entrance
so you can access the back door, or Butters must heal Pete to have the door
unlocked. Turn the flame on the stove and then send a fart to it with a
Cup-a-Spell and blow up the stove for a [CHINPOKOMON] (23/30) and then search
the cupboards. You will find [SPEED POTION], [SPOON], [CAFETERIA FRAICHE],
[FISH STICKS] and then the bag will have [CASH $0.50], [SCHOOL BOOK], and a
[MARKER]. Leave through the door on the left.

Head behind the counter by the door for a hidden cabinet containing
[POWER POTION] and [FISH STICKS]. Head further to the right and open the fridge
to locate [HEALTH POTION SMALL] x 2, [CHEF'S SKEWER], and
[CHEF'S OLD PO BOX KEY]. Head south through the doorway and you can find a
vending machine on your immediate left.

+=============================================================================+
|                            SCHOOL VENDING MACHINE                           |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+=============================================================================+

Check the Elf body in the back right corner for a [BASKETBALL]. Head up through
the door in the upper right for a lunchbox containing [STRENGTH POTION] and a
[FORK]. Now head to the top left and either sneak through the vent to the other
side and attack them, shoot the hose to stop the pressure and attack them, or
shoot the hose and then shoot the light above to electrocute them all. Check
the body for the [BOXING BADGE]. Now use the Sneaky Squeaker or the Cup-a-Spell
on the flames when both of the enemies are directly behind it, you will knock
out at least one of them. Fight the remaining enemies and make sure to check
the bodies for the [NECROMANCER GLOVES]. Now head through the doors on the
left.

Shoot the sprinkler above the fan and then send a Cup-a-Spell to the flame to
weaken the wall and knock out an enemy. Now shoot the grate in the ceiling and
then teleport up in to the vent. Lure the rat over to the mouse trap for a
quick win and search its body for [CLAW MARKS] to add to your collection. Head
out of the vent and go to the right to open a bag that has
[SOUTH PARK COWS PATCH], ["WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL?"], [CALCULATOR],
[MANA POTION], [HEALTH POTION LARGE], [STRENGTH POTION]. Then go left and
teleport on top of the pipe to get the [SNOWBALL PATCH]. Shoot the wire to
lower the lighting and it will knock out the enemy below, climb down. Head up
the ramp to the right and open the locker containing [POWER POTION],
[CASH $0.25], [TOY CAR], [TOY TRUCK], [HEALTH POTION SMALL]. Now head in to the
basement.

Head down the stairs and watch the cut scene, you will then have to fight off a
group of Nazi Hallway Monitors. This is another chance to get the "Gingivitis"
achievement if you haven't already. Some say this is the easiest time to get
it. You will be rewarded the [HOLY HAMMER OF SMITING]. Open the bag under the
stairs for [CASH $1.50], [ROCK CANDY WRAPPER], [REVIVE POTION], and
[MANA POTION]. Now head through the door on the right.

Hitting the pipe on the right will expose a heavy stream of water, so climb the
ladder. Shoot the valve on the pipe and then use Stan's special to knock out
the enemy below. Open the toolbox for [CASH $1.50], [HEALTH POTION LARGE],
[MANA POTION], [SCREWDRIVER], and [NO. 2 PENCIL]. Now go through the vent and
pop open the other side to knock out another Nazi Hallway Monitor. Shoot the
electrical box and then use a Cup-a-Spell to blow up the third. Climb down the
ladder and smash the pallet to open a gate and then turn off the electricity
temporarily, quickly cross the water. Flip the switch to permanently kill the
power and then check the Nazi Hallway Monitors bodies for [NECROMANCER ROBES],
[ZOMBIE FLESH], and [ZOMBIE FLESH (patch)].

Head in to the Boiler Room and open the toolbox for [CASH $0.60],
[EMPTY GLUE BOTTLE], [SCREWDRIVER], and a [NO. 2 PENCIL]. Now go to the table
on the south end and use the Rubbing Alcohol from Jimbo to summon the Mutant
Bacteria. Now leave the room and head to the right to smash through the pallet
and access the bag containing [BATTERY LABEL], [CASH $2.00], [NO. 2 PENCIL],
and a [MARKER]. Now go up the stairs to leave the basement.

Check the lockers for [CLOVER FACEPAINT], [STUPID SPOILED WHORE DOLL],
[CHARM BRACELET], [GIRLS' LIST], [CASH $0.35], [PHILIP ACTION FIGURE],
["WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SCHOOL?"], and [TURD SANDWICH BALLOT]. Now go through the
door on the right.

Use the alien probe on the balcony to get up on to the upper floor and open the
bag for [HEALTH POTION SMALL], [CURE POTION], [MANA POTION SMALL],
[EMPTY GLUE BOTTLE], and a [MARKER]. Now slide down the rope on the right and
head over to the white table to get them to catch it on fire. Use the
Cup-a-Spell on the flame to make an explosion that usually only knocks out one
of the enemies on the ground. Attack the rest of the enemies, this is a good
spot to let your buddy get knocked out and then use the catapult on the right
to launch at the front door. Now use the Cup-a-Spell on the fire in front to
bring in the rest of your army. Head through the back door.

You will now immediately be fighting either Butters or Stan depending on which
side you went with. Once they are defeated you can take the specific weapon
from them [BUTTERS' HAMMER OF STORMS] or [SLASHING BLADE OF THE RANGER] as well
as the [SWORD PATCH]. Now head up the stairs in the back of the room after the
enemies.

Check the locker in the back of the room for [MOON FACEPAINT], [CASH $0.50],
[BOY BAND PHOTO], [CHARM BRACELET], [GIRLS' LIST], and a [MANA POTION]. Help
your friend out that is getting attacked by three enemies towards the front of
the hall. Check the bodies for the [NECROMANCER HOOD]. Head to the right and
open the locker door to shoot a [CHINPOKOMON] (24/30). Go to the left and fight
more enemies attacking your friends, they will send you a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Fosse is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Bill is now your friend                                                      #
###############################################################################

Check the locker above Bill for a [REVIVE POTION], [CALCULATOR],
[BASEBALL CARD], [TURD SANDWICH BALLOT], and a [FOLSETTO WIG]. You can enter
the Boys Restroom to make a [SHIT NUGGET] if you need any. Now head to the next
section to the left. Kyle or Cartman will command you to lead them to victory.
Search the locker at the top for [CASH $0.25], [SCHOOL BOOK],
[SAFETY SCISSORS], [TURD SANDWICH BALLOT], and a [PREPPY WIG]. Now head in to
the Fifth Grade room on the right side.

