You're seventeen and your life is a living hell. Between your alcoholic mother and her abusive boyfriend you've got nowhere to go until one day the glistening metal exterior of the family lawn mower catches your eye and changes your destiny forever. Become an entrepreneur and change your fate in this humorous story based 3d simulation by Seth A. Robinson, the twisted mind behind Funeral Quest and Dink Smallwood. Can you make money mowing lawns while helping your mom kick her alchohol (and possible drug) abuse? A twisted mix of simulation, interactive story and arcade action. Contains violence and some mature themes that may not be suitable for children. System requirements: 600mhz or faster CPU, 3d capable video card with 16+ MB video memory. The retail version includes: 30+ days of story (the demo only includes 3) 19 interesting and unique mowing scenarios including snow and a golf course and tons of zany new characters. Mutated killer moles! Run unlimited user created add-ons and mods. FREE unlimited technical support Join a cult. Ultra cute PUPPIES & DUCKS will charm you! Get HIT ON by an OLDER woman. Dynamic and shocking multiple story endings. Earn the ultimate mower... Excalibur! FULL 60-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE FREE upgrades for life Fully automated and secure online instant purchase and download. Order now and be playing the FULL RETAIL version in minutes!

Teenage Lawnmower Trailer (11.73MB)

Teenage Lawnmower Demo (8.92MB)