Mastertronic today unveiled that No Pineapple Left Behind, the strategic satire of modern education from Subaltern Games, has entered open alpha and is available now as a free download. No Pineapple Left Behind is a school management sim in which an evil wizard turns all of the students in to pineapples. Pineapples are very simple; all they do is take tests and get grades. If they get good grades, their school makes more money. But, if left unattended, pineapples turn back into children. Children are very complicated and much harder to deal with. And you are the principal and you have to run the school.