Locate Lemmiwinks the rat on the ground for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Lemmiwinks is now your friend                                                #
###############################################################################

Search the room for a [TRIBAL TATTOO], [SCHOOL BOOK], [TURD SANDWICH BALLOT],
[USB DRIVE], [TOTALLY METAL MOHAWK], [DRILL BIT], [CALCULATOR], and an
[EMPTY GLUE BOTTLE]. Now head across to the Fourth Grade room to confront Kyle
or Cartman with a cut scene. You will be given a choice to either fight Kyle or
Cartman. First check the file cabinet for [HEALTH POTION SMALL],
[NO. 2 PENCIL], [EMPTY GLUE BOTTLE], and a [HIGHLIGHTER]. Then open the big
chest for [NINJA STICKER], [HEALTH POTION LARGE], [CALCULATOR],
[THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE], [MANA POTION], and a [LASER SWORD], [STAR WAND],
[SWORD BREAKER], or [SICE DAGGER OF THE FAITHFUL] depending on your class. Now
save your game here as you will need to defeat them both one at a time to get
seperate ACHIEVEMENTS! In the end it really doesn't matter which one you choose
to fight as things will change shortly after.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - KKK Hero                                              #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Elven Hero                                            #
###############################################################################

Now watch the cut scene for a twist. Now it is past your bedtime and you need
to run straight home!

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Attack the School Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.15 - Go Back Home
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head to the right quickly and get back home and your parents will tell you
about the new Taco Bell and that they saw your Facebook and that you have made
a lot of new friends, being very proud of you. Now head upstairs and get to bed
for a cut scene. 

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Go Back Home Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You will now have to attack the small little Underpants Gnomes and will
obliterate them. During these next Gnome fights you will want to milk
interrupting at least 5 channel attacks (when they glow red) by using any of
the magic farts to get an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Re-Buttal                                             #
###############################################################################

After defeating them another cut scene will start and the Warlock will shrink
you. They will now be of equal strength against you, making it a normal battle.
Once they are defeated check the bodies for [GNOME GLOVES] and [MINER'S PATCH].

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.02.16 - Defeat the Underpants Gnomes
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head in to the mouse hole in your wall after the Warlock. Head to the left and
stay off the mouse trap by coming along the bottom edge of it. Climb the wire
and open the bag for [GNOME HELMET], [HEALTH POTION LARGE], [POWER POTION],
[TORN UNDERPANTS], and a [SUPER BOUNCY BALL!]. Now go to the left and hit the
weak pipe to drop water below by a large rat. Now shoot the exposed wire to
shock the big rat and it will run to the mouse trap, killing it instantly for
you. Now head to the left and watch another cut scene. Head to the left to get
out of the vent.

Now climb the wire and then smash through the wood on the left to climb up the
insulation. Carefully get past the fuses and open the bag for [GNOME CLOTHES],
[TORN UNDERPANTS], and the [GNOME PICKAXE HEAD]. Head to the right and shoot
the pipe above to have it fall down and it will create a ramp. Head up and a
rat will try to charge you, but will get stuck. Now climb the wire and shoot
the insulation to have it drop down on to the exposed wire, this will make it
catch on fire. Head to the right and smack the pipe to stab one of the three
rats below. Now climb down the wire and use a fart spell on the flames to kill
the first rat. Fight the final rat and then head to the right and open the bag
for [GNOME PICKAXE], [CASH $0.90], and a [RIPPED BOOT]. Now climb the wire and
exit through the outlet...DO NOT MOVE FOR 60 SECONDS FOR AN ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Perverted                                             #
###############################################################################

Go to the left and open the jewel box for a [SMALL LOCKET] and [CASH $1.25].
Now head to the right and watch the cut scene before entering a battle with
more Gnomes. Once defeated make sure to check the bodies for
[UNDERPANTS "HELMET"] and the [DON'T TREAD ON ME PATCH]. Now head to the right
to get to the end of the table and use the power cord to climb down.

You now will have to fight the Warlock in a sexy fight scene as your parents
are having sex right above you. Make sure to Bull Rush right away to get the
armor level down. Now give the Warlock one to two really good hits and then he
will yell "low bridge" as your fathers balls come flying right for you, press
the button that prompts on the screen to dodge out of the way. Once the Warlock
is defeated you will get another cut scene and then be returned to your bed.
You will now have the magical Gnome dust that will allow you to shrink whenever
you want!

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Defeat the Underpants Gnomes Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
End of Day Two
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
1.03 - Day Three
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.01 - Forging Alliances
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You are now summoned to go to Kyles for a summit. First head over and talk to
the Underpants Gnome by the mouse hole you used earlier to chase them to get an
optional quest.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.02 - Phase 1
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

You are asked to go and grab five pairs of underwear...lucky for us we have
been done. Talk to the Gnome again to finish the quest and get a friend request
before moving on.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Phase 1 Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

###############################################################################
#Underpants Gnome is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

Now leave the house and either Butters or Stan will be outside waiting for you.
Head to the left to the next section and head behind the tree just after the
bench so you can head down the path leading to the old Hobo Camp we got rid of.
Use the Gnome Dust you earned and go underneath the log to access the bag which
contains [HORSELORD BEARD], [SCREWDRIVER], [CASH $3.00], and a [METAL GRIP].

Now continue left to reach what is left of Jimmy's house and shrink yourself
down to go through the mouse hole to the left of it for a chest containing
[WITCH GLOVES], [FAIRY FACEPAINT], [LOLITA WIG], [DARK PINK DYE], and the
[STOLEY PARENTS BEDROOM KEY]. Now go left in to the next section and run to
Kevin Stoley's house, blue one with the fast travel in front of it. Head inside
and unlock the parents bedroom upstairs. Check the room for [FEDERATION BADGE],
[CASH $0.60], [BALD CAP], [THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE], [HEALTH POTION LARGE],
[CASH $0.50], and a [MICROCHIP]. Leave the house and continue left through the
next section past the Community Center.

Get to the school and head all the way to the left to find a log. If you shrink
yourself down you can go inside it to find a box containing [REVIVE POTION],
[AVALANCHE AWARENESS PATCH], and the [WITCH ROBES]. Now fast travel over to the
Post Office area and head in to the red building. Smash out the vent in the
right corner and shrink down to enter it. Get the [CHINPOKOMON] (25/30) and
head to the right for a bag containing [IMPERIAL BEARD], [BROKEN GNOME PICK],
and the [FENCING PATCH]. Climb up the vent and then talk to Leroy Mullens for a
friend request.

