King of the Hill - Includes Texas Huntin' and Hootenany Picnicin', Partyin', & Propane!
Welcome to the neighborhood! Just remember that God, Country, and Texas come first and you'll fit in just fine.
Hootenay: Your're new to Arlen and have just moved into the neighborhood that the Hills, Dale, Bill, Boomhauer, and Souphanousinphones call home.
You've been invited to their annual Block Party, and your mission is to be accepted as one of the gang, to earn the trust of your new neighbors, and if they really like you, to be invited to enjoy a beer in the alley. It won't be easy to please everyone, so do your best to be a good neighbor.
Paintball is not only a great way to practice your hunting skills, it's a darn fine way to keep Dale in line. Goof around here and you can find a new town to live in. Barbeque is serious stuff in Arlen. It's also the only cooking that should be done by a man. One of the true great pastimes in a man's life - leisurely excercise, passing time with friends and walking around a darn nice lawn! Ahh the great outdoors! The comraderie, the hunt and the celebration that humans are higher on the food chain. Better than spending a day at the John Deere showroom.
Huntin': It's late Fall, hunting season has just begun, and the Arlen
Huntin' Club is gearing up. You'll be invited to join Hank, Dale, Boomhauer, Bill and Bobby in this Texas tradition and rite of passage.
Created by Mike Judge and Greg Daniels - Based on the hit TV Show.