###############################################################################
#Leroy Mullins is now your friend                                             #
###############################################################################

Now head down in to the sewer and teleport across the gap. Head down the ladder
and then head around to the right to wrap around the corner. Go past Mr.
Hankey's place and then shrink down to go inside the mouse hole. Open the
toolbox for [CASH $5.00] and a [SHIT NUGGET]. Head back to the right and cross
the narrow path to the next area. Shrink down again to go inside a second mouse
hole for a bag containing [CASH $1.00], [BURNING SKULL PATCH], and a
[SHIT NUGGET]. Leave the sewer the way you came and enter the Post Office.

Check on Chef's Old PO Box on the right wall which contains [VIOLET DYE],
[CASH $3.50], [FRO WIG], and [IRON SKEWERS]. Now head to the right and enter
the Bank and then shrink down to go through the mouse hole behind the table on
the left. If you invested any money in the bank you can fight the teller to get
it all back at this point as it is just a scam. Open the bag in the back of the
room for [CASH $3.00], [GOLDEN TICKET], [USB DRIVE], and some [SPACE CASH].
Now head far to the right past the playground and go to the blue house to the
right of Mr. Slave's house. Shrink down and go inside the partially open garage
for a backpack containing [DRACULA WIG], [GHOUL MAKEUP], [GRAVE DIRT],
[WILD WACKY ACTION BIKE] and an [OKAMA GAMESPHERE].

Go up towards U-STOR-IT and then head over to the farm. Enter the barn and go
to the back left corner to go under the boards and open the toolbox for
[HORSESHOE FACEPAINT], [CASH $1.50], [CROSSBOW PATCH], and
[HONEY BOO BOO'S PIG HEART]. Now head to the left of U-STOR-IT and shrink
yourself to go under the bench in front of Tweek Bros. Coffee. Grab the
[CHINPOKOMON] (26/30) and open the bag for [WITCH HAT], [BROKEN GNOME PICK],
and a [GAUNTLET PATCH].

Fast travel over to the Tower of Peace and go to the right where the burning
building is. Shrink yourself and go inside the hole for a chest containing
[TOPKNOT WIG], [CASH $1.10], [KATANA PATCH], [SELF DEFENSE PATCH], and
[SPOILED CITY SUSHI] x 2. Fast travel near your home and then head to the right
and when you reach Stan's house shrink down to go behind the bushes on the left
to talk to Bradley and he will send a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Bradley is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

Now head over to Kyle's and get to the backyard for a cut scene. You will now
gain new buddies. Depending on who you sided with earlier the opposite person
will now send you a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Buddy Unlocked - Kyle                                                        #
#                                                                             #
#Buddy Unlocked - Cartman                                                     #
###############################################################################

###############################################################################
#Kyle is now your friend                                                      #
#OR                                                                           #
#Cartman is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.03 - Recruit the Girls
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Talk to Chris Donnely in the middle of the area for a friend request finally.

###############################################################################
#Chris Donnely is now your friend                                             #
###############################################################################

Now leave the backyard and switch to each buddy to fart on them with a regular
fart for an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Just Saying Hi                                        #
###############################################################################

Take Cartman back to his house and go in his room to interact with the doll to
get a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Polly Prissypant is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

Head to City Hall and talk to Annie, she was the one being bullied earlier
about the doll. Tell her you want to speak to the girls now and she will blind
fold you. Wach the cut scene and then you will be put on a quest for them to
help with a problem.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.04 - Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head to the playground and talk to Monica behind the basketball hoop for a
cut scene. You will then get in to a fight with Monica's boyfriend. Try to
start using Cartman in your battles to defeat the enemies. Once you take down
20 enemies you will get an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Ass of Fire                                           #
###############################################################################

Once the boyfriend is defeated, Monica will send a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Monica is now your friend                                                    #
###############################################################################

Return to City Hall and speak to Annie so you can head back to the girls secret
base. You will now go in to a mini game for a MAKEOVER. You will then have to
select a wig you want and then start selecting the outfit until the girls
accept it with a heart by the selection. Get the best scoring makeup and then
select the right shoes. In the end you should have 100,000 points before
continuing. You will get a [SPARKLY UNICORN STICKER] as well.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

During the cut scene Jessie Rodriguez will send you a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Jessie Rodriguez is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.05 - Unplanned Parenthood
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head in to Unplanned Parenthood and talk to the receptionist to gain access to
the back room. Open the drawer for [USED SYRINGE], [SCREWDRIVER],
[HEALTH POTION SMALL], [BIG MAMBA CONDOMS]. You can't get in to the Records
Room yet, you must be a doctor in order to gain access. Continue to the right
and open another drawer for [IV NEEDLE], [MANA POTION SMALL], [SPEED POTION],
[POISON GRENADES], and [LIL' MINIS CONDOMS]. Head in to Operating Room A to
meet Dr. Poonlover, he gives you a booster seat and goes to work on you. Tap
the button prompted on the screen to burn out the vacuum. Now grab the
[SURGICAL CAP], [SURGICAL SCRUBS], and [SURGICAL GLOVES] off the back table
so you can access the Records Room.

Search both file cabinets for [CRUMPLED PAPER], [BIOHAZARD TATTOO], [PUBES],
[NO. 2 PENCIL], [USED SYRINGE], and a [USB DRIVE]. Search the 2013 record box
for a cut scene. Now use the Gnome Dust and head through the mouse hole in the
back of the room.

Don't bother with shooting the wire above the water as the rats don't seem to
really head towards it too often. Instead just shoot the pipe above the rats to
get the soldiers to open fire on them from above. Smash through the jar of a
baby fetus and then quickly shoot the pipe above the Nazi Zombie Underpants
Gnomes to get two of them to be shot. Take out the third one and then open the
bag just before the electrical box for [MASTER RAZOR], [ARMBAND], and a
[BROKEN GNOME PICK]. Go inside the electrical box and melee attack the wire to
expose the electrical current. Now send a Dragonshout to it to blow out the
wires and head through to the other side and climb the electrical wire cover to
come out the outlet.

You will now be in another Operating Room with Randy sitting on a chair waiting
for his abortion. Open the drawer to get [CASH $0.75] and a [WIRE HANGAR]. Now
talk to Randy for a cut scene.

You must now perform the operation on Randy. First you must wait for the
syringe to be in the middle and press the button it prompted earlier. Randy
will then yell about his balls after the shot is given correctly. You must now
dilate him with a metal probe, rotate counter-clockwise like it is shown on the
instructions to make sure you are going the right way. Randy will tell you when
he gets as wide as he can get and to go ahead and do it. Now you must use the
vacuum on him. Start with going to the left until it pulls on him, then go to
the right. Keep working it between the different directions until the machine
finally sucks up something....a cut scene will start up. Randy can't move over
what just happened to him, so it is up to you to go on alone. Head through the
door for a cut scene.

Open the drawer for [CASH $0.35], [WAD OF LIPOSUCTION FAT], [USED SYRINGE], and
a [BLOB OF STEM CELLS]. Now attack the Nazi Zombie Fetus that appears and once
you defeated them you will want to fart on one of them with a regular fart for
an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Too Far                                               #
###############################################################################

Head to the left and shoot the grate down for a ladder next to the Nazi Rats
above the shelving. Go further left to shoot a board to prepare it as a ramp.
Now shrink yourself to walk through the corpse and use the ramp you just made
and open the drawer for [CURE POTION], [HEALTH POTION SMALL],
[LIL' MINIS CONDOMS], and a [SIDE SWEPT WIG]. Climb the grate and head in to
the hole in the wall. Smash the wood and use a fart spell on the flame. Now
climb the electrical wiring and open the bag at the top for [TORN UNDERPANTS],
[OLD DUTCH BEARD], and [GLOWING GOO]. Shoot the pipe to the right, above the
rats to kill them instantly. Now climb down and go left to enter the grate.

Kill the mini Nazi Rats by melee attacking them and you can see the Nazi Zombie
Fetus's attacking the FBI through a grate. Now head through the pipe and get to
the other side to see more soldiers being killed, bullets will start to fly
through the vent. Once you make it to the other side, head through the grate to
leave the vent.

Watch the quick cut scene of the turret that is set up and head right. Open the
bag for [REVIVE POTION], [STRENGTH POTION], [CHARM BRACELET], and some
[SUNSHINE SPARKLE STICKERS]. Use the alien probe to place yourself in the hole
and turn the valve. Now teleport back to the ground and shoot the grenade the
dead soldier is holding to open the wall. Head through the hole and get the
[CHINPOKOMON] (27/30). Teleport up in to the left pipe and open the bag for
[USED SYRINGE] and a [JESUS LOVES ME PATCH]. Now head up to the back of the
pipe and shoot the red wire to drop the light below. Teleport back to the
ground and get over to the turret that is now on fire. Use Cup-a-Spell on the
fire to make an explosion. Attack the fetus's, if you are fast enough you may
be able to run backwards and launch a fart at the new flames that appear to
blast some of them to death. Now open the drawer before the Waiting Room and it
most likely is refilled again with the same items from before [USED SYRINGE],
[SCREWDRIVER], [HEALTH POTION SMALL], and [BIG MAMBA CONDOMS]. Head in to the
Waiting Room.

Watch the cut scene and you will learn that Khloe Kardashian was in the clinic
this morning having the biggest abortion ever seen. You must now fight the
Giant Nazi Zombie Fetus Boss and its Umbilical Cord. Focus on the Umbilical
Cord as it will constantly heal the Fetus. Once it is defeated, make sure to
attack it one last time to permenantly make it leave...otherwise it can be
revived as it is part zombie. Take out the Giant Fetus a lot easier once that
is taken care of. Once defeated you can smack the skull to split it open, now
leave the clinic.

Switch out your gear and then go back to City Hall to talk to Annie to get back
to the girls. Watch the cut scene and you will be told that the documents need
to be translated for them before they can join your quest.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Unplanned Parenthood Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head back to Kyle's House and speak with him to start a cut scene. You will
now be told you will have to reach the Kingdom to the North. You are given a
[PASSPORT] and must get your photo taken before you can head to Canada.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.06 - Heading North
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Fast travel to the Photo Dojo and talk to the store clerk, he will have you
head in to the Photo Studio off to the side. Open the cabinet for [CASH $0.10],
[NAMBLA CALENDAR], [HIGH VOLTAGE WARNING LABEL], and
["THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS FILM REEL]. Now get on to the green screen and watch
the cut scene. The photographer will keep asking you to remove a piece of
clothing one at a time, you must remove them so just do as he asks. Once all
the clothes are off a cut scene will play and you must fight the Pedophile.
He is fairly easy to defeat, then the real photographer will take your picture.

Re-equip your gear and head to the woods on either side of South Park.
Depending on which of the several paths you take, you may have to use the
Dragonshout on the rat piles. Now head through the woods going up until you
reach the Canadian border. The guard will check your passport and then let you
through.

The game will now turn in to an old school 32-bit game, head in to Ottawa. If
you enter the first house on the left and go upstairs you will find a couple
having sex. Across the path is the store, you'll need to exchange the currency
at the bank in the upper left buildng. In the building across from the bank is
a clinic that heals HIV.

+=============================================================================+
|                          OTTAWA GOODS AND SUPPLIES                          |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.24 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $6.20 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.24 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.48 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.72 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.86 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $6.20 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) 9.30 - Restores 120 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.48 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.48 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Claymore of the Warrior $28.52 - 434-603 (x2)                               |
| Gain Attack Up after a Perfect Attack                                       |
| Weapon damage increases by 5x your armor value                              |
| Destroy 50 armor on Perfect Attack - lvl 11                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Canadian Halbred $28.52 - 720-1000 (x2)                                     |
| Perfect Attack targets everyone in a column - lvl 12                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Rubber Grip $24.80                                                          |
| Adds 250 damage to weapon attacks - lvl 14                                  |
+=============================================================================+

Head straight up to the large mansion and head up to talk to the Prince and
Princess of Canada. The Prince will tell you that you must seek out the Earl of
Winnipeg.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Heading North Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.07 - O Canada
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Head around to the lower right in to the gift shop and open the chest for
[CANADIAN GEMSTONE], [JOY BUZZER], [SPOILED ROYAL PUDDING], and a
[MANA POTION LARGE]. As you leave you will be stopped at the door and asked if
you want some 8x10's or 5x7's of you and the Prince and Princess of Canada.
Select either one and you will obtain the [SOUVENIR PHOTOS].

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.08 - Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo Continued
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Leave the town and make your way north in to the upper right corner killing the
Dire Wolves on the way. Get on the spider web and use the final item to summon
the Barking Spider. Once defeated you will get [BARBARIAN GLOVES]. Don't bother
going in to the cave east of Winnipeg yet, you can't do anything there. Head
north of the cave to cross the water and reach a chest with [BARBARIAN MULLET],
[A BOWL OF KRAFT DINNER], [CANADIAN GEMSTONE], [FROZEN MAPLE SYRUP],
[CURE POTION], and a [HEALTH POTION LARGE]. Now fight through the Dire Wolves
to get in to Winnipeg.

Head to the shop on the right to check out the items here.

+=============================================================================+
|                          WINNIPEG BLOCK AND TACKLE                          |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.24 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $6.20 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.24 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.48 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.72 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.86 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $6.20 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) 9.30 - Restores 120 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.48 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.48 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Flamberge Rapier $27.90 - 289-401 (x3)                                      |
| Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack                                    |
| On Perfect Attack, weakens target's attacks - lvl 11                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Dire Bear Claw Keychain $18.60                                              |
| Attacks ignore up to 200 armor - lvl 12                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fortitude Patch $24.80                                                      |
| Gain 20% bonus HP after a magic attack - lvl 12                             |
+=============================================================================+

Now head to the building to the north and speak with the Earl of Winnipeg, he
says you must first rid the town of Dire Bears before he will further assist
you with the letter. Head around to the right and attack the Dire Bears. Once
they are defeated you will get the [DIRE BEAR PELT] and then head back to talk
to the Earl of Winnipeg. He tells you that the Minister of Montreal will be
able to translate it for you, but the Prince of Canada has imprisoned him in
the caverns of Quebec. The Earl of Winnipeg will then send a friends request.

###############################################################################
#Earl of Winnipeg is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

Now head back to Ottawa and speak with the Prince of Canada for a cut scene. He
asks that you kill the Bishop of Banff and bring his balls to be allowed in to
the catacombs to see the Minister of Montreal. Now head out for Banff which has
to be entered through the narrow mountain pass. You can now attack Dire Bears
and a Snake will be blocking the entrance to Banff. It is important that you
let the snakes bite your main character WITHOUT BLOCKING to get Dire Aids! DO
NOT GET CURED!!! You need to have Dire Aids for the rest of the game to unlock
an achievement at the end! Once you get Dire Aids and defeat the snakes head in
to Banff.

Talk to the shop owner for more items you will want to get.

+=============================================================================+
|                             BANFF GENERAL STORE                             |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.24 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $6.20 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.24 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.48 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.72 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.86 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $6.20 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) 9.30 - Restores 120 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.48 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.48 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Holy Mossad Knife $26.66 - 265-329 (x5) Holy +100                           |
| +20% damage against Nazis                                                   |
| Deal 15% more damage when below 25% health - lvl 11                         |
+=============================================================================+
|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Bishop Mitre $16.12                                                         |
| Increases max HP by 150                                                     |
| Gain Rebirth at the start of combat - lvl 12                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Bishop Gloves $9.92                                                         |
| Increases max HP by 50                                                      |
| Gain Defense Up at the start of combat - lvl 12                             |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Bishop Vestments $29.76                                                     |
| Increases max HP by 250                                                     |
| You gain 200 additional HP from healing - lvl 12                            |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Socialized Medicine Patch $12.40                                            |
| Regain 100 extra HP when healed - lvl 10                                    |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Demon Claw $12.40                                                           |
| Melee-attacking enemies take up to 75 damage - lvl 12                       |
+=============================================================================+

Now head to the church up north and check on the room to the left. Smash the
pot and step on the switch to open the door on the right side of the room. Open
the chest for [DISCUS OF BLEEDING], [POSITIVE QUEEFY SCORE TEST],
[RANGER PATCH], [POWER POTION], [REVIVE POTION], and a
["WHAT ARE THESE CHANGES?" VHS]. Now head up to the Bishop and attack him to
start the fight. Immediately use Bull Rush as he has a high armor rating. Once
defeated the Bishop of Banff wants you to take some Dire Pig Testicles to use
as his balls. Accept them as you will need his friend request.

###############################################################################
#Bishop of Banff is now your friend                                           #
###############################################################################

Head back to the shop now and you can purchase the Dire Scepter, if you killed
the Bishop of Banff and gave up the friend request you would get it for free.

+=============================================================================+
|                             BANFF GENERAL STORE                             |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.24 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $6.20 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.24 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.48 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.72 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.86 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $6.20 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) 9.30 - Restores 120 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.48 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.48 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Dire Scepter $26.66 - 265-329 (x5) Holy +100                                |
| +20% damage against Nazis                                                   |
| Deal 15% more damage when below 25% health - lvl 11                         |
+=============================================================================+

Leave Banff and go back to Ottawa to speak with the Prince of Canada. He will
be excited that you took care of the Bishop of Banff and refuses to allow entry
to the Catacombs of Quebec. The Princess of Canada will give you a letter to
bring to the Duke of Vancouver for further assistance. Head out for Vancouver
to the far west now. You will now get a friend request from the Prince of
Canada.

###############################################################################
#Prince of Canada is now your friend                                          #
###############################################################################

Check on the store here in the upper left corner.

+=============================================================================+
|                         EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MAPLE                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.24 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $6.20 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.24 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.48 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.72 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.86 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $6.20 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) 9.30 - Restores 120 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.48 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.48 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Archmage's Wand $27.28 - 286-358 (x3) Fire +500                             |
| Gain 5 PP on Perfect Attack on a burning target - lvl 11                    |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Broken Shield Sticker $24.80                                                |
| Attacks remove an additional 5 shields - lvl 12                             |
+=============================================================================+

Enter the large building to the north and then go in to the upper left room to
melee attack the cracked wall. This will open a passage to a chest outside
which contains [LUMBERJACK BEARD], [SERRATED AXE OF RENDING], [DIRE HEART],
[BARBARIAN HELMET], [STRENGTH POTION], and a [POWER POTION LARGE]. Now speak
with the Duke of Vancouver and he will send you a friend request as well as to
tell you to head to the south east part of town to talk to some monks.

###############################################################################
#Duke of Vancouver is now your friend                                         #
###############################################################################

Now head to the south east corner to go across the water at the dock and enter
the house. Now talk to Terrance and Philip, you must Dragonshout on Philip and
then Cup-a-Spell Terrance. You will then need to use Sneaky Squeaker to lure
Philip to the bear rug on the left. They will then want to teach you the true
magic. You will now be taught a new fart, Nagasaki! You must now learn how to
smash through a wall and then take out three pedofiles with the big blast. Once
that is finished they will both send you friend requests.

###############################################################################
#Terrance is now your friend                                                  #
#                                                                             #
#Philip is now your friend                                                    #
###############################################################################

Leave Vancouver and go to the cave just east of Winnipeg. Use Nagasaki on the
boulders in the upper left corner of this first room to smash through. Now you
must fight a large amount of enemies all at once containing Dire Wolves, Dire
Bears, and Snakes. I usually recommend using a summon...make sure it is not
Mr. Slave as you need to use him later on this day for an achievement. Make
sure to search the bodies for [FROZEN SKULL PATCH] and the [BARBARIAN PATCH].
Check the chest for [CANADIAN TREASURE], [DIRE HEART], [BARBARIAN ARMOR], and
a [SPEED POTION]. Now fart on the Minister of Montreal and as long as you have
also farted on the Mayor, Father Maxi, and Principal Vic you will get an
ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Truth to Power                                        #
###############################################################################

Now speak to him and he will decipher the letter for you. You also get two
friend requests at this time.

###############################################################################
#Princess of Canada is now your friend                                        #
#                                                                             #
#Minister of Montreal is now your friend                                      #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
O Canada Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now head back to South Park by going south of Ottawa and heading south until
you reach the farm. Head to the left of U-STOR-IT and make it to the movie
theater. Hopefully you came up in the sewer to open the grate here earlier near
the Crab people trapped behind the boulder. Otherwise head back to the sewer
near the Post Office and get back to the boulder. Use Nagasaki on the boulder
to break it and then pick up the [CHINPOKOMON] (28/30). Now speak to the Crab
Person and get a friend request. You will also get an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Crab Person is now your friend                                               #
###############################################################################

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Friends in Strange Places                             #
###############################################################################

Open the chest for [CRAB HELMET], [CRAB CARAPACE], [CRAB PINCERS], and
[JELLYFISH]. Leave the sewers and head out to Jimbo's Guns to turn in the final
part to the quest. You will now get friend requests with Jimbo and Ned., as
well as [JIMBO'S KEY].

###############################################################################
#Jimbo is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Ned is now your friend                                                       #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OPTIONAL QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Teleport up on to the beam above Jimbo and Ned to get to the chest. Inside the
chest you will find [CASH $5.00], [AXE OF THE UNDERWORLD],
[GRENADE OF SLOWING], [ALASKAN WHALER], [WHITE WHALE PATCH], [TURTLE PATCH],
and a [POWER POTION LARGE]. Now get back to City Hall and speak to Annie to get
back to the girls to learn identity so the girls will join them. You will now
get some friend requests.

###############################################################################
#Red is now your friend                                                       #
#                                                                             #
#Bebe is now your friend                                                      #
#                                                                             #
#Wendy is now your friend                                                     #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Recruit the Girls Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Now talk to Heidi, Nelly, Jessie, and Allie Nelson for friend requests.

###############################################################################
#Heidi is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Nelly is now your friend                                                     #
#                                                                             #
#Jessie is now your friend                                                    #
#                                                                             #
#Allie Nelson is now your friend                                              #
###############################################################################

Grab the [CHINPOKOMON] (29/30) by the chest and open it for
[VALKYRIE HEADBAND], [VALKYRIE ARMOR], and [VALKYRIE GLOVES]. Now talk to Red
and gain access to the girls store.

+=============================================================================+
|                               SPARKLE BOUTIQUE                              |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Water Balloon $1.50 - Removes bonuses from enemies                          |
+=============================================================================+
|                                   WEAPONS                                   |
+=============================================================================+
| Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer $16.00 - 476-622 (x4)                          |
| Perfect Attack reduces shields by 5 - lvl 12                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fairy Princess Blade $24.00 - 743-993 (x3)                                  |
| Bypasses enemy defenses - lvl 13                                            |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fairy Princess Bow $24.00 - 250 (x5)                                        |
| Adds 20% damage on Perfect Attack                                           |
| Hits for extra damage, strong against armor                                 |
| Fires 5 projectiles that crit if you Perfect Hit - lvl 12                   |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Chakram $24.00 - 500 (x6)                                                   |
| Bounces on 6 targets, as long as 3 remain                                   |
| Target starts bleeding on Perfect Attack - lvl 14                           |
+=============================================================================+
|                                  EQUIPMENT                                  |
+=============================================================================+
| Stupid Spoiled Whore Gloves $7.00                                           |
| Adds 5 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                        |
| Gain 50 additional HP from healing - lvl 11                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Stupid Spoiled Whore Hat $11.00                                             |
| Increases max HP by 45                                                      |
| Opponents are more likely to attack allies                                  |
| Reduces gross-out damage by 25 - lvl 11                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Stupid Spoiled Whore Clothes $22.00                                         |
| Adds 25 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Increases max HP by 65                                                      |
| Melee-attacking enemies take up to 50 damage - lvl 11                       |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Leather Gloves $8.00                                                        |
| Adds 35 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| +20% Gross-out damage - lvl 12                                              |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Leather Hat $13.00                                                          |
| Adds 50 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Gain 5 PP on Perfect Attack on a Grossed Out target - lvl 12                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Leather Armor $24.00                                                        |
| Adds 75 armor, reducing enemy attacks                                       |
| Makes enemies puke when they approach you - lvl 12                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fairy Princess Mittens $10.00                                               |
| Increases max HP by 100                                                     |
| Gain 2 PP when you debuff an enemy - lvl 14                                 |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fairy Princess Tiara $15.00                                                 |
| Increases max HP by 400                                                     |
| Gain 5 PP each turn - lvl 14                                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Fairy Princess Robes $25.00                                                 |
| Increases max HP by 700                                                     |
| Gain 3 PP when you are buffed - lvl 14                                      |
+=============================================================================+
|                                    FLAIR                                    |
+=============================================================================+
| Glitter Paint $2.00                                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Butterfly Face Paint $2.00                                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Pink Flowering Vines Facepaint $2.00                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Red Flower Eyeshadow $2.00                                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Blue Flowering Vines Facepaint $2.00                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Multicolored Flower Eyeshadow $2.00                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Whore Makeup $2.00                                                          |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Spoiled Whore Wig $2.00                                                     |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Square Shades $2.00                                                         |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Prenuptial Document $10.00                                                  |
| Each attack leeches 100 HP from your target - lvl 13                        |
+=============================================================================+

Now leave the room to learn that you have been taken to the playground
restrooms the entire time. Now head back to Kyle's house and speak to Kyle for
a cut scene. They will now venture back to Clyde's house for the final battle.

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Forging Alliances Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.09 - Beat Up Clyde!
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Switch out your buffy to have Butters heal Wendy and you will get the
[SUPERHERO PATCH]. Now use Nagasaki to get the frequency of each gargoyle one
at a time and make them explode, this will lower the bridge. Head across and go
to the right so you can smash through the barrier. Open the backpack for
[CASH $0.75], [HEALTH POTION SMALL], [POWER POTION LARGE], [CURE POTION], and
a [BRUTISH WIG]. Teleport on the upper floor above the generator to melee
attack the shield and knock out one of the two gate guards. Now teleport down
to turn off the generator. Now head in to battle with the remaining gate guard
to safely smash out the gate. We will actually want to sneak in through a hole
around the corner from the backpack. Loop around to the right and go behind the
wall, you must shrink down to get in.

Have Butters heal the Underpants Gnome and he will kill the upper Nazi Rat for
you. Now shoot the lighter under the other Nazi Rat to flip it around and light
on fire. Use the Cup-a-Spell to toast the rat. Now open the bag for
[CASH $0.75], [GNOME TEETH], [DAIRY COUNCIL PATCH], and a
[HEALTH POTION LARGE]. Shoot the ceiling in the upper left corner to create a
ramp but head up the piping instead. Head through the hole in the box to get on
the shelf in the back, use a Cup-a-Spell to hit the lantern and take a Cyclops
out. Now fight the remaining Cyclops enemy up here so they stop shooting
rockets below. Search the bodies and get the [KNIGHT GAUNTLETS]. Head back down
the pipe and use exit the underground section to go through the front gate now.

Open the chest for [LAWN DART], [CASH $0.35], [SPIKED WRISTBAND],
[SCREWDRIVER], and a [BERSERKER PATCH]. Now smash through the barricade and
attack the remaining three enemies. Open the bag for [CASH $0.25],
[TERRANCE ACTION FIGURE], [JEWPACABRA CLAW], NEEDLE-SHARP FANG], and a
[MANA POTION]. Now climb up to the next floor to see cows being brought up to
a higher level.

Now head to the right and shoot the tire in the air with the bat in it, this
will knock out the Nazi Zombie kid and if you time it right you can also knock
out one of the Nazi Cats. Use a Cup-a-Spell on the fire and it will take out
another Nazi Cat. Smash the barricade and attack the rest of the enemies. Now
smash the leg of the platform and then use Nagasaki to make the rest of the
platform come crashing down. Stan will then have the pirates lower a ladder
down for you. Head up the plank ramp and climb the new ladder to the next
floor.

Ike will try to fire off a rocket but a cyclops will punch him. Have Butters
heal him and then use Cup-a-Spell and launch the rocket also knocking out a
cyclops. Ike will then send a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Ike is now your friend                                                       #
###############################################################################

Check the body for [LIGHTNING ROD] and then use Nagasaki on the tower to the
right to have it come crashing down and take out the other cyclops. Head in to
the tower and open the chest for [CASH $0.50], [CLYDE'S RULEBOOK],
[MANA POTION LARGE], and the [KNIGHT HELMET]. Turn the wheel to slightly raise
the gate and then teleport on to the balcony. Shoot the fire on the left tower
to catch the tower on fire. Send a Cup-a-Spell down to it and make the place
explode which will take out both cyclops. Now teleport up another level to grab
the final [CHINPOKOMON] (30/30). You will get an ACHIEVEMENT and a friend
request!

###############################################################################
#Chinpokomon Toy Corporation is now your friend                               #
###############################################################################

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Chinpokolypse                                         #
###############################################################################

Now teleport to the left where the second tower was to turn the wheel. Open the
bag for [SHARD OF THE DARK LORD'S CROWN], [REVIVE POTION], [BROKEN CHAIN],
[SPIKED WRISTBAND], and a [POWER POTION]. Smash the barricade and head through
the now open door.

Craig will start to raise the cows and you need to act fast. Head to the left
and quickly shoot the lamp that Stan throws in to expose the flame. Now use a
Cup-a-Spell to blow the door open. Head to the right side and quickly use
Nagasaki on the wall to let Ike in, then quickly switch to use Cup-a-Spell on
the chains that Ike lights on fire. Two of the three cows will be dropped back
down so Craig will only get to use one cow in battle. Use Bull Rush right away
and then soon the cow should usually commit suicide on its turn. Now Craig will
make multiples of himself, kill them all off. Search his body for [BRIMSTONE].
Climb the ladder and go to the left to open a chest containing [KNIGHT ARMOR],
[CLYDE'S RULEBOOK], [POWER POTION LARGE], [WATER BALLOON], and [CASH $2.50].
Now head up the main starcase for a cut scene.

Shrink yourself down and head in to Mr. Slave's asshole. Head up the intestine
to locate the Frog King who tells you to get out or die. Slice through the cum
and the condom to fight the bacteria. Now is a perfect time to summon Mr. Slave
with the Rawhide Whip, this will unlock an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Inside Joke                                           #
###############################################################################

Climb the corn on the cob and head to the right, you will need to use Stan's
buddy power on the electrical box. Now get up to the pile of shit and shoot
the polyp on the ceiling to have it drip ooze on the bacteria below. Teleport
to the other side and then wrap around the tunnel. Slice through more cum and
then climb Mr. Hat for a friend request.

###############################################################################
#Mr. Hat is now your friend                                                   #
###############################################################################

Head off to the right and use Nagasaki on the pool ball to open the way and
kill the Nazi Bacteria. Head in to the next section to the right.

As you walk past the iPhone it will start to ring, answer the call to get a
friend request from Big Gay Al.

###############################################################################
#Big Gay Al is now your friend                                                #
###############################################################################

As you pass the phone you will be attacked by Nazi Slime. Search the remains
for [VIBROBLADE] and [FUNGUS PATCH]. Head to the right for a bag containing
[HEALTH POTION LARGE], [MANA POTION LARGE], and a [STRENGTH POTION] in a dead
end. Now head around the phone and climb the pile of shit to get on top of the
flashlight. Now head down the other side and go to the right so you can place
the batteries inside. Get back on top of the flashlight and turn it on to scare
the bat out of Mr. Salve's ass. Now get to the chest and open it for
[CASH $1.10], [CONDOM CAP], and [GHOST PEPPER]. Now climb the anal beads and
go to the right for a cut scene. You must now fight the Sparrow Prince ghost as
he is very angry.

Now move forward and smash through the skeleton and you won't be able to
continue as there is too much shit. Use Nagasaki to smash the pool ball and
more shit will drop down creating a ramp. Head up to the left and slice the cum
to reveal a teleporter. Now teleport on to the bottle cap below to turn the
vibrator on. Get back on the path and head down the newly opened way for a cut
scene. Head up to the armed guards and kill them, you will need to use Bull
Rush on them both to make it easier. Search the bodies for a
[TACTICAL ARMOR PAD] before heading to the next section.

Watch the cut scene and then head around to the bag for [REVIVE POTION],
[BROWN BADGE OF COURAGE], and a [TORN CONDOM]. Switch your buddy to Jimmy and
have him access the control panel. Another panel will open on the side, go up
to it and you will need to perform another abortion, like you did on Randy.
When the syringe is in the center press down to administer the shot. Now you
must spin the dialater counter-clockwise, follow the prompts and spin fast to
avoid making it leak oil. Now use the vacuum and follow the prompts to get the
correct chip aborted. Once it is successful a cut scene will start and you will
get some ACHIEVEMENTS!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Clothes Whore                                         #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Full Arsenal                                          #
###############################################################################

You will get the [CROWN OF ANAL PLEASURE] and some friend requests.

###############################################################################
#Frog King is now your friend                                                 #
#                                                                             #
#Sparrow Prince is now your friend                                            #
#                                                                             #
#Catatafish is now your friend                                                #
###############################################################################

This will unlock an ACHIEVEMENT!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - More Popular Than John Lennon                         #
###############################################################################

Now head out to the left and enter the next room for a cut scene. You will now
need to fight Nazi Zombie Chef! Use Bull Rush right away to get rid of some of
the armor. At the end of the fight Chef will grab you and you must mash some
buttons to fight him off of you. The beatings will bring Chef back but then
Clyde will throw a molotov on him and you will then need to quickly fire off
a fart to start a cut scene.

###############################################################################
#New Rank: King Douchebag                                                     #
###############################################################################

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST COMPLETE~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
Beat Up Clyde! Complete
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~MAIN QUEST~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O
1.03.10 - Betrayal from Within
O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~O

Equip the full girl makeover disguise (Makeover Outfit, Makeover Accessory,
Makeover Wig, and Makeover Makeup) and head after Kenny as you will need it for
an achievement coming up. You will run in to the last shop of the game, buy any
extra items you will need for the final boss battle.

+=============================================================================+
|                                 Ye Old Shop                                 |
+=============================================================================+
|                                 CONSUMABLES                                 |
+=============================================================================+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Small) $1.00 - Restores 40%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Health Potion (Large) $5.00 - Restores 60%                                  |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Cure Potion $1.00 - Removes negative status effects                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion $2.00 - Restores 10 PP                                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Power Potion (Large) $12.00 - Restores 20 PP                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Small) $1.50 - Restores 30 Mana                                |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion $5.00 - Restores 70 Mana                                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Mana Potion (Large) $7.50 - Restores 120 Mana                               |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Revive Potion $3.00 - Revive fallen buddy in battle                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Speed Potion $2.00 - Let's you attack a second time                         |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Strength Potion $2.00 - Increases attack and defense                        |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Water Balloon $1.50 - Removes bonuses from enemies                          |
+=============================================================================+
|                                    FLAIR                                    |
+=============================================================================+
| Clyde Wig $2.00                                                             |
+=============================================================================+
|                               WEAPON STRAP-ONS                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Hot Topic Catalog $20.00                                                    |
| Drain up to 250 HP from bleeding targets - lvl 14                           |
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Bayonette $20.00                                                            |
| Adds 5 Bleeding on Perfect Attack - lvl 14                                  |
+=============================================================================+
|                              EQUIPMENT PATCHES                              |
+=============================================================================+
| Six-fingered Hand Patch $20.00                                              |
| Deal 30% more damage when below 25% health - lvl 13                         |
+=============================================================================+

Head forward to the next area for a cut scene and then you will end up in a
battle against Princess Kenny. Use Bull Rush on him right away to half the very
high armor level. Once defeated another cut scene will play and Princess Kenny
will drink some of the green goo.

You will now have to fight Nazi Zombie Princess Kenny! You will now have to
repeatedly kill him and on the third attempt Kenny will try to drink some more
green goo. Do the action on the screen for the current buddy to prevent it from
being drunk and they will be done for the rest of the fight. Another buddy will
come to take the place and you must continue to defeat Kenny another time and a
cut scene will play. Cartman tells you that it is time to fart on Kenny's balls
in order to hopefully win. Cartman will hold Kenny, take enough Mana Potion to
get ready for a fart attack and use something simple like Dragonshout and let
it rip! Watch the cut scene and more ACHIEVEMENTS will unlock!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Face Hoff                                             #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Outpatient                                            #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Two Girls, One Stick                                  #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - Stick Savior                                          #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - For the Hoarder                                       #
#                                                                             #
#Achievement Unlocked - No Child Left Behind                                  #
###############################################################################

After the credits are finished you will wake back up in your bed allowing you
to go through and collect most, but not all, the missing things in the game.
Head to the woods and locate a wolf, you will then need to shrink down with the
Gnome Dust and fart on it for an ACHIEVEMENT! This can be done before or after
fighting it.

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Dog Whistle                                           #
###############################################################################

Now head to a shop and sell off all of your junk and you will get the final
ACHIEVEMENT when you hit 300 junk items sold!

###############################################################################
#Achievement Unlocked - Junk Peddler                                          #
###############################################################################

Congratulations you have completed South Park: The Stick of Truth with all
achievements unlocked in one run!

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Version History
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Version 2.0 - Fixed loot chest at the end of the school quest to show class
                specific weapons
              Expanded the guide up to the final night...battle at Clyde's
              * Teaser Released *
              Added missing friend "Polly Prissypant" to the guide, as soon as
                 you have Cartman as a buddy, head to his house and go in his
                 room to interact with the doll on his bed
              Added missing weapon from Canada if you decided to take the Dire
                 pig testicles to befriend him instead
              Finished re-write to get all achievements in one run

Version 1.6 - Removed "(Quest Item)" from the wrong items in the Street
                 Merchant inventory list
              Added missing items in the Post Office that were overlooked for
                 Day One
              Added missing items in the park under the back half of the ship
                 for Day One
              Fixed the Strap-ons sections in the shops to show as Weapon
                 Strap-ons
              Expanded Day Two all the way up to the Underpants Gnomes
                 encounter
              *Teaser Released*
              Finished fighting the Underpants Gnomes
              Added missing "Glass Shard" from detention sentence quest
              Added missing Bubble Gum Wrapper from detention sentence quest

Version 1.3 - Creating more structure to the guide
              Added new design and implemented in to Day One
              Added shops and vending machines with stats for items
              Added table of contents
              Added more thorough item content per room searched up to alien
                 abduction
              * Teaser Released *
              Finished re-writing Day One of the guide, should get you
                 everything possibly available in the first day, including all
                 possible achievements at the time.
              Fixed format of shop lists so that the title of the store you are
                 buying from only shows at the top of each table

Version 1.0 - Guide to get you through the main quest complete

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